News Index

Attack of the Naked Norwegian

Wed, April 10th, 2002 03:51 by capnasty

Eva Grading, a newscarrier in Moss, was attacked last week by a naked Norwegian, wearing only one rollerskate. He covered her mouth and hit her…


You?re the Man Now, Dog!

Tue, April 9th, 2002 22:27 by capnasty

Grab whoever loves Sean Connery to the point of fanatical obsession, tie them down A Clockwork Orange style and sit them in front of this...


Tales from the l33t

Sat, April 6th, 2002 15:53 by capnasty

Today's youth, immersed in their raves, instant messaging and special lingo, are missing out a slice of their culture. To compensate for this gap, a…


Bored Out of Your Mind?

Fri, April 5th, 2002 19:27 by capnasty

Lesson one: Making Lethal Ninja Weapons with Common Househould Items.


Rednecks Not (Always) Retarded

Thu, April 4th, 2002 23:39 by capnasty

According to a study released yesterday, the myth of close cousins having children with birth defects are actually quite small.In the Journal of Genetic Counselling,…


Suing his Holiness

Wed, April 3rd, 2002 23:15 by capnasty

Men, who had originally been molested by priests during their youth, have named the Vatican as a defendant in sexual abuse lawsuits filed in Florida…


Euthanize this Terrestrial?

Tue, April 2nd, 2002 13:43 by capnasty

Twenty-five year old Sian Thurkette from England claims to have watched E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial some 773 times since the movie's debut in theatres in 1982.…


A distro loaded with daemons -- er -- angels

Mon, April 1st, 2002 00:16 by capnasty

Jesux (pronounced Hay-sooks), is a new Linux distribution (that will not lead you into temptation) meant for Christian hackers, schools, families, and churches.A core distribution…


Anyone for trying the Urine flavoured ones?

Sun, March 31st, 2002 23:28 by capnasty

According to Fox News, CAP Candy, the company that released the Harry Potter line of jelly bean flavours, hired `experts' to certify wheter its ear…


"Cat people"

Sun, March 31st, 2002 03:12 by capnasty

"Her notebook has a picture of a cat on it. You walk into her room for the first time, and you notice that her shelves…



Sat, March 30th, 2002 03:00 by capnasty

"The station that plays the most limp-wristed, hopelessly gay music brings you... The Top Ten Gayest Songs Ever!"


Flow Control

Thu, March 28th, 2002 01:19 by capnasty

What to do when your furry, four legged companion insists on bringing home semi-dead buggers off the street, plays around them for a bit, before…


Who Would Jesus Stalk?

Tue, March 26th, 2002 20:47 by capnasty

I don't know about you, but I have problems going through these images of Jesus and keeping a serious face.Is he mocking the priest here?…


How to be a Jedi

Sun, March 24th, 2002 18:52 by capnasty

Unleash your very own lightsabre and make her feel the force!


Fatherly Discipline

Sun, March 24th, 2002 02:02 by capnasty

The defiant struggle of good versus evil, complete with special effects, light sabre fight and pieces of Lego getting cut in half.



Sun, March 24th, 2002 00:34 by capnasty

It's rude to look, I'm told. But now you can even buy them: fake nipples enhancers. Lightweight, natural coloured, silicone nipples that you insert into…



Fri, March 22nd, 2002 00:49 by capnasty

Using a combination of pipes, funnels and strange ambience music, SpamRadio takes your average junk mail and turns it into a streaming audio broadcast experience…


The Mp3 Tax

Wed, March 20th, 2002 02:11 by capnasty

The Government of Canada, with their new proposed royalty charges, will make listening to your Mp3s very expensive.The new tax would add an extra $400…


Sex, Work and an Income...

Tue, March 19th, 2002 03:34 by capnasty

Prostitutes, of the posh Berlin brothel "Cafe Pssst!," were offered contracts, written up by the owner, Felicitas Weigmann. This includes a 40-hour working week and…


Save Our Pickups!

Mon, March 18th, 2002 03:16 by capnasty

During a debate, enviromentalists, favouring higher fuel economy standards as a way to reduce air pollution and combat global warming, got their plans shot down…