News Index

In case the terrorists attack again...

Fri, February 14th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

The High Rise Emergency Kit.


CoN to close this weekend

Thu, February 13th, 2003 01:03 by capnasty

To protest the impending military action against Iraq, the Capital of Nasty website will be closed for the whole of February fifteenth.


My Short Life As An Unintentional Spammer

Thu, February 13th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

"Ever wonder what sorts of emails end up in a spammer's email database? Want to know who actually responds to spam and what they say?…


Squirrel Hazing

Wed, February 12th, 2003 06:33 by capnasty

"Two years ago, after yet another near miss with yet another squirrel while riding in a car, it occurred to us that there might be…


Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity

Tue, February 11th, 2003 00:35 by capnasty

In words of four letters or less.



Mon, February 10th, 2003 17:36 by capnasty

If you're worried you're going to miss Jesus' triumphal return to Earth, fear not. Even if you're not going to be in Jerusalem, thanks to…


Weird Shit on eBay

Sun, February 9th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

Bids start at a humble $200 USD for a wild "1 NIGHT OF MONKEY SEX WITH ME!!!!"And if geeks with a "HELL ITS GOOD SCHLONG"…


Who Wants to Date a Norwegian?

Sat, February 8th, 2003 10:23 by capnasty

"By public demand, there is once again an opportunity to date Gard, this time through a game show. With the lack of TV syndication, the…


What Really Happened

Fri, February 7th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

And you thought the Enterprise was cool for going at warp speed nine?


Dear Strong Bad

Thu, February 6th, 2003 06:36 by capnasty

What would you look like in a Japanese cartoon and what would it be about?


Rent My Chest

Thu, February 6th, 2003 03:43 by capnasty

"Imagine what would happen if Giorgio Armani and Bill Gates were stranded on a desert island, and you?ll have a good idea of what the…


Real Sex

Wed, February 5th, 2003 00:14 by capnasty

Liberator Shapes Bedroom Adventure Gear.Makes you wonder how we managed all this time without them.


Baby toy: I hate you

Tue, February 4th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

"As first reported by The Columbian, a Vancouver, Wash., family discovered that the toy they unsuspectingly attached to their son's crib utters the words "I…


Space Shuttle Columbia

Mon, February 3rd, 2003 06:30 by capnasty

What really happened.


The 2003 State of the Union Address: Complete Transcript

Sun, February 2nd, 2003 00:07 by capnasty

"THE PRESIDENT: Mr. Speaker, Vice President Cheney, Righteous GOP Congressmen, Supreme Court Accomplices, politically convenient guests, cavity-searched citizens:Every year, by law and by custom, we…


Help Aaron Buy A Mail Order Bride

Sat, February 1st, 2003 02:55 by capnasty

"I'm an everyday average guy that really wants a family. I've got a lot of potential, I'm just young and haven't reached that potential. I…


Engrish The Two Towers Captions

Fri, January 31st, 2003 06:13 by capnasty

"This webpage celebrates the wonderful engrish subtitles featured in an asian bootleg DVD of Lord of The Rings - The Two Towers. What you see…


Civilization 2.5: Iraq

Tue, January 28th, 2003 17:28 by capnasty

"This is a projection of the most likely outcome of a new war in the Gulf. I used sophisticated temporal algorithms and historical semiotic analysis…


The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins

Mon, January 27th, 2003 00:35 by capnasty

Dance, Leonard, dance!


Meet the Hitlers

Sun, January 26th, 2003 19:37 by capnasty

"For more than five decades, scores of historians and academics had been searching in vain for any clues that would solve one of the untold…