Although a little aged, Brian's review of the first Twilight book is a must-read for anyone who hasn't read the book -- and really can't be bothered. It features gems such as "then i tripped over my clitoris and fell into a galvanized steel av cart on casters" and "i realized then he might be a vampire. or really gay. or a really gay vampire. i should have known. he had erasure cassettes in the car". Read it here.
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