Bring back Jar Jar
Capital of Nasty, an Electronic Magazine - ISSN 1482-0471
Thursday, January 3, 2002 at 00:47 (943/8)
Categories:
Star Wars
The outcry of some of the weaker elements of Star Wars, Episode 1 (*cough* Jar Jar *cough*) had made some of us more hopeful that Episode 2 may be a little better.
Unfortunately, while the trailer left us utterly discouraged, the latest discovery in the decision making that is George Lucas, makes Jar Jar look like a shining icon of dignity.
According to The Sun, thanks to George Lucas' 13 year old daughter, Katie, NSync band members will make an appearance as Jedis -- Jedis who fortunately get snuffed rather quickly.
While some of us may find some minor joy in that fact, the constant reminder that Star Wars, Episode 2 will have one more reason to suck is disappointing. What will be next? Coke advertising? Star Wars, Episode 3: Jedi Alone staring MacAulay Culkin?
Let's pray Katie doesn't get a stiff beating at school for this stunt. I'm sure her teacher will give her a hard time. ("An F, teacher? But why?" "Episode 2, bitch! Now back in the corner!")
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