News Index

In case the terrorists attack again...

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Fri, February 14th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

The High Rise Emergency Kit.

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CoN to close this weekend

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Thu, February 13th, 2003 01:03 by capnasty

To protest the impending military action against Iraq, the Capital of Nasty website will be closed for the whole of February fifteenth.

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My Short Life As An Unintentional Spammer

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Thu, February 13th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

"Ever wonder what sorts of emails end up in a spammer's email database? Want to know who actually responds to spam and what they say?…

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Squirrel Hazing

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Wed, February 12th, 2003 06:33 by capnasty

"Two years ago, after yet another near miss with yet another squirrel while riding in a car, it occurred to us that there might be…

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Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity

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Tue, February 11th, 2003 00:35 by capnasty

In words of four letters or less.

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Messiahcam

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Mon, February 10th, 2003 17:36 by capnasty

If you're worried you're going to miss Jesus' triumphal return to Earth, fear not. Even if you're not going to be in Jerusalem, thanks to…

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Weird Shit on eBay

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Sun, February 9th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

Bids start at a humble $200 USD for a wild "1 NIGHT OF MONKEY SEX WITH ME!!!!"And if geeks with a "HELL ITS GOOD SCHLONG"…

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Who Wants to Date a Norwegian?

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Sat, February 8th, 2003 10:23 by capnasty

"By public demand, there is once again an opportunity to date Gard, this time through a game show. With the lack of TV syndication, the…

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What Really Happened

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Fri, February 7th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

And you thought the Enterprise was cool for going at warp speed nine?

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Dear Strong Bad

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Thu, February 6th, 2003 06:36 by capnasty

What would you look like in a Japanese cartoon and what would it be about?

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Rent My Chest

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Thu, February 6th, 2003 03:43 by capnasty

"Imagine what would happen if Giorgio Armani and Bill Gates were stranded on a desert island, and you?ll have a good idea of what the…

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Real Sex

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Wed, February 5th, 2003 00:14 by capnasty

Liberator Shapes Bedroom Adventure Gear.Makes you wonder how we managed all this time without them.

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Baby toy: I hate you

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Tue, February 4th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

"As first reported by The Columbian, a Vancouver, Wash., family discovered that the toy they unsuspectingly attached to their son's crib utters the words "I…

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Space Shuttle Columbia

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Mon, February 3rd, 2003 06:30 by capnasty

What really happened.

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The 2003 State of the Union Address: Complete Transcript

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Sun, February 2nd, 2003 00:07 by capnasty

"THE PRESIDENT: Mr. Speaker, Vice President Cheney, Righteous GOP Congressmen, Supreme Court Accomplices, politically convenient guests, cavity-searched citizens:Every year, by law and by custom, we…

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Help Aaron Buy A Mail Order Bride

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Sat, February 1st, 2003 02:55 by capnasty

"I'm an everyday average guy that really wants a family. I've got a lot of potential, I'm just young and haven't reached that potential. I…

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Engrish The Two Towers Captions

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Fri, January 31st, 2003 06:13 by capnasty

"This webpage celebrates the wonderful engrish subtitles featured in an asian bootleg DVD of Lord of The Rings - The Two Towers. What you see…

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Civilization 2.5: Iraq

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Tue, January 28th, 2003 17:28 by capnasty

"This is a projection of the most likely outcome of a new war in the Gulf. I used sophisticated temporal algorithms and historical semiotic analysis…

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The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins

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Mon, January 27th, 2003 00:35 by capnasty

Dance, Leonard, dance!

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Meet the Hitlers

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Sun, January 26th, 2003 19:37 by capnasty

"For more than five decades, scores of historians and academics had been searching in vain for any clues that would solve one of the untold…

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