News Index

The Conference Bike

Thu, October 31st, 2002 22:44 by capnasty

Just when you thought it was difficult enough to pass cyclists riding side by side...


Living Dead Dolls

Sun, October 27th, 2002 22:41 by capnasty

How to make sure your kids will never get a good night sleep.


Here and There

Sat, October 26th, 2002 18:53 by capnasty

The cultural differences between North America and those folks accross the pond.


Are You Pregnant?

Fri, October 25th, 2002 00:00 by capnasty

"Why mess around with trying to fill some silly cup or aim for some tiny slip of paper, waiting for something to change colors. What…


Black People Love Us!

Thu, October 24th, 2002 00:00 by capnasty

"We are well-liked by Black people so we're psyched (since lots of Black people don't like lots of White people)!! We thought it'd be cool…



Wed, October 23rd, 2002 22:20 by capnasty

Pick two keywords and... LET THEM FIGHT!


Let Your Panties Do The Talking

Tue, October 22nd, 2002 18:59 by capnasty

"Put prayer back in school with our prayer panties. No judge in the land is going to strip you of your right to wear these…


The Serial Caller

Mon, October 21st, 2002 00:10 by capnasty

The British Telephone Terrorist and his obsession with Harry Potter.


"You´ll Be Blown Away"

Sun, October 20th, 2002 22:00 by capnasty

"The following front page from the Sydney Morning Herald on October 15th looks on its face like a fitting tribute to the victims of the…


Vegan Erotica

Sat, October 19th, 2002 01:41 by capnasty

" manufactures hand-crafted vegan bondage gear, whips, belts, harnesses, and other vegan leather (a.k.a. "pleather") items."They also sell vegan condoms and other sex products."None of…


Delicious Programming

Fri, October 18th, 2002 00:09 by capnasty

"All recipes have ingredients! The ingredients hold individual data values. All ingredients are numerical, though they can be interpreted as Unicode for I/O purposes. Liquid…



Wed, October 16th, 2002 23:16 by capnasty

"CrashBonsai is the creation of John Rooney, an artist who is torn between the desire to create and destroy. Recently, he has been making bonsai…


When Street Fighter meets Striptease...

Tue, October 15th, 2002 18:53 by capnasty

"At 60 frames per second, Bikini Karate Babes features the most advanced interactive video experience ever! The full range of motion is captured for every…


Taliban Reunited

Mon, October 14th, 2002 21:09 by capnasty

Taliban Reunited is the simple way to find out what your old terrorist chums and captives are doing now.Our database includes over 5,000 Terrorist Camps…


Weapons-grade Youranuom

Sun, October 13th, 2002 21:15 by capnasty

"We also learned a third thing: If you find a container labeled `primarily youranuom', you might be dealing with a poorly-crafted FAKE."


Cat Ejection Pack

Fri, October 11th, 2002 17:26 by capnasty

"Some responsibe pet owners may wish to protect their beloved pets from the vicissitudes of urban life. Everywhere, there are threats; huge, vicious dogs, fast-moving…


Team #5 is in the motherfucking hooooooouse!

Fri, October 11th, 2002 16:23 by capnasty

"These kids have lived near MDC Team #5's headquarters in Herat for the past eight years. They've grown up in the midst of the `conflict'…


What did I do Wrong?

Wed, October 9th, 2002 19:24 by capnasty

Italian behaviour on IRC.


I’m an Oriental Whore

Mon, October 7th, 2002 22:01 by capnasty

"`The Impossibility of Having Sex with 500 Men in a Month - I'm an Oriental Whore' is a project exploring the possibility of virtual sex…


Planning the Perfect Hate Party

Sat, October 5th, 2002 21:07 by capnasty

"It is a great flaw in people, generally, that they are incapable of putting their differences aside for the sake of a mutual friend. The…