Where, in Sochi, Athletes Have Sex


Thu, Feb 20th, 2014 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

The Onion takes you on a tour to see all the facilities used by the athletes to have copious amounts of sex. And while you might thing that this is just satire, think again.

Take a look inside the dorms, restaurants, and gymnasiums where these modern day gods and goddesses go crazy on each other?s perfect bodies.



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