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Hyena Roti posted on
Apr 14, 2003, 5:00 EDT
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| Maybe it was a moment of true cosmic cohesion. Maybe it was my innate grasp of the human condition. Or maybe it was the pot I had just smoked. Either way, as I strolled the streets of my fair city the other day, a few things came to may attention. (More) |
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Leo N. posted on
Feb 16, 2004, 5:00 EST
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| The moral here is simple: to score Japanese chicks, you have to concentrate on soccer and ignore them completely. If you're fat, chase after them and eat lots of rice balls, you're just going to get hurt. Neither one of you will ever get laid. (More) | |||||
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Jester posted on
Sep 29, 1997, 5:00 EDT
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Leila posted on
Nov 24, 1997, 4:00 EST
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Leo N. posted on
May 24, 2005, 5:00 EDT
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| For my generation of computer nerds, the biggest effect had by technology was that of computer games. I think it is important, however, to make clear what kind of games I am talking about: I don't mean Doom or Hexen. I am referring to games in which your objective was more than just go around killing the bad guys. You actually had to think, solve puzzles and find a variety of ways to reach your goal. And the story actually had an impact on you. (More) | |||||
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Lord Lansdowne posted on
Jul 21, 2004, 5:00 EDT
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| One moment the booth is warm and cozy, the next it felt as if we were on a plane, a missile had just hit us and we had lost cabin pressure. Twenty-thousand feet up in the air, with cold air blowing our precious paperwork all over the place. (More) | |||||
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Sky posted on
Mar 22, 2004, 3:00 EST
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| I spent most of the weekend in bed with an old flame. Instead of going to the bar on Friday with friends, I turned on my old love and stayed in bed the whole night. I didn't get out of bed until 1:30pm on Saturday. After I got out of bed, grabbed a quick bite and did stuff around the house, then settled on the couch with my love. I went to bed a few hours later stayed there all night with my love. (More) | |||||
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Lord Lansdowne posted on
Sep 20, 2004, 1:00 EDT
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| By the way, mama ji means uncle, where the ji is a sign of respect you say to people who are older than you. But mama ji is also what I called the woman I assumed would eventually become my mother-in-law. If you find this confusing, you may find comfort in knowing that it is a heck of a lot more complicated than it sounds here. (More) | |||||
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Joe Tomorrow posted on
Feb 8, 1999, 4:00 EST
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I still remember the day it happened -- March 3, 2013. At 11:15 in morning it was announced simultaneously around the world the Bill Gates' personal net worth had exceeded the national debt of the United States and in a hostile, but unchallenged takeover, achieved through absorption and complex stock splits, the United States became an incorporated, wholly owned subsidiary of Microsoft. (More) |
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Jester posted on
Dec 24, 2001, 2:00 EST
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| When I screw up and do something stupid, I like to look for meaning in it afterwards, so I can convince myself that I've learned something. Even gained greater insight into the nature of the universe. Our species has the ability to obtain knowledge, and pass what we've learned unto others. This is one of the things that separates us from the lesser beasts of the Earth--the chimps, the earth worms, the Chief Executive Officers. (More) | |||||
| CoN subscribers are now part of a new distribution list, the "Stupid Joke of the Day" list. (More) | |||||
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Samantha Craggs posted on
Sep 27, 1999, 2:00 EDT
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| Remember that girl who broke into Brad Pitt's house, wore his pyjamas and fell asleep in his bed? When you're a couple of bad breakups away from that, the Toronto Film Festival is a dangerous game. (More) | |||||
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William Mark posted on
Jan 1, 2000, 6:00 EST
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| My headphones have a bad connection, which I attributed to a broken wire I had been avoiding fixing for a while. I finally got fed up with it, and my toolbox was close, so, fix-it time. (More) | |||||
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Lilith DemHareIs posted on
Mar 3, 2003, 3:00 EST
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| My brother owns several cars. As expected, he does not currently have a girlfriend. At his age, you can afford either one, or the other, but not both.
So he's chosen cars. I don't blame him. I've seen the last batch of women interested in him, and he's better off with cars. He spends his spare time working on these cars, fixing them up, and eventually selling them for more than he bought them for. I assume he makes a profit. (More) |
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