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Ugly Breasts

I don't think people are really reacting enough to this Yugoslavian think. This ain't no crazy desert man trying to up gas prices, this little thing has split the UN in to two halves. And just in case you didn't know the "U" stands for United...and when a group is split, it's a little moronic to call it United. More

Understanding the AOL Jargon

Yes that's right, I am indeed part of the AOL generation. Fortunately, as resilient I am to speaking to their jargon I can understand it (OK I do use it). So I have made a helpful guide to any new comer to the AOL crowd with a list of words to know and, if you wish to retain your soul, never use. More

Uniforms

People who design uniforms for companies have a special reservation for a table in Hell. I'm starting my own fanatical hate group against them. We're going to terrorize them and their families at night, and burn crosses on their lawns. We're going to dress in white sheets with white hoods, spotted bowties, and a button that says "Ask me about gift certificates!" More

Unsubtle Ads

I remember when the Internet was the Silicon World. I hate the term 'Cyberspace'. It makes me think of bad live-action Japanese kiddie shows. More

Untimely

'OK, let's try again. I'm pretty certain it will work this time.' The man addressed as Doc had turned to face Mich. 'I've upped the energy throughput and refined the coordinates. We should have you back in time in no time.' More

Urine Smell: Tales Of Public Transit

To drive, or not to drive. That isn't a question. One, it doesn't have a question mark at the end of it, and secondly because I don't have my driver's license. Due to my fear of hitting people with a car, I remain license-less. This forces me to often use public transit. The TTC. The Toronto Transit Commission. More

Useless Shit on the Internet

Nowadays anyone can get an account, and if they don't have space for a webpage on their ISP, they can go through Xoom or Geocities. Geocities should be banned from every ISP in the world. When a Geocities link appears in a search engine never fails that at least half of them will be broken. The other stuff contains information so useless and pointless, you gotta wonder who is the person that spent the time doing it. More

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