Lord Lansdowne
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Lord Lansdowne drowned when his warship, the HMS Hamilton, was sunk by the Germans. It was stylish back then in England that, when your ship went down, you went down with it. He has come up for air to rant here on CoN.
List of Articles
The 5th Element (The Negative Review) (May
19, 1997)
Ahi, Rama (Feb
24, 1999)
Anime Sucks! (Nov
17, 1999)
Bachelour Noodles (Dec
28, 2000)
The Bastard Assistant Editor From Hell (Sep
25, 2000)
Birthdays (Jan
26, 1998)
Calculated Risks (Aug
24, 1998)
Carpe fucken' diem (Jan
1, 2000)
A Catalog of Grocery Customer Species (Aug
6, 1998)
Cellular Immobility (Jul
23, 2002)
Condoms (Jun
22, 1998)
Cotton Mary (Aug
14, 2000)
Depressed people (Mar
15, 1999)
Diary of a Mad Security Guard (Nov
19, 2002)
Driving Across the United States (May
15, 2000)
The Duck World: Jurassic Pond (Jun
2, 1997)
Enlightenment of the Grocery Kind (Jul
28, 2003)
Field Report from Organic Man (Mar
22, 2004)
The fun and joy of cultural diversity (Sep
12, 2000)
Help Wanted (Sep
12, 2000)
High School Reunion (Apr
29, 1997)
Higher Education (My Ass) (Apr
29, 1999)
The Home Hardware Avenger (Sep
25, 2000)
How To Get Rid of a Body (May
26, 1998)
How To Insult Foreign Netizens (Aug
14, 2000)
How To Look Busy (And Still Do Nothing) (Jun
2, 2003)
I Got Laid Off on Monday (Jun
18, 2001)
I love Bell Canada (Apr
24, 2000)
Ideals Don't Pay The Bills (Apr
8, 2002)
Internet Fascist Police (Sep
24, 2001)
Leaving the Electronic Entertainment Expo (Jun
4, 2001)
Longing for Blueberry Hill (Jun
2, 2003)
A Man's Survival Guide to Dating (Jan
5, 2004)
Maybe He Was Hitler in His Previous Life (Jun
26, 2000)
The Measure of a Man (Or, Clamp my Nipples) (Apr
23, 2002)
My girlfriend is a cow (Jul
7, 1997)
The Newly Employed Security Guard (Jun
24, 2002)
Next stop, Crackville Central (Oct
20, 2003)
Nights of the Living Bored (Jul
23, 2002)
no frills at the end of the Universe (Jun
30, 1997)
no frills of our lives - 2 (Oct
5, 1998)
Off Its Hinges (Jul
21, 2004)
On Dating South Asian (Sep
20, 2004)
Phone Demons (Feb
19, 2001)
Positive Anarchy (Mar
17, 1997)
Random tales from the Restrooms (Jan
26, 1999)
Revenge: a tutorial (Jul
14, 1997)
Review of Bruce Jenners Decathlon (Jan
20, 1997)
Rough day at no frills (Mar
3, 1997)
Squeals on Wheels (Apr
1, 1999)
A Summary of Attempted Dating and Associated Insanity (Aug
23, 2005)
Television (Nov
2, 1998)
Transit Tales (Apr
14, 1997)
The Trilogy of Cattle (Jul
9, 2001)
The University Experience (Jan
26, 2004)
Useless Shit on the Internet (Dec
14, 1998)
Welcome to College (Aug
17, 1999)
What I understood of an Indian movie (Sep
29, 1997)
Why women are always late (Aug
4, 1997)
Winamp's Third Party Skins (Feb
26, 2002)
Wired Women on the Bus (Feb
3, 1997)
The Wired World (May
15, 2000)
Working at the Mall (Jan
11, 1999)
Your Ex-Girlfriend: A Survival Guide (Mar
23, 1998)
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