Re: Holy Shit
i agree, the big poope and his fellow followers should be held responsible for the mess. it was their brainwashing gathering that has caused grief for these store owners. not only did they disrupt the transit system everyday, but they are costing... More
Re: In the Name of the Moon, This Show Will Punish Me
Love your article. You make a well made point that shit is shit. My reasons for calling Sailor Moon shit is it's too predictable as your lovely article pointed out. I think Sailor Moon is stupid and I hate animes with supposed to be Japanese... More
Re: Anime Sucks!
I think most of my negative opinions on anime are do to those emotionally disturbed anime fans. Who would crucify you if you said DBZ is rancid myscoginist shit. Or Sailor Moon is kiddy krap. I hate anime because of the moronic fans. It's like... More
So what if it's all a scam. She is creative and original. You don't have to pay her; she's stated that all donations are voluntary. If I had a buck of my own to spare I would give it to her just because the idea is so damned good! More
Young girl, New York, in debt, very qualitative site, she looks like a pro is helping her. Very business-oriented, salesmanship. Takes advantage of people's pitty for a young woman, and $1 from each is not a lot. She also registers her own... More
Re: Holy Shit
This is hillarious, sad, and frustrating, all at the same time. I say we blame the Pope for it. More
Re: At Least the Priest Used a Condom When He Molested Me
"At least you preserved her virginity by raping her anally," a Quebec supreme court justice said in handing down a lighter than normal sentence to a step father found guilty of raping his step daughter. (true event, from March, 2002) I'm not... More
Re: Nights of the Living Bored
Heh, sneaking around and performing in front of the camera between rounds of reading reminds me of when I worked night security at university. There we worked in pairs, and it just so happened that 97% of us were Fine Art students. We'd whip... More
Re: Being Here
Heh. My grandparents immigrated to Canada (from Poland and Hungary), and spent all of 3 weeks there. Go south, young man, to a land where immigrant hearts beat proud. More
does anybody know the author of the Mr. Muggs books? Publisher? Any type of info like that will help. thanks... More
I've been dreaming about Mr. Muggs lately, and I too have tried searching the ether to no avail. I'm calling my folks to dig through the basement, apparently a great aunt of mine was one of the artists on the book. I remember having a framed and... More
Re: Nights of the Living Bored
I think that if you were to bring treats for your hound friend then your situation might become a little more bearable. Or, might I suggest sleep depravation in which the dog may be able to communicate with you telepathically and open your... More
Look at your fat self in the mirror naked that should work. More
Re: Being Here
As an eternal optimist and idealist, I wonder, Tim, if your experience doesn't share a new universal truth...The Immigrant Experience. I'm not an immigrant, but I've faked it for a few years. I wonder if your intrinsic feeling of not belonging... More
Re: Nights of the Living Bored
No wonder so many guards become mad...at least, that's what happens in Italy. I guess it's to do with the neverending boredom of this job. But this gives us the opportunity to read your faboulous articles, therefore we should be grateful for... More
Re: Wesley Crusher Paraphernalia
this item is being auctioned by Wil Wheaton. Isn't that a great idea? i wish i was famous so i could make money by selling off my stuff after i become un-famous. More
If they were your friends it wouldn't be that funny More
Hello, This is the Grammar Police. It's "blatantly", not "blatently". More
I find it hard to believe that someone actually took the time to write this. More
Re: Venerial Disease Puppet Next
Big Bird is gay. More
Okay, so say if I don't call my guy for a while, will he then think that I don't like him anymore and the relationship is over? Then, he won't call back because he'll think that the relationship is over and I have moved on. More
I can appreciate the whole English guilt thing going on with Josh's "colonial nonsense" mark on former British colonies, but how come the same nonsense doesn't apply to American colonies? An empire's an empire whether old or new! Great listing... More
Re: PURSUING MOODS
While at IU my freshman year, I knew a girl by that name. She was a fiesty fireball of red hair, dedicated to being respected for her toughness yet always in need of tender care. What became of her, I'm not quite sure, but I hope she's happy... More
Re: The Newly Employed Security Guard
I would like to at this time point out that "the rock" is lebanese. the sky is lebanese. the dorritos im eating are lebanese. the president of lebanon must be christian by constitution. and you can't ever tell when leo is gonna beat the... More
Ya know, I [hiccup] read that damn thing [hiccup] twice now, and I still [hiccup] don't knows what it means. [hiccup] More