News Index

Water Cooled X-Box

Wed, February 20th, 2002 03:50 by capnasty

For the series "Fun Things To Do When Girls Are Hicky!".


Axis of Just as Evil

Tue, February 19th, 2002 00:18 by capnasty

"Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the `Axis of Evil,' Libya, China and Syria today announced they had formed the `Axis of Just as…


Obscene Interiors

Mon, February 18th, 2002 15:28 by capnasty

"Amateur porn photography is one of the rare instances where everyday people expose their naked bodies to the public. Seeing your neighbors nude my (sic)…


Afrotechs Hard-disk Sound System

Sat, February 16th, 2002 22:00 by capnasty

How to turn dead hard-drives from gathering dust into a conversation piece.


(Lack of) Personality Tests are Next

Sat, February 16th, 2002 02:25 by capnasty

"A 35-year-old woman in London got so fed up with Jehovah's Witnesses knocking at her home's door, she stomped into a Jehovah's Witnesses' hall and…


Gleeful Banking

Fri, February 15th, 2002 21:37 by capnasty

As reported by, Halifax Share Dealing sent out 15,000 letters with the wrong contact number for an account hotline.Customers that called the hotline would…


Olympics: Still Upset for Quebec

Thu, February 14th, 2002 02:33 by capnasty

French judge Marie Reine Le Gougne announced that she voted for the Russians in the pairs figure skating final because she had been pressured to…


Assault with a Libido

Thu, February 14th, 2002 02:17 by capnasty

According to this article from Canoe, the Supreme Court of Canada has ruled that "a giant bamboo dildo used in the sexual assault of a…


A Poor Girls Testimony of God?s Love

Wed, February 13th, 2002 17:35 by capnasty

"The LORD's punishment was swift and just: the doctors cut off the wrong breast, and mother died of cancer anyway. I wept, because it could…


Bert is Evil

Tue, February 12th, 2002 23:36 by capnasty finally puts an end to the mystery as to why Bert appears on posters carried by supporters of Osama bin Laden.


F-16s Ready for the Olympics

Mon, February 11th, 2002 04:35 by capnasty

F-16 are currently flying all over Salt Lake City, ready to shoot down an intruding aircraft -- even a commercial plane -- if considered a…


The Legend of Shellie the Goat Fucker

Mon, February 11th, 2002 03:50 by capnasty

How a bunch of Tony Soprano quotes that author Chris Lake stumbled upon could be applied to social media.


Jesus of the Week

Mon, February 11th, 2002 01:53 by capnasty

Looking for Jesus in all the wrong places.


How To Cook Your Palm Pilot

Sat, February 9th, 2002 23:34 by capnasty

Just like pizza!


Xiao: Stick Fight Seven

Sat, February 9th, 2002 03:42 by capnasty

Think Stick Figure Death Theatre. Now make it 3D. Add some Honk Kong movie action to it. Take it to a completely different level and…


When Service Just Ain't Good Enough

Fri, February 8th, 2002 23:47 by capnasty

"I spent a further 57 minutes on my mobile phone listening to your infuriating hold music, and the even more annoying Scottish robot woman telling…



Fri, February 8th, 2002 04:35 by capnasty

Not just a game.


As Good As It Gets

Wed, February 6th, 2002 17:29 by capnasty

From a similar article from the Guardian Unlimited, scientists have determined that our species has reached its biological pinnacle and is no longer capable of…


People Eating Tasty Animals

Tue, February 5th, 2002 00:34 by capnasty

One of the commercials from PETA that TV networks refused to run during the SuperBowl."As soon as the lady of house leaves for the day,…


The Best Picture Ever

Mon, February 4th, 2002 17:24 by capnasty

It sure is.