News Index

Children's Toys

Mon, September 9th, 2002 22:53 by capnasty

Gone horribly wrong.


The Big Book of Sign Language

Sun, September 8th, 2002 05:11 by capnasty

Ever wonder what they say to each other, while they laugh silently on the bus? Ever wish you could be part of their conversations?Now you…


Tug Ahoy!

Sat, September 7th, 2002 04:43 by capnasty

Out of foreskin? You're not out of luck. With the amazing Tug Ahoy! device, you can restore your beloved foreskin to its original glory.Someone should…


2000 Uses for your Nimbus 2000

Fri, September 6th, 2002 02:31 by capnasty

"I just got this for my girl-friend who is in love with harry potter. She loved the broom (it replaced the 'normal' one), and she…


Show off your Vincent Van Dogh

Thu, September 5th, 2002 16:04 by capnasty

If you love your pet more than you love your fellow humans, then you should get a picture of your beloved companion imposed over a…


Lost in Translation

Mon, September 2nd, 2002 20:41 by capnasty

"As of April 2002, translation software is almost good enough to turn grammatically correct, slang-free text from one language into grammatically incorrect, barely readable approximations…


Down Syndrome Dolls

Realistic dolls of childrens with Down Syndrome

Sat, August 31st, 2002 07:15 by capnasty

If you've been looking for realistic dolls of childrens with Down Syndrome, you've come to the right place. offers a large variety of cultures…



Sun, August 25th, 2002 23:52 by capnasty

The Internet had made exchanging papers and finding already written essays a joy for the lazy or for the cheaters. But the end is nigh,…


Conspiracy Digest

Sat, August 24th, 2002 15:04 by capnasty

If you're a conspiracy theorist, but you just don't have the time to cut and read endless newspapers, the Conspiracy Digest brings all the news,…



Fri, August 23rd, 2002 01:07 by capnasty

It's not the east or the west side, yo. It's the dark side.



Thu, August 22nd, 2002 18:35 by capnasty

The Racial Slurs Database."Helping make the world a better place".


Annoying Cell-phone Rings are Next

Wed, August 21st, 2002 19:06 by capnasty

New York City Councilman Philip Reed has recently proposed a legislation, the first in any U.S. city, to ban the use of mobile phones in…


The Menstrual Avenger

Tue, August 20th, 2002 16:45 by capnasty

Fighting for Justice Every 28 Days...


Random Bits of Insanity

Mon, August 19th, 2002 14:33 by capnasty

Road rage, cell-phone rage, now we have television rage. Did he actually get to watch anything while he beat her for two hours?In Zaire, a…


The Penis Calculator

Sat, August 17th, 2002 00:13 by capnasty

With just three simple questions, see if he's a factor or a dividend.Okay, I'm sorry. I sat here for a while trying to think of…


The Lonely Austronaut

Fri, August 16th, 2002 00:48 by capnasty

"My typical day on the moon? Oh, it's pretty laid back up here. I usually play a few rounds of golf with the nine iron,…


Interplanetary Jack Chick

Thu, August 15th, 2002 02:13 by capnasty

"We had just returned from the first moonwalk when I noticed something taped to the back of the Descent Engine Command Override checklist. At first…


IRC In a Nutshell

Wed, August 14th, 2002 03:46 by capnasty

Almost sounds like an O'Reilly book.


The Opposite of Sex

Tue, August 13th, 2002 04:26 by capnasty

Bob the Builder: A Crash Course in Sexual Innuendo


Beware of Smartey Linux Man

Sun, August 11th, 2002 16:36 by capnasty

"This is a short guide to help you spot and stamp out these evil bastards. They are everywhere these days. They could be in your…