The premise of Happy Wheels is simple: you're either a devoted cyclist with child in tow, an overweight mobility scooter user or a business-suit-wearing helmet-toting Segway rider.
Your mission: pass the obstacle course, possibly alive and with all your limbs still attached -- and not just by the tendons. You read that right: failure to pass an obstacle has resulted in my driver (and passengers) to be dismembered in a gory blood-spraying finale which, to be honest, has been kind of fun.
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