It's Saturday, the 13th of March, in the year 2010
CoN: An Electronic Magazine for the Puerile Pundit

Currently: England Turning Into Brazil
posted on Sat, Mar 13, 2010 1:48 EST

Latest article: Really boring books (You have to read anyway): Silmarillion
written by David Dylan

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Call 911 to complain about traffic leandro Oct 25, 2008 News 1912
The Proposed Anara Tower in Dubai leandro Nov  6, 2008 News 1927
Microsoft Makes No Money Online leandro Dec  2, 2008 News 1958
Newly Released UFO Files from the UK Government leandro Dec  9, 2008 News 1965
Kiss of Deaf leandro Dec 15, 2008 News 1979
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Do not mess with the French police capnasty Jan  5, 2009 News 2021
The War on Nipples leandro Jan  7, 2009 News 2006
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Adolf Hitler taken from his parents capnasty Jan 16, 2009 News 2047
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The Ethics of Naming Your Children: Adolf Hitler Campbell capnasty Jan 18, 2009 News 2051
Floating Island Villages from Peru leandro Jan 20, 2009 News 2038
Hack your brain capnasty Jan 23, 2009 News 2045
Hitleriffic: funner than a barrel full of nazis capnasty Jan 26, 2009 News 2059
Try before you buy capnasty Feb  2, 2009 News 2077
Don't Piss Off the Snowplow Driver capnasty Feb  3, 2009 News 2079
Elephants Don't Have Rearview Mirrors capnasty Feb  3, 2009 News 2080
The Klingons Are Attacking capnasty Feb  4, 2009 News 2082
The Six Fingered Baby capnasty Feb  7, 2009 News 2076
Same House, Two Different Cars capnasty Feb 21, 2009 News 2124
No bobby pictures please, we're British capnasty Mar  1, 2009 News 2115
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Man Living in Cave Faces Foreclosure capnasty Mar  5, 2009 News 2132
Troops in Iraq Get Silly String capnasty Mar  5, 2009 News 2158
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Final Bows With Tiger for Siegfried and Roy capnasty Mar 16, 2009 News 2154
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Mexican Drug Lord Makes Forbes Richest List capnasty Mar 25, 2009 News 2179
Wall Street on the Tundra capnasty Mar 27, 2009 News 2201
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I Love to Cook Naked capnasty Mar 30, 2009 News 2211
Sheep Driven LED Art capnasty Apr 12, 2009 News 2216
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Pub is closed by Monty Python grenade capnasty Apr 19, 2009 News 2228
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Woman who gave birth in Walmart said she didn't know she was pregnant capnasty May  8, 2009 News 2299
A Twitter-Enabled Toilet capnasty May 18, 2009 News 2289
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The Learjet repo man capnasty Jun 10, 2009 News 2325
Stolen Picture capnasty Jun 15, 2009 News 2330
The Outlet Wall capnasty Jun 24, 2009 News 2341
Michael Jackson Had a Patent capnasty Jun 27, 2009 News 2369
Entire New 13-Story Building Tips Over in Shanghai capnasty Jun 30, 2009 News 2375
Australian Crop Circles Finally Explained capnasty Jul  1, 2009 News 2364
i.Saw capnasty Jul  9, 2009 News 2401
Butt-Slapper On The Loose In Brooklyn capnasty Jul 10, 2009 News 2403
Evolution Fucked Your Shit Up capnasty Jul 13, 2009 News 2389
There, I Fixed It capnasty Jul 14, 2009 News 2390
Wells Fargo Bank Sues Itself capnasty Jul 14, 2009 News 2410
Precocious Baby Starts Twittering from the Womb capnasty Jul 21, 2009 News 2432
WTF Lawsuit of the Year: iFart v. Pull My Finger capnasty Jul 22, 2009 News 2439
Smart robot capable of hunting for its own "food" capnasty Jul 29, 2009 News 2433
Japanese Maid Cafe Girl Sexy Plush Ball Chain Charm capnasty Aug  5, 2009 News 2456
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German party wants to rebuild Berlin Wall Colin Aug 12, 2009 News 2499
Will Leave You Speechless capnasty Aug 15, 2009 News 2491
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Pigeon transfers data faster than South Africa's Telkom capnasty Sep 11, 2009 News 2598
Maori legend of man-eating bird is true David Dylan Sep 17, 2009 News 2650
Chia Obama capnasty Sep 29, 2009 News 2679
Lovely Listings capnasty Oct  7, 2009 News 2698
Meat Cards capnasty Oct  9, 2009 News 2707
Ever Dream This Man? capnasty Oct 18, 2009 News 2768
U.S. airliner loses contact, overflies destination capnasty Oct 23, 2009 News 2802
A piece of yourself capnasty Oct 26, 2009 News 2740
Man Pleads Guilty To DWI In Motorized La-Z-Boy capnasty Oct 27, 2009 News 2823
Sleep Standing Up in the Streets of New York capnasty Nov  5, 2009 News 2892
Large Hadron Collider Damaged by a Time-Traveling Bird? capnasty Nov 13, 2009 News 2920
Two you tube videos and... capnasty Nov 14, 2009 News 2922
Please don't steal Burkittsville's new signs capnasty Nov 18, 2009 News 2936
The Day Her Vagina Fell Out capnasty Nov 22, 2009 News 1684
When Wild Australian Camels Attack! capnasty Nov 25, 2009 News 2955
She's Mine: Chinese bra with "God's Hand" makes your breasts bigger capnasty Nov 25, 2009 News 2954
British Gardeners Told: Go Green, Pee Outdoors capnasty Nov 28, 2009 News 2962
Keep your Vagina in Mint Conditions capnasty Dec  1, 2009 News 2968
When Santa Gives You a Pap Smear capnasty Dec  8, 2009 News 3000
Chinese cop who drank to death named a 'martyr' capnasty Dec 15, 2009 News 3044
Note to high school girls: Wear panties on picture day capnasty Dec 18, 2009 News 3058
Unexploded Landmines? Call for The Herorats! capnasty Dec 22, 2009 News 3035
My weekend with a cardboard version of my boyfriend capnasty Jan  2, 2010 News 3072
It's your Junk in a Pipe capnasty Jan  7, 2010 News 3131
Twitter for Cars capnasty Jan  7, 2010 News 3128
Ogori Cafe: Service With a Surprise capnasty Feb  7, 2010 News 3222
iGotaBigAssPocket: How to Carry Your iPad capnasty Feb 11, 2010 News 3233
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Albertans Name Their Children The Darndest Things capnasty Feb 23, 2010 News 3269
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Lawyers for Animals capnasty Mar  7, 2010 News 3331
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