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Lesley the Pony Has an A+ Day!

But please, don't be late Lesley

Sat, November 5th, 2016 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

851

If the Home Alone Kid Was a Uber Driver

DRYVRS

Tue, December 22nd, 2015 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

1132

Pigeon as a Service

Send letters via carrier pigeon anywhere in the United States

Fri, October 2nd, 2015 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

1026

How to Make Sure You Get Out of Bed in the Morning

The High Voltage Ejector Bed

Wed, September 2nd, 2015 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

1077

"Sometimes you wake up and life just kicks you in the bollocks."

Bad Day at the Office

Fri, January 23rd, 2015 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

1257

"Watch this, it's weird."

Too Many Cooks

Thu, November 13th, 2014 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

973

Ebola Themed Etsy Products

Sat, October 18th, 2014 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

945

Picking Up LEGO Pieces by the Sea Shore

Mon, July 21st, 2014 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

1914

Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life

Thu, March 27th, 2014 22:17 by capnasty NEWS

1008

Apparently, an F-15 Eagle Can Land With Just One Wing

Fri, March 7th, 2014 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

780

If You're Hurt in San Francisco, You're Better Off Not Calling 911

Sun, February 16th, 2014 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

828

Our RoboCop Remake: "Because if anyone is going to ruin RoboCop, it's us."

Mon, February 10th, 2014 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

964

Amazon's Most Expensive Book

Thu, February 6th, 2014 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

1138

Conference Call

Wed, January 29th, 2014 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

687

Texas Shooting Range Wants to Save Endangered Black Rhino By Shooting One Dead

Thu, October 31st, 2013 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

674

Look Around You

Sun, September 15th, 2013 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

693

"They bite because they're hungry, and testicles sit nicely in their mouth."

Tue, August 13th, 2013 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

657

95-Year-Old WW2 Veteran Tasered and Killed by Police

Mon, August 12th, 2013 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

627

The Only One: Plain White T-Shirt on Sale for $100,000

Tue, July 30th, 2013 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

916

Bee and PuppyCat

Mon, July 22nd, 2013 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

903

Jihawg Ammo: Pork-Tainted Bullets to Kill Muslims and Send Them to Hell

Tue, June 25th, 2013 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

1046

High School Student Builds Fusion Reactor in Dad's Garage for Science Fair, Disqualified for Competing in Too Many Science Fairs

Tue, June 4th, 2013 21:55 by capnasty NEWS

762

Tourist Writes "I Was Here" On Wall of 3,500-Year-Old Egyptian Temple, Can't Be Erased

Fri, May 31st, 2013 00:44 by capnasty NEWS

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friendfracker: Randomly Deletes Facebook Friends

Tue, April 23rd, 2013 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

769

10 April 1st Stories So Weird, Made Worse By the Fact That They’re True

Wed, April 3rd, 2013 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

743

Count WTF: Quantifying the WTF-ness in Your Life

Tue, March 26th, 2013 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

647

The Quiet Comeback of the Useless Machine

Mon, March 18th, 2013 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

725

Random Weird News for the Weekend

Fri, March 1st, 2013 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

690

Swinging Through a Canyon Using a 400 Metres Rope Swing

Fri, March 1st, 2013 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

739

"Go home, evolution, you are drunk": WTF, Evolution?

Sun, February 10th, 2013 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

889

Using Plants To Listen to the Radio

Tue, January 15th, 2013 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

793

Google Melon

Tue, December 18th, 2012 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

653

French Mountain Scheduled to Survive End-of-the-World to be Closed on Doomsday

Sat, December 8th, 2012 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

732

South Pacific Island Visible on Google Maps Does Not Actually Exist

Sat, November 24th, 2012 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

962

The Perpetual Energy Wasting Machine

Thu, October 25th, 2012 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

902

Hey Yey Aaeya Aaeyae Yaa

Wed, October 10th, 2012 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

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If You're Lonely, Japan's Cuddle Cafes Let You Sleep With a Stranger

Tue, October 9th, 2012 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

1087

Eisenhower Had Regular Meetings with Aliens

Fri, September 28th, 2012 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

775

Security Firm Now Provides 'Zombie Apocalypse' Training

Wed, September 19th, 2012 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

880

Awkward Stock Video

Mon, August 20th, 2012 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

1375

Chocolate Kinder Eggs Illegal in the United States, Guns Still OK

Sun, July 22nd, 2012 14:45 by capnasty NEWS

1608

Man With World's Biggest Penis Stopped By Airport Security

Fri, July 20th, 2012 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

695

Chimps Build Ladder, Escape German Zoo

Fri, July 13th, 2012 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

1038

Cisco's Home Routers: You Must Agree to be Spied Upon if You Want to Continue Using Their Device

Wed, July 4th, 2012 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

947

Ladies, Please, No Grunting on the Tennis Court

Fri, June 29th, 2012 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

902

China Limits Numbers of Flies Per Public Toilet

Sun, May 27th, 2012 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

648

A Perfume that Smells like a MacBook

Sun, April 22nd, 2012 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

799

Wikipedia's Autofellatio Page: a Battle of Penises

Mon, April 2nd, 2012 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

1178

Bulgaria's "Married With Children"

Sat, March 31st, 2012 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

678

How To Scare a Tree To Make It Give You Fruit

Fri, February 17th, 2012 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

779

Canadian Man Has Been Digging Out His Basement Using Only R/C Scale-Model Construction Equipment for the Last 15 Years

Thu, February 16th, 2012 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

742

A Font Made of Human Leg Hair

Wed, November 9th, 2011 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

983

io9.com's List of the 10 Weirdest Consumer Products Based on NASA Technology

Fri, September 30th, 2011 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

768

The Cat With Two Faces

Thu, September 29th, 2011 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

739

Original Star Wars Blu-Ray Release Now Features Blinking Ewoks, Among Other Things

Wed, August 31st, 2011 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

1228

GoogleMaps: Please Swim To Your Destination

Thu, July 28th, 2011 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

787

Writing Your Name in the Sand So That It's Visible From Space

Wed, July 27th, 2011 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

971

The Court Ruled in Her Favour and Now She Can Masturbate at Work

Tue, July 19th, 2011 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

918

Follow the Sun: When Drive-In Movie Intermissions Meets Judgement Day

Mon, July 18th, 2011 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

693

Ten Hours YouTube Videos

Mon, July 18th, 2011 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

828

When Wooden Flip Switch Boxes Get Angry

Mon, June 13th, 2011 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

774

Chicks With Steve Buscemeyes

Sat, June 4th, 2011 22:00 by capnasty NEWS

1331

Tom Hanks is a Lot of Animals

Fri, April 29th, 2011 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

1026

Jelly Bean That Vaguely Resembles Kate Middleton for Sale on eBay

Tue, April 19th, 2011 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

876

Switchblades Now Legal in Maine, But Only If You Have One Arm

Tue, April 12th, 2011 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Get Your U.S. Terror Alerts Through Twitter

Sat, April 9th, 2011 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

855

Speaking of Spiked Penises, It's Official: the Thing's Thing is Rocky and Orange

Fri, March 11th, 2011 13:00 by capnasty NEWS

779

Head of India's Anti-Corruption Watchdog Forced to Resign Over Corruption Charges

Sat, March 5th, 2011 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

839

The Night (Dead) Birds Fell Out of the Sky

Wed, January 5th, 2011 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

1180

CIA forms the WTF: the #WikiLeaks Task Force

Wed, December 22nd, 2010 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

733

'40-Year-Old Virgin' Actor Gets Life in Prison for Stabbing (via @torontostar)

Fri, December 17th, 2010 13:14 by capnasty NEWS

711

Opt-Out of Google Street-View, Get House Egged

Wed, November 24th, 2010 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

1402

The Draconians and the Reptilians Run the U.S. Shadow Government

Wed, November 10th, 2010 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

1645

Proposal for UFO Tracking Commission Turned Down by Voters

Thu, November 4th, 2010 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

690

Okay, Everyone: Whoever Forgot Their Loaded Rocket Launcher, Raise Your Hand

Fri, October 29th, 2010 15:21 by capnasty NEWS

707

The Mystery of the Time-Travelling Manly-Woman Alien in a Charlie Chaplin Movie

Wed, October 27th, 2010 13:00 by capnasty NEWS

692

Crocs on a Plane!

Fri, October 22nd, 2010 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

768

Earth is Being Monitored by Intergalactic Hippies

Tue, September 28th, 2010 15:38 by capnasty NEWS

768

Lost Dalek, if Found Please Call Dr. Who

Mon, September 27th, 2010 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

764

Steve Jobs: NOT a Ninja

Tue, September 14th, 2010 14:15 by capnasty NEWS

858

Don't Put It In Your Mouth

Wed, September 8th, 2010 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

634

Who Are the Cyber Amish?

Tue, September 7th, 2010 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

634

Lonely? Need a Friend? Rent One

Fri, September 3rd, 2010 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

799

Mail-Hating Nose-Diving Hawks are Like the Nazi's Luftwaffe

Fri, September 3rd, 2010 13:00 by capnasty NEWS

668

Jersey Circus

Thu, September 2nd, 2010 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

664

Chinese Benches Are a Pain in the Ass

Thu, August 19th, 2010 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

658

Twilight-Inspired Baby Names

Tue, August 3rd, 2010 14:00 by capnasty NEWS

723

FloJuggler: Helps You Keep Track of a Girl's Period

Mon, July 26th, 2010 14:00 by capnasty NEWS

744

The Women-Only Frustration-Venting Store

Thu, July 22nd, 2010 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

657

Rise of the Chinese Ghost Town

Wed, July 21st, 2010 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

634

Lesbian Prison Gangs Waiting to Get Hands on Lindsay Lohan, Report Says

Tue, July 13th, 2010 14:31 by capnasty NEWS

654

2204355

Tue, July 6th, 2010 23:08 by capnasty NEWS

666

Survival of the Hippest: Increase Your Social NetWorth With Twitter Jewellery

Sun, June 20th, 2010 10:01 by capnasty NEWS

692

Surfer Punches Shark then Catches Wave

Mon, June 7th, 2010 14:00 by capnasty NEWS

909

The Daily Batman

Sat, June 5th, 2010 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

693

Jam Band Fan or Taliban?

Thu, June 3rd, 2010 23:59 by capnasty NEWS

748

Attack of the Self-sacrificing Child Clones

Wed, May 12th, 2010 12:21 by capnasty NEWS

820

Homer Simpson's House for Sale

Mon, May 10th, 2010 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

1890

German man marries dying cat.

Mon, May 3rd, 2010 12:46 by capnasty NEWS

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Help Free the Willy

Thu, April 29th, 2010 13:00 by capnasty NEWS

719

Breasts Don't Cause Earthquakes

Tue, April 27th, 2010 00:07 by capnasty NEWS

697

Gamestation Owns Your Soul

Fri, April 16th, 2010 16:00 by capnasty NEWS

556

This is an Example of Irony

Wed, March 31st, 2010 13:54 by capnasty NEWS

766

Grocery List Dot Org

Fri, March 26th, 2010 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

753

Facedowns

Fri, March 26th, 2010 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

791

A Collection a Day

Thu, March 25th, 2010 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

802

Vagina-Scented Perfume Debuts

Thu, March 25th, 2010 01:35 by capnasty NEWS

2240

Living in a Jet Plane

Sun, March 14th, 2010 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

654

Lawyers for Animals

Sun, March 7th, 2010 07:32 by capnasty NEWS

886

US Court Rules That Zombies Have Free Speech Rights Too

Fri, February 26th, 2010 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

687

The Only Immortal Animal on Earth

Wed, February 24th, 2010 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Activists Missing After Declaring "War on Leather" at Motorcycle Rally

Wed, January 13th, 2010 09:20 by capnasty NEWS

767

It's your Junk in a Pipe

Thu, January 7th, 2010 09:53 by capnasty NEWS

607

Brain in a Bag

Wed, January 6th, 2010 23:00 by capnasty NEWS

648

Unexploded Landmines? Call for The Herorats!

Tue, December 22nd, 2009 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

661

Don't Throw Snowballs at Detective Baylor

Sun, December 20th, 2009 12:12 by capnasty NEWS

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Note to high school girls: Wear panties on picture day

Fri, December 18th, 2009 14:48 by capnasty NEWS

1387

Chinese cop who drank to death named a 'martyr'

Tue, December 15th, 2009 22:00 by capnasty NEWS

838

Giant Mysterious Spiral Takes Over the Skies of Norway

Wed, December 9th, 2009 15:00 by capnasty NEWS

1085

When Santa Gives You a Pap Smear

Tue, December 8th, 2009 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

609

When Wild Australian Camels Attack!

Wed, November 25th, 2009 11:18 by capnasty NEWS

818

Please don't steal Burkittsville's new signs

Wed, November 18th, 2009 13:21 by capnasty NEWS

634

Two you tube videos and...

Sat, November 14th, 2009 15:45 by capnasty NEWS

677

What's the weather, what to wear? Obama helps you everywhere!

Fri, November 6th, 2009 13:39 by capnasty NEWS

718

Sleep Standing Up in the Streets of New York

Thu, November 5th, 2009 13:04 by capnasty NEWS

773

A piece of yourself

Mon, October 26th, 2009 07:54 by capnasty NEWS

651

Found Shit

Thu, October 22nd, 2009 06:12 by capnasty NEWS

599

21 Shoes That Every Geek Would Love

Sun, October 18th, 2009 18:02 by capnasty NEWS

674

Ever Dream This Man?

Sun, October 18th, 2009 00:33 by capnasty NEWS

614

84 Optical Illusions and Visual Phenomena

Tue, October 13th, 2009 23:28 by capnasty NEWS

849

Lovely Listings

Wed, October 7th, 2009 07:10 by capnasty NEWS

839

MoD 'how to stop leaks' document is leaked

Tue, October 6th, 2009 11:01 by capnasty NEWS

697

Chia Obama

Tue, September 29th, 2009 08:50 by capnasty NEWS

836

Ghost-hunting woman falls to death at U of T

Thu, September 10th, 2009 09:22 by capnasty NEWS

620

Severed Gecko Tails Have a Mind of Their Own

Tue, September 8th, 2009 21:48 by capnasty NEWS

778

Singer David Bowie has had a large, yellow, hairy spider from Malaysia named after him

Sun, September 6th, 2009 13:52 by capnasty NEWS

658

Will Leave You Speechless

Sat, August 15th, 2009 07:20 by capnasty NEWS

680

George Sodini's Blog

Thu, August 6th, 2009 13:32 by capnasty NEWS

796

Japanese Maid Cafe Girl Sexy Plush Ball Chain Charm

Wed, August 5th, 2009 08:05 by capnasty NEWS

847

Free AK-47 with Every Truck Purchase

Mon, July 20th, 2009 09:49 by capnasty NEWS

762

Wells Fargo Bank Sues Itself

Tue, July 14th, 2009 14:56 by capnasty NEWS

735

Evolution Fucked Your Shit Up

Mon, July 13th, 2009 07:37 by capnasty NEWS

739

Butt-Slapper On The Loose In Brooklyn

Fri, July 10th, 2009 09:27 by capnasty NEWS

647

Entire New 13-Story Building Tips Over in Shanghai

Tue, June 30th, 2009 09:52 by capnasty NEWS

747

Michael Jackson Had a Patent

Sat, June 27th, 2009 13:26 by capnasty NEWS

691

Stolen Picture

Mon, June 15th, 2009 08:41 by capnasty NEWS

797

The Learjet repo man

Wed, June 10th, 2009 09:48 by capnasty NEWS

765

Air France plane disappears off radar over the Atlantic

Mon, June 1st, 2009 10:23 by capnasty NEWS

724

Tour of Chernobyl

Fri, May 15th, 2009 07:23 by capnasty NEWS

753

Woman who gave birth in Walmart said she didn't know she was pregnant

Fri, May 8th, 2009 09:07 by capnasty NEWS

696

Afghanistan's only pig quarantined in flu fear

Thu, May 7th, 2009 16:57 by capnasty NEWS

800

Pub is closed by Monty Python grenade

Sun, April 19th, 2009 07:57 by capnasty NEWS

731

When Life Imitates Art

Thu, April 16th, 2009 09:23 by capnasty NEWS

704

Wall Street on the Tundra

Fri, March 27th, 2009 08:06 by capnasty NEWS

876

Mexican Drug Lord Makes Forbes Richest List

Wed, March 25th, 2009 07:01 by capnasty NEWS

836

All employees must wash hands, wait, what?

Sat, March 14th, 2009 08:08 by capnasty NEWS

758

When Chimps Go Apeshit

Wed, February 18th, 2009 23:50 by capnasty NEWS

1083

The Klingons Are Attacking

Wed, February 4th, 2009 18:05 by capnasty NEWS

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Rent-a-pet

Sat, January 17th, 2009 08:34 by capnasty NEWS

701

Adolf Hitler taken from his parents

Fri, January 16th, 2009 04:51 by capnasty NEWS

1007

Do not mess with the French police

Mon, January 5th, 2009 09:16 by capnasty NEWS

721

Kiss of Deaf

Mon, December 15th, 2008 02:22 by capnasty NEWS

730

Newly Released UFO Files from the UK Government

Tue, December 9th, 2008 07:55 by capnasty NEWS

747

Call 911 to complain about traffic

Sat, October 25th, 2008 17:33 by capnasty NEWS

808

Father abandons 9 kids under safe-haven law

Tue, September 30th, 2008 08:58 by capnasty NEWS

623

Living like Sewage

Sat, September 13th, 2008 13:43 by capnasty NEWS

671

Clone cats that glow in the dark

Sun, December 23rd, 2007 23:59 by capnasty NEWS

795

Right Brain v Left Brain

Tue, November 20th, 2007 20:11 by capnasty NEWS

708

20 Things You Didn't Know About Living In Space

Mon, November 5th, 2007 20:55 by capnasty NEWS

675

It eats my brain!!!!!!

Fri, September 28th, 2007 20:41 by capnasty NEWS

736

Magick 101

Wed, August 2nd, 2006 04:00 by John Fenderson ARTICLE

1443

Pyramids in Bosnia

Tue, May 9th, 2006 02:24 by capnasty NEWS

792

David Blaine's is going to die: latest stunt

Tue, May 2nd, 2006 08:58 by capnasty NEWS

798

Mysterious hums heard round the world

Wed, October 27th, 2004 08:30 by capnasty NEWS

1051

Japanese girls slapping each other. Hard. On television

Fri, October 22nd, 2004 23:59 by capnasty NEWS

852

Adult Baby Wet-in-Diapers Only Hyponsis CD

It's what you always wanted

Fri, October 10th, 2003 06:15 by capnasty NEWS

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Origami Boulder Company

Fri, September 13th, 2002 14:49 by capnasty NEWS

680

Rejected

Thu, September 12th, 2002 02:09 by capnasty NEWS

529

Sexual Kung-Fu

Thu, June 20th, 2002 00:29 by capnasty NEWS

537

The Demented Cartoon Movie

Wed, February 27th, 2002 04:39 by capnasty NEWS

744

The Oral Oracle

Thu, January 17th, 2002 23:46 by capnasty NEWS

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What the Heck?

Sun, December 2nd, 2001 03:04 by capnasty NEWS

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