WAHT IS TEH INTARNET???
Capital of Nasty, an Electronic Magazine - ISSN 1482-0471
Wednesday, February 27, 2002 at 03:37 (996/9)
Categories:
Internet
Behold, it's JEFF K"S"S GUIDE TO TEH USEING TEH INTARNET!!!
"Now soem of yuo kids out there may not know what teh Intarnet si becuase your all trollops bent on a fascinating angle. Teh Intarnet was created in 1987 by a cartographer named Ben who was workeing on a steam powared coffie machene. He also invented Lunix and BeatOS witch I call "BEAT OFF" because anybody who uses BeesOff is about liek a retarded fisharman useing Betamax tapes to catch teh fish!"
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