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How to take over the world with 10 bucks El Gato Aug  9, 1996 Article 796
How To Terrorize An Ice Cream Parlor Werewolf Aug 18, 1996 Article 795
There's A Hole in the Space/Time Continuum Jester Nov 18, 1996 Article 799
BILL GATES: Politically Incorrect Things He Could Say Jester Mar 10, 1997 Article 358
Ten The Empire Strikes Back Scenes That Could Have Gone Differently Marco Tabini Mar 17, 1997 Article 362
41 Things I Learned From ID4 That I Never Knew Before Peter Steen Mar 31, 1997 Article 372
Cows from heaven? Arbi A. XXX Apr  7, 1997 Article 376
Fifty Movies with Goats in Them Jester Jun  2, 1997 Article 406
NOSMOKE.EXE Arbi Arzoumani Jul 28, 1997 Article 435
Cereal Killer Jester Oct 13, 1997 Article 466
why icq is the devil morbus Oct 27, 1997 Article 473
ten things to do with half a wheel-trim The alarmingly uneventful Adventures of Rik Oct 27, 1997 Article 474
Articular Properties The alarmingly uneventful Adventures of Rik Nov 10, 1997 Article 479
Top 10 Cartoon Drug Users J.P. Gionet Feb  9, 1998 Article 224
C++ is a waste of time Mar  9, 1998 Article 321
A Shorter, Harsher Titanic Eric D. Snider Mar 23, 1998 Article 236
How To Get Rid of a Body Lord Lansdowne May 26, 1998 Article 253
no frills of our lives - 2 Lord Lansdowne Oct  5, 1998 Article 285
Squishy, bunchy, and having the time of their lives Melissa DeWilde Jul 19, 1999 Article 171
BOFH the BOFH Nov 29, 1999 Article 198
How To Insult Foreign Netizens Lord Lansdowne Aug 14, 2000 Article 49
Crack Manual Filibuster Jones Sep 12, 2000 Article 51
Closing Time Bloody Closing Time Will Torrens aka Reverend Martinez Oct 27, 2000 Article 60
al-Qaidaville Peter Steen Mar  3, 2003 Article 596
0n1y 7h3 1337 m4y 3n73|2 Kade Jul 14, 2003 Article 625
Movie Review: 50 First Dates Rolo Mar  2, 2004 Article 686
Story Time IV Smitty-boy Sep 20, 2004 Article 713
Crazy in Love John Iadipaolo Nov 28, 2005 Article 754
Things My Father Should Have Told Me As A Child David Dylan Feb 18, 2011 Article 844
Pat the Zombie: A Cruel Adult Spoof of 'Pat the Bunny' Leo N. May 15, 2011 Article 851
Why I do not occupy Wall Street David Dylan Oct 17, 2011 Article 855
Ten Things That Irk Me David Dylan Apr 18, 2012 Article 856
Ten Bands You Shouldn't Be Listening To David Dylan Apr 21, 2013 Article 860
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7 Man-Made Substances that Laugh in the Face of Physics capnasty Jun 28, 2009 News 2354
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How to be David Caruso in Eight Easy Steps capnasty Nov 30, 2009 News 2946
Why I'd Rather Be Punched in the Testicles Than Call Customer Service capnasty Dec 11, 2009 News 3024
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iGotaBigAssPocket: How to Carry Your iPad capnasty Feb 11, 2010 News 3233
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Why People Pirate the Movies They Watch capnasty Feb 18, 2010 News 3255
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Princess Diana in Heaven: Wonderfully Tasteless capnasty Mar  1, 2010 News 3258
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In the Event That You Have Accidentally Swallowed the Higgs Boson capnasty Mar 31, 2010 News 3431
April Fools 2010: The Definitive List capnasty Apr  1, 2010 News 3436
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Fake BP Public Relations Twitter Account a Viral Hit capnasty May 27, 2010 News 3727
@IsraelGlobalPR follows @BPGlobalPR's Twitter Satire, Yet Some People Still Don't Get The Joke capnasty Jun  6, 2010 News 3772
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People Who Shouldn't Ride on a Segway Leo N. Sep 28, 2010 News 4422
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If Superheroes Were Hipsters (RT @atul666) capnasty Oct  8, 2010 News 4453
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Science Says You Can Compare Apples with Oranges Leo N. Oct 23, 2010 News 4496
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Think Different, Dress Alike: Apple Introduces Steve Jobs Fashion Line capnasty Oct 31, 2010 News 4564
George Takei's Response to Clint McCance's Anti-Gay Comments capnasty Nov  6, 2010 News 4585
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Dilbert's Scott Adams Learns to Chop Red Peppers capnasty Nov 16, 2010 News 4622
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I Knew You Were Tribbles (When You Dropped In) capnasty Mar  8, 2013 News 7975
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