News Index

Children's Toys

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Mon, September 9th, 2002 22:53 by capnasty

Gone horribly wrong.

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The Big Book of Sign Language

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Sun, September 8th, 2002 05:11 by capnasty

Ever wonder what they say to each other, while they laugh silently on the bus? Ever wish you could be part of their conversations?Now you…

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Tug Ahoy!

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Sat, September 7th, 2002 04:43 by capnasty

Out of foreskin? You're not out of luck. With the amazing Tug Ahoy! device, you can restore your beloved foreskin to its original glory.Someone should…

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2000 Uses for your Nimbus 2000

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Fri, September 6th, 2002 02:31 by capnasty

"I just got this for my girl-friend who is in love with harry potter. She loved the broom (it replaced the 'normal' one), and she…

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Show off your Vincent Van Dogh

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Thu, September 5th, 2002 16:04 by capnasty

If you love your pet more than you love your fellow humans, then you should get a picture of your beloved companion imposed over a…

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Lost in Translation

#Languages
Mon, September 2nd, 2002 20:41 by capnasty

"As of April 2002, translation software is almost good enough to turn grammatically correct, slang-free text from one language into grammatically incorrect, barely readable approximations…

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Down Syndrome Dolls

Realistic dolls of childrens with Down Syndrome

#Products
Sat, August 31st, 2002 07:15 by capnasty

If you've been looking for realistic dolls of childrens with Down Syndrome, you've come to the right place. DownSyndromeDolls.com offers a large variety of cultures…

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Plagiarism

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Sun, August 25th, 2002 23:52 by capnasty

The Internet had made exchanging papers and finding already written essays a joy for the lazy or for the cheaters. But the end is nigh,…

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Conspiracy Digest

#Newspaper
Sat, August 24th, 2002 15:04 by capnasty

If you're a conspiracy theorist, but you just don't have the time to cut and read endless newspapers, the Conspiracy Digest brings all the news,…

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Starwarz.

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Fri, August 23rd, 2002 01:07 by capnasty

It's not the east or the west side, yo. It's the dark side.

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RSDB

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Thu, August 22nd, 2002 18:35 by capnasty

The Racial Slurs Database."Helping make the world a better place".

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Annoying Cell-phone Rings are Next

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Wed, August 21st, 2002 19:06 by capnasty

New York City Councilman Philip Reed has recently proposed a legislation, the first in any U.S. city, to ban the use of mobile phones in…

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The Menstrual Avenger

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Tue, August 20th, 2002 16:45 by capnasty

Fighting for Justice Every 28 Days...

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Random Bits of Insanity

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Mon, August 19th, 2002 14:33 by capnasty

Road rage, cell-phone rage, now we have television rage. Did he actually get to watch anything while he beat her for two hours?In Zaire, a…

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The Penis Calculator

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Sat, August 17th, 2002 00:13 by capnasty

With just three simple questions, see if he's a factor or a dividend.Okay, I'm sorry. I sat here for a while trying to think of…

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The Lonely Austronaut

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Fri, August 16th, 2002 00:48 by capnasty

"My typical day on the moon? Oh, it's pretty laid back up here. I usually play a few rounds of golf with the nine iron,…

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Interplanetary Jack Chick

#Religion
Thu, August 15th, 2002 02:13 by capnasty

"We had just returned from the first moonwalk when I noticed something taped to the back of the Descent Engine Command Override checklist. At first…

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IRC In a Nutshell

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Wed, August 14th, 2002 03:46 by capnasty

Almost sounds like an O'Reilly book.

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The Opposite of Sex

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Tue, August 13th, 2002 04:26 by capnasty

Bob the Builder: A Crash Course in Sexual Innuendo

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Beware of Smartey Linux Man

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Sun, August 11th, 2002 16:36 by capnasty

"This is a short guide to help you spot and stamp out these evil bastards. They are everywhere these days. They could be in your…

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