3 Poems

Capital of Nasty Electronic Magazine

Monday, June 4, 2001 (93/100)

ISSN 1482-0471

By Johnny Gomez

Categories: Poetry

"Poopz"

why iz it that i'z iz alwayz pooin?
i just cant stop
poo poo poo poo
pooin pooin pooin

"pimpin and hoin"

yer momma'z a ho
yer daddy'z a pimp
2 bad you havta be like momz
better luck in yer next life i gess

"poetry"

itz the only thingz i doo
well that and takin pooz

Johnny Gomez is beyond compare, so stop combing your hair.

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4 comments found

Retards
said on November 17, 2002 at 15:42 (EST) (4441)

You are retarded!!

da
da said on November 18, 2002 at 10:41 (EST) (4439)

Speak english you fucking foreigner

U dam mexican!!!!!!!!
said on February 21, 2003 at 08:59 (EST) (3885)

I hate u fuck!!!

People
Smitty said on April 21, 2003 at 01:01 (EDT) (3413)

So many angry people. Since when is "poo" not funny!?

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