Just when I thought the trend for shit people say was dead and done, Wired's Angela Watercutter brings to attention the Shit Stormtroopers Say.

From the article:

The video, by Star Wars parody machine Death Star PR, delivers just enough wry humor to make an old meme (kind of) funny again. A few quality highlights: The attempting-to-urinate Stormtrooper, the attempting-to-actually-hit-a-target Stormtrooper, the myriad "those were not the droids we were looking for" jokes.