"Im a Googlebot! I will not kill you."
Capital of Nasty, an Electronic Magazine - ISSN 1482-0471
Saturday, March 9, 2002 at 05:43 (1006/5)
Categories:
Google World Domination
A story about the Google of the future by Paul Ford:
"I am Google! I find many good things. I find that pair of underwear with the little dice printed all over them. And I watch the tape of you with the life-sized Stallman puppet. These are good unique things. Many keywords and links! My masters will say 'much good job, little robot!' Many searchers will find happy links of Stallman puppet see you! Ahhhh."
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