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Dee S.
posted on Aug 24, 1998, 2:00 EDT
Crack Manual - 53033 visits
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Filibuster Jones
posted on Sep 12, 2000, 2:00 EDT
Anime Sucks! - 12830 visits
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Lord "I'm Not Bitter" Lansdowne
posted on Nov 17, 1999, 5:00 EST
How to Avoid Jury Duty - 10684 visits
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Brian Newman
posted on Jan 11, 1999, 4:00 EST
How To Get Rid of a Body - 7988 visits
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Lord Lansdowne
posted on May 26, 1998, 2:00 EDT
Top 10 Reasons Men Are Scum - 6164 visits
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Samantha
posted on Apr 1, 1999, 1:00 EST
How to Drive Home Drunk - 5553 visits
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Brian Newman
posted on Jun 24, 2002, 4:00 EDT
Nice Guys Finish Last - 5433 visits
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Jester
posted on May 13, 2002, 2:00 EDT
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David Dylan
posted on Feb 25, 2010, 17:42 EST
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Leo N.
posted on Jul 31, 2009, 23:59 EDT
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Marx, Engels, Trotsky, and Tinky Winky - 3046 visits
By Jester
posted on Feb 24, 1999, 2:00 EST (3082)
Falwell believes that Tinky Winky is a little light in the loafers. Apparently, homosexuality can be transmitted over the airwaves, because he cautions parents to be wary of the show. Now, anybody who would got to such lengths to find homosexuality in a children's show and then warn parents about it has obviously had the Bible thumped on his head one too many times. This is the same guy who called Ellen DeGeneres "Ellen Degenerate." Anyone this obsessed with homosexuality is in a tremendous homosexual panic of his own, and probably watches lots of football and beats his wife at half-time just to reassure himself that he's still all-male.
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Basil Baxter goes to a movie premiere - 35 visits
By Basil Baxter
posted on Nov 6, 2009, 15:15 EST
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By Basil Baxter
posted on Oct 9, 2009, 13:50 EDT
Basil Baxter goes to a concert - 40 visits
By Basil Baxter
posted on Oct 16, 2009, 14:26 EDT
Basil Baxter goes to a wedding - 40 visits
By Basil Baxter
posted on Oct 2, 2009, 13:45 EDT
Basil Baxter dances with the children - 44 visits
By Basil Baxter
posted on Oct 30, 2009, 15:03 EDT
Editorial - 46 visits
CoN Staff
posted on Jun 23, 1999, 1:00 EDT
Basil Baxter shares his toys - 50 visits
By Basil Baxter
posted on Oct 23, 2009, 14:34 EDT
Editorial - 58 visits
By CoN Staff
posted on May 26, 1998, 1:00 EDT
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Twister - 66 visits
By David Dylan
posted on Oct 23, 2009, 12:27 EDT