News Index

Gleeful Banking

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Fri, February 15th, 2002 21:37 by capnasty

As reported by Gay.com, Halifax Share Dealing sent out 15,000 letters with the wrong contact number for an account hotline.Customers that called the hotline would…

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Olympics: Still Upset for Quebec

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Thu, February 14th, 2002 02:33 by capnasty

French judge Marie Reine Le Gougne announced that she voted for the Russians in the pairs figure skating final because she had been pressured to…

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Assault with a Libido

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Thu, February 14th, 2002 02:17 by capnasty

According to this article from Canoe, the Supreme Court of Canada has ruled that "a giant bamboo dildo used in the sexual assault of a…

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A Poor Girls Testimony of God?s Love

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Wed, February 13th, 2002 17:35 by capnasty

"The LORD's punishment was swift and just: the doctors cut off the wrong breast, and mother died of cancer anyway. I wept, because it could…

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Bert is Evil

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Tue, February 12th, 2002 23:36 by capnasty

Snopes.com finally puts an end to the mystery as to why Bert appears on posters carried by supporters of Osama bin Laden.

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F-16s Ready for the Olympics

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Mon, February 11th, 2002 04:35 by capnasty

F-16 are currently flying all over Salt Lake City, ready to shoot down an intruding aircraft -- even a commercial plane -- if considered a…

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The Legend of Shellie the Goat Fucker

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Mon, February 11th, 2002 03:50 by capnasty

How a bunch of Tony Soprano quotes that author Chris Lake stumbled upon could be applied to social media.

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Jesus of the Week

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Mon, February 11th, 2002 01:53 by capnasty

Looking for Jesus in all the wrong places.

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How To Cook Your Palm Pilot

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Sat, February 9th, 2002 23:34 by capnasty

Just like pizza!

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Xiao: Stick Fight Seven

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Sat, February 9th, 2002 03:42 by capnasty

Think Stick Figure Death Theatre. Now make it 3D. Add some Honk Kong movie action to it. Take it to a completely different level and…

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When Service Just Ain't Good Enough

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Fri, February 8th, 2002 23:47 by capnasty

"I spent a further 57 minutes on my mobile phone listening to your infuriating hold music, and the even more annoying Scottish robot woman telling…

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Pong.

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Fri, February 8th, 2002 04:35 by capnasty

Not just a game.

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As Good As It Gets

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Wed, February 6th, 2002 17:29 by capnasty

From a similar article from the Guardian Unlimited, scientists have determined that our species has reached its biological pinnacle and is no longer capable of…

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Tue, February 5th, 2002 00:34 by capnasty

One of the commercials from PETA that TV networks refused to run during the SuperBowl."As soon as the lady of house leaves for the day,…

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The Best Picture Ever

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Mon, February 4th, 2002 17:24 by capnasty

It sure is.

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Bad Vibrations

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Sun, February 3rd, 2002 18:35 by capnasty

BBC News reports as well that, vibrating computer game controllers can cause severe side-effects. This condition, known as hand-arm vibration syndrome, was usually found only…

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Carry your Flagpole with Pride

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Sat, February 2nd, 2002 15:34 by capnasty

"shit i was just beating off to some lesbian porn on my comp, i thought my mom was gone, but i had the volume a…

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Losing Contestant Shoots, but Doesnt Score.

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Fri, February 1st, 2002 15:04 by capnasty

Bridgeport, Pennsylvania?The audience of a local game show were given a shocking surprise today when the losing contestant pulled out a gun."Our show is kinda…

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Hoofed Love

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Fri, February 1st, 2002 01:38 by capnasty

Similarly reported by The Sun, Stephen Hall, 23, had sex with a goat. The female goat, one of many left to graze in the Paradise…

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When Poo Is Coo

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Wed, January 30th, 2002 22:51 by capnasty

This article on Salon tries to shed some light on the mystery on why poo, or more specifically maki guso -- which, apparentely, is a…

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