News Index

At Least the Priest Used a Condom When He Molested Me

Tue, July 30th, 2002 07:29 by capnasty

During World Youth Day in Toronto, Archbishop George Pell from Sydney told pilgrims that "abortion is a worse moral scandal than priests sexually abusing young…


Butt Ice

Mon, July 29th, 2002 13:54 by capnasty

Sore after a hard night of anal sex? Severe case of anusitis? Hemorrhoids?Fear not, the Butt Ice is here.


War of the Colas

Sun, July 28th, 2002 01:17 by capnasty

"In the Battle of the Clear Beverages during the early 1990s, Pepsi launched the highly forgettable Crystal Pepsi, in regular and diet varieties, with disastrous…


More Lego Than You Can Shake a Block At

Fri, July 26th, 2002 13:47 by capnasty

Lego can be used to create many wonderful things. You can use it to customize your mouse.Or you can make your own working Beretta 9mm…


Oy Vey!

Thu, July 25th, 2002 20:57 by capnasty

"Jewish kids Joe Siegel and Jerry Shuster created the ultimate Jew, Superman. He was a glasses-wearing nerd on the day job, but secretly was an…



Thu, July 25th, 2002 07:40 by capnasty

A museum of horrors all done in Legos. I quite love the occupational hazards.


Airline Food

Wed, July 24th, 2002 02:02 by capnasty

If you're one that travels a lot, but fear airline food (in lack of a better word for whatever it is that they serve), AirlineMeals.Net…


Porn Store Clerk Stories

Tue, July 23rd, 2002 00:01 by capnasty

"A lot of porn movies do ape titles - `David Cop-a-Feel' was my all-time favorite--but not as many as you'd think. Most follow a pattern:…


Wesley Crusher Paraphernalia

Sun, July 21st, 2002 02:14 by capnasty

You too can now own 8x10 posters of Will Wheaton as Wesley Crusher, the most beloved character on Star Trek.


Life, According to the Soaps

Sun, July 21st, 2002 00:59 by capnasty

"If you ever happen to fake your own death, no one will notice or recognize you sitting in the back of the church at your…


I Scream

Sat, July 20th, 2002 02:56 by capnasty

If their love for the English language wasn't indication enough of what the Japanese can come up with, just imagine what they can do with…


Coffee Machine

Fri, July 19th, 2002 07:47 by capnasty

It also computes...


Bad Puns, Advertising and Graves

Thu, July 18th, 2002 22:03 by capnasty

As reported by the The Guardian Unlimited, with what probably is the worse pun in the history of journalism as far as news headlines go,…


Online Petitions

Thu, July 18th, 2002 21:59 by capnasty

An online petition to stop from making online petitions. Not sure which of all of these is more useless.


Granma, the Vampire

Tue, July 16th, 2002 23:53 by capnasty

A teenager in London (which happens to be in England, had you not known) is accused of killing an old lady, believing that by removing…


Delicious Dogs

Tue, July 16th, 2002 00:00 by capnasty

"The purpose of this page is to put all controversy aside and just provide information to help you get the most enjoyment out of your…



Mon, July 15th, 2002 16:46 by capnasty

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What the Hell is This?

Sun, July 14th, 2002 00:00 by capnasty

Okay, I can read clearly that it is a "Party Costume", but seriously, I've seen more fabric on a Barbie doll than this.And doesn't the…


I Love Mullets

Sat, July 13th, 2002 02:52 by capnasty

Maybe you love mullets.And maybe you don't.


Venerial Disease Puppet Next

Fri, July 12th, 2002 16:55 by capnasty

Takalani Sesame, the African version of Sesame Street, will introduce the first HIV-positive muppet.The muppet, which has no name or colour yet, is aimed to…