Washboard: Quarters, Home Delivered, for your Laundry


Fri, Jun 20th, 2014 07:07 by capnasty NEWS

If you, like our friend Cassidy here, stress over your lack of quarters, stress no more. A web service called Washboard will conveniently ship you one or two rolls of quarters so that you're always ready to do your laundry.

We understand there's a good chance you haven't done laundry in a while and may even be wearing dirty underwear right now. We won't tell your mom, but we will get your first shipment of quarters to you in two days flat. Want to know the best part about that? The shipping's on us. You'll be on your way to good hygiene in no time.



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