News Archive
Driving on the Intercourse
From this point forward, the deer-in-the-headlights look should be renamed the contortionist Japanese couple in the compact car photographed by surprise while having sex look. (Via Cruel Site of... More
Are we sharing the planet with "aliens"?
There's a new book called "The Hair of the Alien" that supposedly offers forensic evidence of nonhuman visitation. The "alien" in question is a so-called "Nordic" --... More
The Humiliation Potential of Shaking a Black Man's Hand
But then suddenly, like an F-18 fighter jet whose controls won't respond, it all goes wrong. He stops my hand in mid-release from the third pump and, without warning, segues the pump into a... More
'I'm passionate about life'
Actor Tom Cruise talks with 'Today' host Jesus Christ about his new love, new movie and his recent controversial comments. More
Moon with a View
Or, What Did Arthur C. Clark Know ... and When Did He Know it? More
Death to iPods!
The tiny and insignificant box of memory chips known unto us as the iPod is warping the minds of it's users (otherwise known as iPeople), rendering them incapable of communication and destroying... More
WAKE n' BACON
An alarm clock that wakes you up with the smell and sizzle of cooking bacon. More
The difference is between laughing at you, not with you, Harold
"I know this is not a conventional way to meet women but it might turn out to be a lot of fun and bring 2 very lucky people together, (one of which is me). However, if this doesn't work, then... More
Party People Say Heil
"Hitler Rap," (QuickTime, slow loading) a song by Whitest Kids U Know, puts the master race in M.C. and ignites the East German/West German feud with Prussian Blue. (Via Cruel Site of... More
Original Uterus & Banana Tampon Cozies
Conceal your most personal feminine hygienic item in its own little cozy. No more digging frantically in your purse. These cozies will not only keep your tampons safe, but they'll be easily within... More
nnnngnnggh
I can't believe there actually was a Terry Schiavo Blog. More
Nintendo: the Good, the Bad and the Ugly
By now it should come as no surprise to you that I used to live, eat, and breathe NES games. Actually, I still do. And as much as I like to glorify the "golden age of video games", there... More
Male-targeted ads found to be in no man's land
The Leo Burnett advertising agency, which created the iconic macho cowboy, said a new study it conducted found that half the men in most parts of the world don't know what is expected of them in... More
The truth about MySpace.com
What they want you to think. What it really means More
Charges Against Teen Upgraded After Dog He Allegedly Raped Dies
"A Campobello teen is accused of raping one neighbor's dog and another neighbor's two little girls. Now the dog has died and charges against the teen have been upgraded." A lot of... More
My Next Wife Will Be Abroad
When my spouse wises up, I plan to experience glasnost with a hard-working Russian woman who has limited English proficiency and doesn't trust banks. Via CSotD More
Time Tourism
"Apparently, Greenberger has figured out that time travel can happen within a kind of feedback loop in which you can move backward, but only in a way that is "complementary" to the... More
How the Starbucks Siren Became Less Naughty
On the Dead Programmer website, its author takes a look at the evolution of Starbucks logo, going from a topless siren all the way to the logo we're familiar with today. Fascinating analysis of the... More
Ben Kerr is Dead
He was the ageless crooner who spiced up the corner of Yonge and Bloor Sts. with his smooth country singing. He was the source of amused smiles from busy commuters who slowed their pace to read... More