News Index

The (Incredibly Well Hung) Postman Always Rings Twice #nsfw

He has a big package for you

Sun, January 27th, 2002 17:36 by capnasty, creators of the anatomically correct Billy Parcel Service doll, are currently under fire from UPS."This particular product is a very clear infringement on our…


Satan Exiled. For Now.

Sat, January 26th, 2002 23:47 by capnasty

Mayor Carolyn Risher of Inglis, inspired by the Pastor of a local church, wrote a declaration banishing Satan, on town stationery. The statement also referred…


The Story About Ping

Fri, January 25th, 2002 21:11 by capnasty

"Using deft allegory," writes an anonymous Amazon book reviewer from El Segundo, "the authors have provided an insightful and intuitive explanation of one of Unix's…


X-29 Stealth Goat to Be Deployed to Afghanistan

Wed, January 23rd, 2002 19:42 by capnasty

Kandahar (AP) The United States Air Force has announced that it will be deploying the experimental X-29 stealth goat to hunt for Osama bin Laden…


Things Not to Say in 2002

Tue, January 22nd, 2002 00:59 by capnasty

"Peter Lynn of Toronto said he gets annoyed when he sees the phrase `killer app' used to describe an outstanding computer program: `If its function…


Almost Square Piece of Cardboard

Mon, January 21st, 2002 02:35 by capnasty

Starting at a modest penny, the almost square piece of cardboard has already reached $119.50. Who ever said it was useless?


Ninjas are Cool

Sun, January 20th, 2002 03:41 by capnasty

"Hi, this site is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS. This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about ninjas. These…


Microsoft Support

Sat, January 19th, 2002 00:07 by capnasty

Where to send your MSCE friends when they ask a stupid question.


The Oral Oracle

Thu, January 17th, 2002 23:46 by capnasty

According to Raynn Connell, of Mainichi Daily News, fortune telling has been taking new and unusual shapes in Japan.While a breast reader may seem a…


Ghetto Delta

Wed, January 16th, 2002 04:23 by capnasty

At Delta, we luvz us some flyin' ... and it be showing like a mutha fucka.


The Hand Writing Clock

Tue, January 15th, 2002 02:36 by capnasty

I could stare at Yugo Nakamura's hand-written clock for hours and hours at end...


Osama bin Pretzels?

Mon, January 14th, 2002 04:22 by capnasty

The CIA is still investigating the possibility of terrorist involvement today, when President Bush fainted after choking on a pretzel while watching a football game.Doctor…


Copyrighted CDs that Can't Be Copied. Well, Almost...

Sat, January 12th, 2002 04:28 by capnasty

According to Educase, the Fast and the Furious soundtrack will be the first album to support new copyright protection technology. The technology simply scrambles some…


Not Just For Kids Anymore

Fri, January 11th, 2002 05:10 by capnasty

Disneyland, land of dreams and the magical empire (controlled by Lord Darth Mouse) seems to be causing more than just dreams in Japan.According to reporter…


Of Mice and Man

Thu, January 10th, 2002 23:49 by capnasty

With the war of terrorism not even making front news headlines anymore, as people fall back into the torpor of theirdaily routines, it's nice to…


You laik ma monkey?

Wed, January 9th, 2002 03:10 by capnasty

Does your monkey enjoy a little turd tossing activity? Proving thatthe Internet is truly the place to find all sorts of information, SherryFreeman gives us…


Apple announces new iMac

Tue, January 8th, 2002 02:26 by capnasty

We're sure Steve Jobs (and his tight, tight pants) must've been mightypissed off when Time Canada magazineaccidentally posted their story on the new iMac on…


Bring back Jar Jar

Thu, January 3rd, 2002 00:47 by capnasty

The outcry of some of the weaker elements of Star Wars, Episode1(*cough* Jar Jar *cough*) had made some of us more hopeful thatEpisode 2 may…


What the Heck?

Sun, December 2nd, 2001 03:04 by capnasty

While we're at it, another link to strange ebay auctions.Ain't Capitalism Grand?What the Heck, the website that asks, "What the Heck?"The following links are taken…

1008 is Back

Tue, November 20th, 2001 03:55 by capnasty

After closing its doors for renovations in October of 1999, CoN is finally back online... sort of. Some of thethings on this site may not…