News Index

Flex your Pussy

Tue, February 25th, 2003 11:13 by capnasty

"How many cat lovers and exercise enthusiasts have ever picked up their favorite feline and thought, "Hmm, Fluffy weighs about the same as a ten-pound…


America's Apostrophe Catastrophe

Mon, February 24th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

"You see the grammatical gaffes everywhere: on billboards, in movie ads, in grocery stores, on restaurant menus ? even in the hallowed pages of The…


[email protected]

Sun, February 23rd, 2003 15:20 by capnasty

Ever wondered where the Freemasons get their stuff?


Sex Made Simple

Sat, February 22nd, 2003 02:47 by capnasty

Sex.Sure, you do it all the time. (If you don't, maybe you should think about stepping away from that computer more often.) But how much…


Despot or Sexpot?

Thu, February 20th, 2003 18:01 by capnasty

In life, sex and death are two important issues that everyone must face.But can you tell the difference between a selection of murderous, human rights-abusing…


Monkey Boy!

Wed, February 19th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

The Make-your-own Bush speech kit.


Have you ever slept with a guy?

Tue, February 18th, 2003 05:19 by capnasty

"What? What's wrong?""Oh nothing, it's just that, well, this is kinda weird and, not the subject matter I mean, but there is something about me…


In case the terrorists attack again...

Fri, February 14th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

The High Rise Emergency Kit.


CoN to close this weekend

Thu, February 13th, 2003 01:03 by capnasty

To protest the impending military action against Iraq, the Capital of Nasty website will be closed for the whole of February fifteenth.


My Short Life As An Unintentional Spammer

Thu, February 13th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

"Ever wonder what sorts of emails end up in a spammer's email database? Want to know who actually responds to spam and what they say?…


Squirrel Hazing

Wed, February 12th, 2003 06:33 by capnasty

"Two years ago, after yet another near miss with yet another squirrel while riding in a car, it occurred to us that there might be…


Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity

Tue, February 11th, 2003 00:35 by capnasty

In words of four letters or less.



Mon, February 10th, 2003 17:36 by capnasty

If you're worried you're going to miss Jesus' triumphal return to Earth, fear not. Even if you're not going to be in Jerusalem, thanks to…


Weird Shit on eBay

Sun, February 9th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

Bids start at a humble $200 USD for a wild "1 NIGHT OF MONKEY SEX WITH ME!!!!"And if geeks with a "HELL ITS GOOD SCHLONG"…


Who Wants to Date a Norwegian?

Sat, February 8th, 2003 10:23 by capnasty

"By public demand, there is once again an opportunity to date Gard, this time through a game show. With the lack of TV syndication, the…


What Really Happened

Fri, February 7th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

And you thought the Enterprise was cool for going at warp speed nine?


Dear Strong Bad

Thu, February 6th, 2003 06:36 by capnasty

What would you look like in a Japanese cartoon and what would it be about?


Rent My Chest

Thu, February 6th, 2003 03:43 by capnasty

"Imagine what would happen if Giorgio Armani and Bill Gates were stranded on a desert island, and you?ll have a good idea of what the…


Real Sex

Wed, February 5th, 2003 00:14 by capnasty

Liberator Shapes Bedroom Adventure Gear.Makes you wonder how we managed all this time without them.


Baby toy: I hate you

Tue, February 4th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

"As first reported by The Columbian, a Vancouver, Wash., family discovered that the toy they unsuspectingly attached to their son's crib utters the words "I…