Síup bitches!?!?! Iíve watched a whole 3 movies in the last two weeks. That be weak. Iíd like to blame it on my broken DVD player, but it just broke a few days ago (fucker!). I just havenít been in the mood, so I have very little to talk about here. Iíll try to pad it out with a bunch of stupid shit you wonít want to read.
Thank you if you havenít skipped to the next article already (hereís hoping mine isnít the last), but really you may as well.
Movie One: YOU SHOOT, I SHOOT
This flic rocks the house! Best HK flic I saw from last year. Itís a comedy about a hitman who teams up with a Scorsese worshipping film student to shoot his hits on video as a little bonus for the client. Definitely one of my fave filmsía 2001 yo. Sadly itís not available on DVD yet, so youíll have to pick it up on VCD.
Movie Two: GOOD BURGER
Go rent it. If itís not in the COMEDY section of your video store, it might be rented. Check the CLASSICS section just in case though. It might be there.
Movie Three: AH FUCK THIS!
I donít wanna type anything more about no movies. K?
Blah blah blah blah.
And a blahbitty blah blah to you sir!
ďI Love My Computer!Ē Thatís what my mouse pad says.
Has anyone been watching Survivor? Whoís going to win the million dollars?
Have I asked if anyone has Who Wants To Marry A Millionaire on tape? If anyone does, Iíll pay for a copy.
Iím going to see Weezer and Gorillaz next month. Woohoo!
Anyone still reading? If anyone is... Why?