Established 1994 by the CCCP
(Registered with the National Library of Canada, 1997)
Thanks to Nicholas J. Ayling for designing our logo.
If we ever acquire a purpose, you'll be the first to know.
Capital of Nasty no longer maintains a text-only edition of its newsletter. After twelve years of publishing in an issue format, we've had to adopt a more convenient way of maintaining our site and our sanity. You are still welcome to subscribe to our low-traffic mailing list, but be warned, you may not receive anything for years.
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Although CoN has some professional writers and some writers who are professionals, it is not a professional publication. In other words, as with most things on the Internet, don't take us too seriously. CoN is a Canadian-based web-magazine more akin to the personal blog, the vanity press and the amateur writer. It provides a place to exercise writing, programming and, sometimes, thinking. For real journalism and properly researched content we would recommend visiting the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation or reading both the The Globe & Mail and the Toronto Star.
If despite our overall puerility you're still interested in participating, you are welcome to contribute your article to Capital of Nasty. Because we are a not-for-profit non-organization, we don't pay for works contributed to the site, but we also do not profit from them.
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If you're submitting an article for the first time, please consider sending a few words about yourself for the Staff page. Our experience has taught us, on an Internet that never forgets, that you might want to consider using an alias rather than your real name.
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Capital of Nasty is a non-commercial non-organization. Any and all operating costs are currently covered by us. At this time, no donations are currently accepted nor is advertising sought.
Please use the main email address, con <at> con.ca for any correspondence concerning CoN. Both editors receive mail sent to con.
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