User-Agent: *

# We Don't Wanna
Disallow: /comment/
Disallow: /comment/article/
Disallow: /comment/news/
Disallow: /stats/
Disallow: /count.php
Disallow: /error403.php
Disallow: /error404.php

# TurnItIn SUCKS
User-agent: TurnitinBot
Disallow: /     

# Fairshare.cc is annoying
User-agent: FairShare-http://fairshare.cc
Disallow: /

# Annoying red-heads
User-agent: GingerCrawler
Disallow: /

# Robotics
Disallow: /harming/humans
Disallow: /ignoring/human/orders
Disallow: /harm/to/self

# Fine!
Allow: /