The latest issue of Awake!, truly a twisted, strange little magazine, shows off marching militant atheists on the cover who are, presumably, being very vocal with their opinion about religion -- or lack thereof.

Well, the Jehovahs ain't happy about that! Reportedly, "A new group of atheists has arisen in society. Called the new atheists, they are not content to keep their views to themselves". That's right: the very zealots that knock on people's doors and annoy them about the wonders in joining their little club are themselves annoyed that other people could be knocking on their door and sharing their views about their own religious beliefs.