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#Internet
Sun, June 23rd, 2002 21:01 by capnasty

Longing for the good ole days of reading zines on BBS? Miss the days when `surfing the net' meant using Gopher? Yearning for all-text covers?Then…

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Sexual Kung-Fu

#WTF
Thu, June 20th, 2002 00:29 by capnasty

Or, how to write "Thank you" in Japanese, using a brush, some ink and your vagina.

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Math Made Interesting

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Tue, June 18th, 2002 13:01 by capnasty

Beats my math teacher. The guy seemed to understand that deep down, he was destined to be boring, so he just gave in to his…

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Toronto the Good, but perhaps not for felines

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Fri, June 14th, 2002 04:15 by capnasty

While Toronto's Roncesvalles neighbourhood may claim credit as the origin of the cat breed known as Sphynx, a few of Toronto's citizens cannot claim to…

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Spare Nuts

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Fri, June 14th, 2002 01:49 by capnasty

There are those who like leather.Then there are those that like feces, or putting sharp objects in their body.And then there are those that like…

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Star Wars Asciimation

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Thu, June 13th, 2002 00:09 by capnasty

What to do when you have plenty of time you don't know what to do with and a fetish for Star Wars?Star Wars Episode IV…

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Booze or Breasts?

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Wed, June 12th, 2002 01:14 by capnasty

In the hopes to stimulate votes, the Christian Democrats started handing out free shots of plum brandy to Czech citizens during a weekend election rally.The…

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Who Is Your Daddy and What Does He Do?

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Mon, June 10th, 2002 17:04 by capnasty

You've heard the famous Arnold Schwartzenegger phrank calls.Now, with the Arnold Schwartzenegger Sound Board you can make your own!

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Driving School

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Sat, June 8th, 2002 21:48 by capnasty

The handy driving lessons guide for Europeans.

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Attack of the Clones

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Thu, June 6th, 2002 18:15 by capnasty

And the much unexpected Return of the Dorks.

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Ouchy the Clown

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Mon, June 3rd, 2002 16:54 by capnasty

Your premier provider of adult clown services.I weep for the human race.

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Scarier than the Taliban

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Wed, May 29th, 2002 14:53 by capnasty

"`We were pretty shocked,' Marine Fletcher said. `We discovered from the Afghan soldiers we had with us that a lot of men in this country…

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Arafat Potato Chips

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Wed, May 29th, 2002 12:18 by capnasty

Named Abu Ammar after the Palestinian leader's war name, the chips, which feature a cartoonish Arafat in his army-fatigues, have taken the Egyptian market by…

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I Poke, Poke, Pokemon

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Sun, May 26th, 2002 21:22 by capnasty

A ferocious battle between the sinister Punchie and the mighty Pikachu!Watch Punchie make Pikachu his bitch.

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Profanisaurus

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Wed, May 22nd, 2002 23:02 by capnasty

Published by the Fulchester University Press, Roger's Profanisaurus is a collection of euphemisms, ranging from descriptions for sexual organs and the activities done with them,…

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Star Wars: The War on Terror

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Tue, May 21st, 2002 15:52 by capnasty

"Presiding over a memorial service commemorating the victims of the attack on the Death Star, the Emperor declared that while recent victories over the Rebel…

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The ACME Heart Maker

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Tue, May 21st, 2002 15:45 by capnasty

Nothing says how much you care other than a custom Acme Heart.

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What Happens When You Play RPGS

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Sun, May 19th, 2002 00:19 by capnasty

Ms. Frost is a major babe. Nobody I know who was a dungeon master looked like that.

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Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About

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Thu, May 16th, 2002 15:02 by capnasty

"Nothing keeps a relationship on its toes so much as lively debate," says R. Millington. "Fortunate, then, that my girlfriend and I agree on absolutely…

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The Brick Testament

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Wed, May 15th, 2002 23:05 by capnasty

In the beginning there was the Lego Porn page (oddly renamed to "BLOCK STRUCTURE porn page". Maybe Lego got upset). Happy Lego people were seen…

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