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"Our boredom is at base an impatient resentment at being held at bay from the genuine traumas of another’s life."

How Not To Rant

Fri, June 9th, 2017 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

185

"This iPod FM transmitter about the easiest you can possibly make."

Make your own radio transmitter using bits of copper, carbon, plastic, and wire

Thu, June 1st, 2017 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

328

Building a High Powered Air Cannon with PVC Piping

Blowing up watermelons has never been so much fun

Tue, April 11th, 2017 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

260

Analogue Coin Sorting Machine

Cardboard, glue, and a sharp knife

Sun, April 9th, 2017 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

317

"No matter what Deepak Chopra tells you, time is linear."

Perpetual Clock

Mon, April 3rd, 2017 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

303

Full-Auto Crossbow

The German accent and the laugh is what sold it to me

Thu, January 19th, 2017 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

300

The Car Wheel Bicycle

Giving car wheels to a bicycle

Fri, January 13th, 2017 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

470

How to Build a Self-Driving Toy Car

Playing is being automated, too

Wed, October 26th, 2016 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

475

Step-by-Step Guide on Starting Up a Boeing 737

I've always wanted to know

Thu, September 22nd, 2016 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

489

“Do you want to be like the CIA and overthrow a government overseas for profit or fun?”

How to Overthrow the Government

Wed, September 21st, 2016 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

481

Learn How to Pick a Lock in 47 Minutes

Otherwise you're stuck

Sun, September 11th, 2016 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

460

Make a 3D Hologram Using a Smartphone and a CD Case

And some tape

Mon, August 15th, 2016 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

411

Building a Plasma Ball out of a Lightbulb

Crazy Russian Hacker shows you how

Wed, June 8th, 2016 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

521

How to Put a Head in a Jar

Or a convincing facsimile

Thu, April 7th, 2016 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

526

Start a Fire, with a Lemon

Or you could always bring a lighter

Wed, March 16th, 2016 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

513

Making a Ghostbuster Ghost Trap

Complete with smoke

Fri, March 11th, 2016 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

580

Building a Massive Boat in a Front Yard

The Boat the Internet Built

Sat, February 27th, 2016 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

619

How to Land a 737

Step-by-step

Fri, February 19th, 2016 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

742

Digital Sundial

3D printed sundial with precise holes cast shadow with current time

Sun, February 14th, 2016 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

649

Building a Basic Drill Out of Wood and Stone

And a piece of string

Fri, January 29th, 2016 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

709

CIA Offers UFO Investigation Guidelines

The truth is out there

Sat, January 23rd, 2016 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

729

Open Source Watch

Tue, December 29th, 2015 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

737

The History of Plastic Injection Molding

Sat, December 5th, 2015 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

941

Homemade 90,000 Lumens Flashlight

Thu, November 26th, 2015 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

801

Happy Computer Icon Paper Stand

Mon, July 13th, 2015 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

806

Building a Primitive Hut from Scratch

Using primitive tools

Fri, July 3rd, 2015 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

1074

Build a Coffee Maker out of Old Lightbulbs

Wed, May 20th, 2015 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

1278

3D-Printed, Battery-Powered, Fully-Automated, Open-Source, Combination Lock Cracking Device

Combo Breaker

Sat, May 16th, 2015 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

986

How to Build Your Own Pinball Machine

Sun, January 4th, 2015 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

926

A Self-Balancing Skateboard-Contraption

The Flying Nimbus

Sat, November 15th, 2014 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

890

Coffee Table with Built-in Fireplace

"An awesome addition for the house you don't own."

Fri, November 14th, 2014 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

1029

Internet Kill Switch

Wed, October 8th, 2014 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

940

Thread Out of Plastic Bottles

Wed, June 25th, 2014 22:30 by capnasty NEWS

914

The 1950 TV Tray Meets the 21st Century

Wed, April 30th, 2014 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

642

Convert the Screen of an LCD Watch to a Negative Display

Mon, April 21st, 2014 20:30 by capnasty NEWS

576

3D-Printed Kayak

Mon, March 31st, 2014 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

608

How People With Very Stressful Jobs Stay Calm

Wed, March 5th, 2014 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

909

Build a Remote Controlled Shoe

Tue, March 4th, 2014 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

621

How to Build a Living Photo Frame

Fri, January 3rd, 2014 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

680

Making Weapons Out of Stuff You Can Buy in the Airport, After You Go Through Security

Thu, December 5th, 2013 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

795

How to Propose to Your Girlfriend When She Knows You're Going to Propose

Tue, December 3rd, 2013 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

841

Build the 'Iron Throne' from 'Game of Thrones'

Mon, November 18th, 2013 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

693

Smart Air: DIY Air Filters

Mon, November 4th, 2013 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

709

How to Build an LED Watch With GPS Navigation

Fri, October 4th, 2013 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

744

Just Delete Me: Guides on How to Delete Your Account

Mon, August 26th, 2013 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

638

The Kindly Brontosaurus: Get Everything You Want, When you Want It

Thu, August 15th, 2013 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

628

Make Your Own Bloktagons

Mon, June 24th, 2013 23:07 by capnasty NEWS

780

How To Build a Monitor Only You Can See

Sun, June 9th, 2013 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

1009

Behind the Scenes: How 'The Smoking Tire' Shoots Its Cars

Sun, May 12th, 2013 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

625

Email Guitar: Practice Your Electric Guitar and Write Emails at the Same Time

Tue, April 9th, 2013 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

580

LED Ampli-Tie: DIY Guide to Making a Tie With Built-In VU Meter

Thu, February 28th, 2013 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

793

"How to land an airplane if you are not a pilot."

Tue, February 5th, 2013 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

670

How to Prepare for the Apocalypse

Fri, December 21st, 2012 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

668

How to Build Websites and Apps More Accessible to the Colour Blind

Tue, December 11th, 2012 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

1869

How to Keep Your Secret Emails Secret

Tue, November 20th, 2012 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

683

How to Simplify Your Life

Fri, October 26th, 2012 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

657

All The Things You're Doing Wrong (And How to Do Them Better)

Tue, October 9th, 2012 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

1411

The Pivot: The Art of Dodging a Question

Fri, October 5th, 2012 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

652

How to Set Up Your Own Offshore Bank Account

Mon, July 30th, 2012 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

725

Building an AR-15 Rifle Using a 3D Printer

Fri, July 27th, 2012 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

1696

How To Make Fire With Urine

Fri, July 20th, 2012 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

712

BLINK(1): the Super USB RGB LED Indicator Light

Thu, July 12th, 2012 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

900

Vi Hart Makes a Video Explaining How To Make A Video About How To Make A Video

Tue, July 10th, 2012 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

750

How To Build a Crystal cMoy Free Form Headphone Amplifier

Mon, May 21st, 2012 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

1287

How To Make an 8-Bit Pop-Up Card

Fri, May 18th, 2012 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

847

Robopocalypse: How To Survive A Robot Uprising

Wed, May 9th, 2012 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

950

Series of Photographs Showing How to Build a Miniature Knife

Thu, May 3rd, 2012 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

573

Buckyballs Electric Motor

Tue, May 1st, 2012 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

1055

How to Stay Married (And Not Kill Each Other)

Mon, April 30th, 2012 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

678

"Demarcate and associate". How To Manage the Overload of "Must Read" Publications

Wed, April 25th, 2012 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

570

Build Your Own iPod Boom Box

Thu, April 12th, 2012 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

845

How To Make Computer Chip Earrings

Mon, April 2nd, 2012 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

1133

Fix an SLR with a Peanut Butter Jar

Mon, March 26th, 2012 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

615

Militarizing Your Backyard with Python

Computer Vision and the Squirrel Hordes

Tue, March 20th, 2012 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

754

How to Extract Your Own DNA Using Just a Few Common Household Items

Fri, March 9th, 2012 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

711

The Office Chair That Tweets Any Time Its Owner Farts

Mon, February 27th, 2012 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

602

How to Build a Boombox in a Toolbox

Sat, January 28th, 2012 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

1224

How to be a Dictator

Wed, January 11th, 2012 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

768

How to Make a Ball of Cards

Sun, January 8th, 2012 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

1511

Build Your Own Miniature Spy Zeppelin

Tue, December 13th, 2011 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

1670

How To Name Your First Novel

Tue, November 15th, 2011 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

581

If a Child is Being Raped by an Adult, Here is What You Need to Do

Fri, November 11th, 2011 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

764

16-Year-Old Builds Tiny $12,000 House in Parents' Backyard

Tue, November 8th, 2011 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

612

How To Lucid Dream

Wed, October 26th, 2011 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

675

How to Turn a 1975 Pinball Machine Into an Alarm Clock

Tue, October 18th, 2011 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

576

Julie's Star Trek Quiet Book

Mon, October 3rd, 2011 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

1215

Boost Your WiFi Signal Using Only a Beer Can

Wed, September 14th, 2011 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

841

How To Make Fire Using Ice

Sun, August 28th, 2011 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

749

How To Quickly Create a Corpse

Wed, August 10th, 2011 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

607

How to Turn an Unassuming Mild-Mannered Garden Gnome into a Tiny Butt-Kicking Purveyor of Justice

Mon, July 25th, 2011 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

1387

29 Ways to Stay Creative

Mon, July 11th, 2011 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

708

How to Make Cinemagraphs, Photos With Hints of a Movement

Wed, June 29th, 2011 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

780

LEGO Technic Super-8 Movie Projector

Fri, June 24th, 2011 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

762

Make a Batman-Style Hidden Light-Switch

Thu, June 23rd, 2011 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

773

Build Your Own Papercraft Hasselblad Pinhole Camera

Sun, June 12th, 2011 22:00 by capnasty NEWS

1270

Making the World's Smallest Postcards

Wed, June 8th, 2011 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

581

How to Play Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock

Mon, May 23rd, 2011 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

1273

Create Your Own 8x8x8 LED Cube 3-Dimensional Display

Wed, May 18th, 2011 22:00 by capnasty NEWS

1231

How-To Build an X-Wing Fighter From Office Supplies

Sat, May 14th, 2011 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

1194

Turn Your Bed Into Doctor Who's TARDIS

Fri, May 13th, 2011 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

1321

Bloomberg Businessweek: The Movie (Sort Of)

Sat, April 30th, 2011 22:00 by capnasty NEWS

655

Making Tiny Motorcycles Out of Old Watch Parts

Sun, April 24th, 2011 22:00 by capnasty NEWS

1438

The Stop-Saying-Awesome Button is Awesome

Mon, April 18th, 2011 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

792

Save Your Wet Phone With Dry Rice

Thu, April 14th, 2011 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

770

Build Your Own Star Trek Door

Tue, April 12th, 2011 22:00 by capnasty NEWS

707

How To Make a Pixelated Trash Can

Tue, April 5th, 2011 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

646

How To Put Old Lenses on a Canon DSLR

Mon, April 4th, 2011 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

936

How to Write a Manifesto

Tue, March 29th, 2011 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

822

Home-Made 1 Mega-Watt Laser-Pulse Pistol

Fri, March 11th, 2011 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

3213

Slothfurnace Builds Skywalker's "Return of the Jedi" Lightsaber

Sat, January 22nd, 2011 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

1431

How To Make a $2 Bill Pad

Wed, December 29th, 2010 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

927

If You're Taken Hostage By Somali Pirates, Don't Get High With Them

Tue, December 7th, 2010 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

638

How To Unlock the Airplane Lavatory Door (From the Outside)

Wed, October 27th, 2010 13:00 by capnasty NEWS

860

How To Make a Storm Trooper Helmet out of a Milk Jug

Sat, October 9th, 2010 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

808

This is What a Working Coil-Gun Looks Like

Tue, October 5th, 2010 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

651

The Pocket Altoid Barbecue

Mon, September 27th, 2010 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

725

50 Ways to Get Your Life in Order

Sat, August 28th, 2010 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

697

How He'd Hack Your Weak Passwords

Fri, August 27th, 2010 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

613

How to Unsend an Email in Gmail

Mon, August 23rd, 2010 15:00 by capnasty NEWS

759

How to Get Laid After Puking on Her

Tue, July 27th, 2010 14:00 by capnasty NEWS

715

How to Trick People into Thinking You're Good Looking

Fri, July 16th, 2010 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

620

How to Knit With Ramen Noodles

Wed, July 14th, 2010 13:40 by capnasty NEWS

622

How You Can Help Clean the BP #oilspill Without Actually Heading to the Gulf

Thu, July 8th, 2010 15:00 by capnasty NEWS

625

How-to: Install Flash on Your Jailbroken #Apple #iPad (For Real)

Wed, July 7th, 2010 15:16 by capnasty NEWS

603

How to Work When the Boss Is Away: A Handy Guide

Wed, May 26th, 2010 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

677

How To Be Like Mary Poppins And Bring All You Need, For 10 Days, In Just Your Carry-On

Wed, May 26th, 2010 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

578

The Business Men's Survival Guide to the G20 Summit

Sun, May 23rd, 2010 19:17 by capnasty NEWS

703

How To Poo in Zero Gravity: The Movie

Sat, May 22nd, 2010 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

645

How to Rein in Your Child's Cellphone Bill

Fri, May 21st, 2010 09:52 by capnasty NEWS

710

Fight Oil Slicks with Nuclear Weapons

Tue, May 11th, 2010 13:00 by capnasty NEWS

623

How To Tell a Debt-Collector Where to Go and What To Do With Themselves Once There

Tue, May 11th, 2010 11:11 by capnasty NEWS

753

A Lesson on How to be a Villain the Alan Rickman way

Wed, April 14th, 2010 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

779

Build Your Own Arduino LF RFID Tag Spoofer

Tue, April 13th, 2010 13:00 by capnasty NEWS

763

Logic & Fallacies: Constructing a Logical Argument

Tue, April 13th, 2010 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

538

It's Better Than Red Bull: Polyphasic Sleeping and Exams

Mon, April 5th, 2010 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

661

In the Event That You Have Accidentally Swallowed the Higgs Boson

Wed, March 31st, 2010 15:00 by capnasty NEWS

644

Should You Buy an iPad?

Thu, March 25th, 2010 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

618

How to Teach Yourself Programming

Sun, March 21st, 2010 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

586

Build Your Own Tomahawk Missile

Mon, March 15th, 2010 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

1351

How to Write Badly Well

Sat, March 13th, 2010 10:06 by capnasty NEWS

581

How OK Go's Amazing Rube Goldberg Machine Was Built

Wed, March 3rd, 2010 18:53 by capnasty NEWS

1033

How to Find Happiness

Wed, March 3rd, 2010 11:07 by capnasty NEWS

607

Get Your Groove On With Grandma Sue Teller

Tue, February 23rd, 2010 10:27 by capnasty NEWS

638

The DIY Hand-Held Tesla Coil Battery Powered Plasma Gun

Sat, February 13th, 2010 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

791

How to Do Everything in Google Buzz (Including Turn It Off)

Thu, February 11th, 2010 12:12 by capnasty NEWS

796

How to Catch an iPhone Thief

Tue, February 9th, 2010 09:45 by capnasty NEWS

628

How to Get That Writing Mood Going

Writing is hard; here's what you can do about making it easier.

Wed, February 3rd, 2010 21:35 by Leo N. ARTICLE

1889

Ten Tips for a Successful Reply to W4M

Sun, January 24th, 2010 12:31 by capnasty NEWS

710

Build a Working Star Trek Phaser

Sat, January 16th, 2010 11:11 by capnasty NEWS

655

Sarcasm Punctuation for People Too Stupid to Get It

Fri, January 15th, 2010 11:04 by capnasty NEWS

652

The Definitive Guide to Sticking to Your New Year's Resolutions

Fri, January 1st, 2010 10:11 by capnasty NEWS

610

The Budget Traveller's Guide to Sleeping in Airports

Fri, December 18th, 2009 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

653

40 Beautiful Examples of Black and White Photography

Mon, December 14th, 2009 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

689

A Romance Flowchart: When Is It Inappropriate to Use Your iPhone?

Sat, December 12th, 2009 10:01 by capnasty NEWS

672

Eight Tips to Know If You're Being Boring.

Wed, December 9th, 2009 09:33 by capnasty NEWS

622

The Complete Guide to Google Wave

Wed, November 4th, 2009 09:34 by capnasty NEWS

560

How scientists determined how many humans two lions ate in 1898

Tue, November 3rd, 2009 11:21 by capnasty NEWS

538

How To Avoid Boreout

Tue, October 27th, 2009 19:24 by capnasty NEWS

757

What to do with an old Vespa

Sat, October 17th, 2009 12:59 by capnasty NEWS

633

How to Open a Permutation Lock

Sat, September 12th, 2009 07:41 by capnasty NEWS

587

HowTo: Write An Article That Stands No Chance Of Featuring On Uncyclopedia

Fri, September 11th, 2009 06:59 by capnasty NEWS

708

5 Creative Uses for: Baking Soda

Tue, September 8th, 2009 21:53 by capnasty NEWS

583

How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You

Sat, September 5th, 2009 07:13 by capnasty NEWS

647

Tech Support Cheat Sheet

Thu, August 27th, 2009 11:59 by capnasty NEWS

834

Star Wars Imperial Walker Loft-Bed

Sun, August 2nd, 2009 07:55 by capnasty NEWS

643

How to Behave

Thu, July 30th, 2009 07:00 by capnasty NEWS

745

How To: Fight A Bear

Tue, July 21st, 2009 07:04 by capnasty NEWS

682

There, I Fixed It

Tue, July 14th, 2009 08:38 by capnasty NEWS

642

I Love to Cook Naked [NSFW]

Mon, March 30th, 2009 11:02 by capnasty NEWS

6404

How To Re-Program Mobile Construction Signs

Sat, February 21st, 2009 07:56 by capnasty NEWS

1040

Cops Talk Funny

Fri, January 30th, 2009 08:00 by capnasty NEWS

659

Virgin's Guide Forums

Tue, January 20th, 2009 00:30 by capnasty NEWS

756

Seven Steps to a Cooler You

Sat, October 4th, 2008 04:25 by capnasty NEWS

575

Build your own Lamborghini

Wed, August 20th, 2008 01:27 by capnasty NEWS

1595

50 Ways to Take Back Control of Your Personal Data

Tue, June 10th, 2008 22:17 by capnasty NEWS

665

Getting a Leg Up in Porn [NSFW]

Sat, May 31st, 2008 17:06 by capnasty NEWS

2927

How to be unGoogleable

Sat, May 31st, 2008 15:44 by capnasty NEWS

821

Mastering the Internet

Wed, May 28th, 2008 22:32 by capnasty NEWS

670

Repair CDs With A Microwave

Mon, November 5th, 2007 21:11 by capnasty NEWS

642

How to commit quantum suicide

Sat, October 13th, 2007 12:33 by capnasty NEWS

699

How to wash a cat

Mon, September 17th, 2007 22:44 by capnasty NEWS

631

How To Make a Baby

Wed, March 14th, 2007 22:18 by Robert Levin ARTICLE

1166

Escher for Real

Mon, May 1st, 2006 15:23 by capnasty NEWS

665

How to be EMO

Thu, April 6th, 2006 01:39 by capnasty NEWS

616

Build a generator from a lawn-edger motor

Thu, March 23rd, 2006 04:24 by capnasty NEWS

649

Crazy in Love

A Guide for Dating the Mentally Insane

Mon, November 28th, 2005 01:00 by John Iadipaolo ARTICLE

1330

How to Read the Date, Time, and Serial Number From Forensic Tracking Codes in a Xerox DocuColor Colour Laser Printout

Thu, October 20th, 2005 13:14 by capnasty NEWS

681

Why the Internet Sucks

Wed, July 21st, 2004 04:00 by Lost Correspondent ARTICLE

911

0n1y 7h3 1337 m4y 3n73|2

Mon, July 14th, 2003 04:00 by Kade ARTICLE

1874

Understanding the AOL Jargon

Mon, July 14th, 2003 03:00 by Smitty-boy ARTICLE

1019

How To Look Busy (And Still Do Nothing)

(A guide for the government worker)

Mon, June 2nd, 2003 04:00 by Lord Lansdowne ARTICLE

3589

How to Drive Home Drunk

Mon, June 24th, 2002 04:00 by Brian Newman ARTICLE

15560

How To Insult Foreign Netizens

Mon, August 14th, 2000 04:00 by Lord Lansdowne ARTICLE

1209

How to Avoid Jury Duty

Mon, January 11th, 1999 04:00 by Brian Newman ARTICLE

20589

Revenge

a tutorial

Mon, July 14th, 1997 03:00 by Lord Lansdowne ARTICLE

2350

Project: Build your own A-Bomb

how to create a nuclear device

Thu, September 5th, 1996 23:56 by GotW ARTICLE

1194

How To Terrorize An Ice Cream Parlor

The Advanced Tutorial

Sun, August 18th, 1996 23:46 by GotW ARTICLE

1271

How to take over the world with 10 bucks

Fri, August 9th, 1996 12:34 by GotW ARTICLE

962