News Index

At Least the Priest Used a Condom When He Molested Me

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Tue, July 30th, 2002 07:29 by capnasty

During World Youth Day in Toronto, Archbishop George Pell from Sydney told pilgrims that "abortion is a worse moral scandal than priests sexually abusing young…

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Butt Ice

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Mon, July 29th, 2002 13:54 by capnasty

Sore after a hard night of anal sex? Severe case of anusitis? Hemorrhoids?Fear not, the Butt Ice is here.

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War of the Colas

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Sun, July 28th, 2002 01:17 by capnasty

"In the Battle of the Clear Beverages during the early 1990s, Pepsi launched the highly forgettable Crystal Pepsi, in regular and diet varieties, with disastrous…

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More Lego Than You Can Shake a Block At

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Fri, July 26th, 2002 13:47 by capnasty

Lego can be used to create many wonderful things. You can use it to customize your mouse.Or you can make your own working Beretta 9mm…

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Oy Vey!

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Thu, July 25th, 2002 20:57 by capnasty

"Jewish kids Joe Siegel and Jerry Shuster created the ultimate Jew, Superman. He was a glasses-wearing nerd on the day job, but secretly was an…

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Legodeath

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Thu, July 25th, 2002 07:40 by capnasty

A museum of horrors all done in Legos. I quite love the occupational hazards.

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Airline Food

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Wed, July 24th, 2002 02:02 by capnasty

If you're one that travels a lot, but fear airline food (in lack of a better word for whatever it is that they serve), AirlineMeals.Net…

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Porn Store Clerk Stories

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Tue, July 23rd, 2002 00:01 by capnasty

"A lot of porn movies do ape titles - `David Cop-a-Feel' was my all-time favorite--but not as many as you'd think. Most follow a pattern:…

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Wesley Crusher Paraphernalia

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Sun, July 21st, 2002 02:14 by capnasty

You too can now own 8x10 posters of Will Wheaton as Wesley Crusher, the most beloved character on Star Trek.

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Life, According to the Soaps

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Sun, July 21st, 2002 00:59 by capnasty

"If you ever happen to fake your own death, no one will notice or recognize you sitting in the back of the church at your…

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I Scream

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Sat, July 20th, 2002 02:56 by capnasty

If their love for the English language wasn't indication enough of what the Japanese can come up with, just imagine what they can do with…

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Coffee Machine

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Fri, July 19th, 2002 07:47 by capnasty

It also computes...

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Bad Puns, Advertising and Graves

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Thu, July 18th, 2002 22:03 by capnasty

As reported by the The Guardian Unlimited, with what probably is the worse pun in the history of journalism as far as news headlines go,…

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Online Petitions

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Thu, July 18th, 2002 21:59 by capnasty

An online petition to stop PetitionsOnline.com from making online petitions. Not sure which of all of these is more useless.

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Granma, the Vampire

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Tue, July 16th, 2002 23:53 by capnasty

A teenager in London (which happens to be in England, had you not known) is accused of killing an old lady, believing that by removing…

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Delicious Dogs

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Tue, July 16th, 2002 00:00 by capnasty

"The purpose of this page is to put all controversy aside and just provide information to help you get the most enjoyment out of your…

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elgooG

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Mon, July 15th, 2002 16:46 by capnasty

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What the Hell is This?

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Sun, July 14th, 2002 00:00 by capnasty

Okay, I can read clearly that it is a "Party Costume", but seriously, I've seen more fabric on a Barbie doll than this.And doesn't the…

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I Love Mullets

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Sat, July 13th, 2002 02:52 by capnasty

Maybe you love mullets.And maybe you don't.

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Venerial Disease Puppet Next

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Fri, July 12th, 2002 16:55 by capnasty

Takalani Sesame, the African version of Sesame Street, will introduce the first HIV-positive muppet.The muppet, which has no name or colour yet, is aimed to…

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