News Index

"Cat people"

Sun, March 31st, 2002 03:12 by capnasty

"Her notebook has a picture of a cat on it. You walk into her room for the first time, and you notice that her shelves…



Sat, March 30th, 2002 03:00 by capnasty

"The station that plays the most limp-wristed, hopelessly gay music brings you... The Top Ten Gayest Songs Ever!"


Flow Control

Thu, March 28th, 2002 01:19 by capnasty

What to do when your furry, four legged companion insists on bringing home semi-dead buggers off the street, plays around them for a bit, before…


Who Would Jesus Stalk?

Tue, March 26th, 2002 20:47 by capnasty

I don't know about you, but I have problems going through these images of Jesus and keeping a serious face.Is he mocking the priest here?…


How to be a Jedi

Sun, March 24th, 2002 18:52 by capnasty

Unleash your very own lightsabre and make her feel the force!


Fatherly Discipline

Sun, March 24th, 2002 02:02 by capnasty

The defiant struggle of good versus evil, complete with special effects, light sabre fight and pieces of Lego getting cut in half.



Sun, March 24th, 2002 00:34 by capnasty

It's rude to look, I'm told. But now you can even buy them: fake nipples enhancers. Lightweight, natural coloured, silicone nipples that you insert into…



Fri, March 22nd, 2002 00:49 by capnasty

Using a combination of pipes, funnels and strange ambience music, SpamRadio takes your average junk mail and turns it into a streaming audio broadcast experience…


The Mp3 Tax

Wed, March 20th, 2002 02:11 by capnasty

The Government of Canada, with their new proposed royalty charges, will make listening to your Mp3s very expensive.The new tax would add an extra $400…


Sex, Work and an Income...

Tue, March 19th, 2002 03:34 by capnasty

Prostitutes, of the posh Berlin brothel "Cafe Pssst!," were offered contracts, written up by the owner, Felicitas Weigmann. This includes a 40-hour working week and…


Save Our Pickups!

Mon, March 18th, 2002 03:16 by capnasty

During a debate, enviromentalists, favouring higher fuel economy standards as a way to reduce air pollution and combat global warming, got their plans shot down…


Please, Think of the Domo-Kuns

Sat, March 16th, 2002 15:44 by capnasty

Everytime you send that picture...


Blair explains "third phase"

Sat, March 16th, 2002 02:22 by capnasty

Tony? Is that you?


Constrict Your Anus 100 Times

Fri, March 15th, 2002 02:11 by capnasty

Depressed? Not feeling young anymore? Looking for a way to regain that youthfulness in you? Well, look no further. Thanks to Hiroyuki Nishigaki and his…


Where is your Birthday in PI?

Fri, March 15th, 2002 02:10 by capnasty

Have you ever asked yourself where your birthday lies in PI? Neither have we, but in case you're wondering...


How To Fry An Egg

Thu, March 14th, 2002 17:09 by capnasty

Now you can eat and compute at the same time, using this handy guide for cooking eggs on your CPU.


Patriot Registration

Wed, March 13th, 2002 16:16 by capnasty

John Ascroft, United States Attorney General, asks you, proud Citizens of America, to do your part against terrorism and register as a non-terrorist."By registering all…


Overclocked Jesus

Wed, March 13th, 2002 00:03 by capnasty

Goran Radovich and Trey Gafney, two incredibly bored students from Chicago, managed to overclock Jesus and keep him stable at an all record high of…


Hunt The Boeing!

Wed, March 13th, 2002 00:02 by capnasty

With this fun `Spot the Plane!' game, asks the question on how a Boeing 757-200, weighting nearly 100 tons, travelling at a minimum speed…


Britney Spears, Pissed

Tue, March 12th, 2002 18:22 by capnasty

As similarly reported by, Britney Spears had to dodge buckets full of urine while shooting a video at 4 AM in Los Angeles.One resident…