News Index

Cat Ejection Pack

Fri, October 11th, 2002 17:26 by capnasty

"Some responsibe pet owners may wish to protect their beloved pets from the vicissitudes of urban life. Everywhere, there are threats; huge, vicious dogs, fast-moving…


Team #5 is in the motherfucking hooooooouse!

Fri, October 11th, 2002 16:23 by capnasty

"These kids have lived near MDC Team #5's headquarters in Herat for the past eight years. They've grown up in the midst of the `conflict'…


What did I do Wrong?

Wed, October 9th, 2002 19:24 by capnasty

Italian behaviour on IRC.


I’m an Oriental Whore

Mon, October 7th, 2002 22:01 by capnasty

"`The Impossibility of Having Sex with 500 Men in a Month - I'm an Oriental Whore' is a project exploring the possibility of virtual sex…


Planning the Perfect Hate Party

Sat, October 5th, 2002 21:07 by capnasty

"It is a great flaw in people, generally, that they are incapable of putting their differences aside for the sake of a mutual friend. The…


Google H4x0r

Thu, October 3rd, 2002 00:00 by capnasty

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Error 404

Wed, October 2nd, 2002 17:52 by capnasty

The Finnish gesture to say "Error 404".


Work From Home

Wed, October 2nd, 2002 00:00 by capnasty

"There are about 23,958 of these signs in Sacramento. That is an exaggeration, but they really are everywhere. They are nailed to telephone poles and…


Silo Homes

Tue, October 1st, 2002 00:04 by capnasty

Does Russia still have this site as a target?NO. This Atlas-F Series was finished before the SALT (Strategic Arms Limitation Treaty). The Russians knew these…


Amber Forever

Mon, September 30th, 2002 21:00 by capnasty

"I used to run a site called A Short And Happy Life, where I would post a variety of things on a daily basis. One…


The English to American Dictionary

Sat, September 28th, 2002 01:34 by capnasty

"As a Scot who has spent some time in the USA on holiday lately, I have discovered a bewildering array of words which are in…


Why Your Computer Hates You

Fri, September 27th, 2002 03:02 by capnasty

Perhaps buying cool gadgets to improve your computer life are important, but maybe while your machine can put up with some things it could perhaps…


Fearsome Aquaman!

Thu, September 26th, 2002 01:00 by capnasty

"You know how sometimes you get upset that the people policing your neighborhood are a bunch of fat donut critics who spend most of their…


LegoTech on Tour

Wed, September 25th, 2002 00:34 by capnasty

"We all know this situation: nothing happening online and going out for some healthy activity is just a bit to much activity."


Better Education Through Chemistry

Tue, September 24th, 2002 01:06 by capnasty

All the handy guides you can possibly need to turn common household items into your first step towards the do-it-yourself Unabomber.


Questions About Black People

Sat, September 21st, 2002 00:00 by capnasty

"Where I grew up people always claim to be 1/2 this and a 1/4 that. However, most black people think to themselves `Yeah sure, you…


How To Tell if your Cat is an Alien

Fri, September 20th, 2002 23:36 by capnasty

Look for the signs...


Haiku Against Spam

Thu, September 19th, 2002 22:00 by capnasty

The Register Thank you HabeasDefend us from home businessAnd all other Spam


A Tribute to Ray Harryhausen

Wed, September 18th, 2002 16:44 by capnasty

Go Skeletor, go!


Where to Buy Weird Shit

Tue, September 17th, 2002 00:00 by capnasty

Fat dancing Hawaiian girls, books on levitation, fake ears, shotgun wounds, the Dukes of Hazzard 1969 Charger, Austin Powers bobber (why dear Lord, why?), the…