News Index

Attack of the Naked Norwegian

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Wed, April 10th, 2002 03:51 by capnasty

Eva Grading, a newscarrier in Moss, was attacked last week by a naked Norwegian, wearing only one rollerskate. He covered her mouth and hit her…

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You?re the Man Now, Dog!

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Tue, April 9th, 2002 22:27 by capnasty

Grab whoever loves Sean Connery to the point of fanatical obsession, tie them down A Clockwork Orange style and sit them in front of this...

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Tales from the l33t

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Sat, April 6th, 2002 15:53 by capnasty

Today's youth, immersed in their raves, instant messaging and special lingo, are missing out a slice of their culture. To compensate for this gap, a…

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Bored Out of Your Mind?

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Fri, April 5th, 2002 19:27 by capnasty

Lesson one: Making Lethal Ninja Weapons with Common Househould Items.

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Rednecks Not (Always) Retarded

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Thu, April 4th, 2002 23:39 by capnasty

According to a study released yesterday, the myth of close cousins having children with birth defects are actually quite small.In the Journal of Genetic Counselling,…

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Suing his Holiness

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Wed, April 3rd, 2002 23:15 by capnasty

Men, who had originally been molested by priests during their youth, have named the Vatican as a defendant in sexual abuse lawsuits filed in Florida…

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Euthanize this Terrestrial?

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Tue, April 2nd, 2002 13:43 by capnasty

Twenty-five year old Sian Thurkette from England claims to have watched E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial some 773 times since the movie's debut in theatres in 1982.…

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A distro loaded with daemons -- er -- angels

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Mon, April 1st, 2002 00:16 by capnasty

Jesux (pronounced Hay-sooks), is a new Linux distribution (that will not lead you into temptation) meant for Christian hackers, schools, families, and churches.A core distribution…

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Anyone for trying the Urine flavoured ones?

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Sun, March 31st, 2002 23:28 by capnasty

According to Fox News, CAP Candy, the company that released the Harry Potter line of jelly bean flavours, hired `experts' to certify wheter its ear…

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"Cat people"

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Sun, March 31st, 2002 03:12 by capnasty

"Her notebook has a picture of a cat on it. You walk into her room for the first time, and you notice that her shelves…

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96.9 KEY GEE HEY WHY

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Sat, March 30th, 2002 03:00 by capnasty

"The station that plays the most limp-wristed, hopelessly gay music brings you... The Top Ten Gayest Songs Ever!"

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Flow Control

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Thu, March 28th, 2002 01:19 by capnasty

What to do when your furry, four legged companion insists on bringing home semi-dead buggers off the street, plays around them for a bit, before…

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Who Would Jesus Stalk?

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Tue, March 26th, 2002 20:47 by capnasty

I don't know about you, but I have problems going through these images of Jesus and keeping a serious face.Is he mocking the priest here?…

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How to be a Jedi

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Sun, March 24th, 2002 18:52 by capnasty

Unleash your very own lightsabre and make her feel the force!

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Fatherly Discipline

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Sun, March 24th, 2002 02:02 by capnasty

The defiant struggle of good versus evil, complete with special effects, light sabre fight and pieces of Lego getting cut in half.

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bodyperks

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Sun, March 24th, 2002 00:34 by capnasty

It's rude to look, I'm told. But now you can even buy them: fake nipples enhancers. Lightweight, natural coloured, silicone nipples that you insert into…

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SpamRadio

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Fri, March 22nd, 2002 00:49 by capnasty

Using a combination of pipes, funnels and strange ambience music, SpamRadio takes your average junk mail and turns it into a streaming audio broadcast experience…

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The Mp3 Tax

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Wed, March 20th, 2002 02:11 by capnasty

The Government of Canada, with their new proposed royalty charges, will make listening to your Mp3s very expensive.The new tax would add an extra $400…

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Sex, Work and an Income...

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Tue, March 19th, 2002 03:34 by capnasty

Prostitutes, of the posh Berlin brothel "Cafe Pssst!," were offered contracts, written up by the owner, Felicitas Weigmann. This includes a 40-hour working week and…

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Save Our Pickups!

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Mon, March 18th, 2002 03:16 by capnasty

During a debate, enviromentalists, favouring higher fuel economy standards as a way to reduce air pollution and combat global warming, got their plans shot down…

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