News Index

Cat Ejection Pack

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Fri, October 11th, 2002 17:26 by capnasty

"Some responsibe pet owners may wish to protect their beloved pets from the vicissitudes of urban life. Everywhere, there are threats; huge, vicious dogs, fast-moving…

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Team #5 is in the motherfucking hooooooouse!

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Fri, October 11th, 2002 16:23 by capnasty

"These kids have lived near MDC Team #5's headquarters in Herat for the past eight years. They've grown up in the midst of the `conflict'…

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What did I do Wrong?

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Wed, October 9th, 2002 19:24 by capnasty

Italian behaviour on IRC.

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I’m an Oriental Whore

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Mon, October 7th, 2002 22:01 by capnasty

"`The Impossibility of Having Sex with 500 Men in a Month - I'm an Oriental Whore' is a project exploring the possibility of virtual sex…

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Planning the Perfect Hate Party

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Sat, October 5th, 2002 21:07 by capnasty

"It is a great flaw in people, generally, that they are incapable of putting their differences aside for the sake of a mutual friend. The…

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Google H4x0r

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Thu, October 3rd, 2002 00:00 by capnasty

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Error 404

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Wed, October 2nd, 2002 17:52 by capnasty

The Finnish gesture to say "Error 404".

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Work From Home

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Wed, October 2nd, 2002 00:00 by capnasty

"There are about 23,958 of these signs in Sacramento. That is an exaggeration, but they really are everywhere. They are nailed to telephone poles and…

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Silo Homes

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Tue, October 1st, 2002 00:04 by capnasty

Does Russia still have this site as a target?NO. This Atlas-F Series was finished before the SALT (Strategic Arms Limitation Treaty). The Russians knew these…

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Amber Forever

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Mon, September 30th, 2002 21:00 by capnasty

"I used to run a site called A Short And Happy Life, where I would post a variety of things on a daily basis. One…

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The English to American Dictionary

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Sat, September 28th, 2002 01:34 by capnasty

"As a Scot who has spent some time in the USA on holiday lately, I have discovered a bewildering array of words which are in…

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Why Your Computer Hates You

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Fri, September 27th, 2002 03:02 by capnasty

Perhaps buying cool gadgets to improve your computer life are important, but maybe while your machine can put up with some things it could perhaps…

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Fearsome Aquaman!

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Thu, September 26th, 2002 01:00 by capnasty

"You know how sometimes you get upset that the people policing your neighborhood are a bunch of fat donut critics who spend most of their…

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LegoTech on Tour

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Wed, September 25th, 2002 00:34 by capnasty

"We all know this situation: nothing happening online and going out for some healthy activity is just a bit to much activity."

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Better Education Through Chemistry

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Tue, September 24th, 2002 01:06 by capnasty

All the handy guides you can possibly need to turn common household items into your first step towards the do-it-yourself Unabomber.

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Questions About Black People

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Sat, September 21st, 2002 00:00 by capnasty

"Where I grew up people always claim to be 1/2 this and a 1/4 that. However, most black people think to themselves `Yeah sure, you…

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How To Tell if your Cat is an Alien

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Fri, September 20th, 2002 23:36 by capnasty

Look for the signs...

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Haiku Against Spam

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Thu, September 19th, 2002 22:00 by capnasty

The Register Thank you HabeasDefend us from home businessAnd all other Spam

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A Tribute to Ray Harryhausen

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Wed, September 18th, 2002 16:44 by capnasty

Go Skeletor, go!

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Where to Buy Weird Shit

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Tue, September 17th, 2002 00:00 by capnasty

Fat dancing Hawaiian girls, books on levitation, fake ears, shotgun wounds, the Dukes of Hazzard 1969 Charger, Austin Powers bobber (why dear Lord, why?), the…

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