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Online Petitions

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Thu, July 18th, 2002 21:59 by capnasty

An online petition to stop PetitionsOnline.com from making online petitions. Not sure which of all of these is more useless.

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Granma, the Vampire

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Tue, July 16th, 2002 23:53 by capnasty

A teenager in London (which happens to be in England, had you not known) is accused of killing an old lady, believing that by removing…

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Delicious Dogs

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Tue, July 16th, 2002 00:00 by capnasty

"The purpose of this page is to put all controversy aside and just provide information to help you get the most enjoyment out of your…

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elgooG

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Mon, July 15th, 2002 16:46 by capnasty

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What the Hell is This?

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Sun, July 14th, 2002 00:00 by capnasty

Okay, I can read clearly that it is a "Party Costume", but seriously, I've seen more fabric on a Barbie doll than this.And doesn't the…

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I Love Mullets

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Sat, July 13th, 2002 02:52 by capnasty

Maybe you love mullets.And maybe you don't.

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Venerial Disease Puppet Next

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Fri, July 12th, 2002 16:55 by capnasty

Takalani Sesame, the African version of Sesame Street, will introduce the first HIV-positive muppet.The muppet, which has no name or colour yet, is aimed to…

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Human Killing Virus Fun!

#Health
Thu, July 11th, 2002 17:25 by capnasty

Scientists, according to this BBC article, have constructed the very first synthetic virus. The response, of course, has been that constructing such a thing could…

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The Naked Magician

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Mon, July 8th, 2002 21:41 by capnasty

"Did you know that there's a small tube that runs from the uppermost point of the inside of the foreskin, through the body cavity, and…

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For All Your Evil Needs

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Thu, July 4th, 2002 16:03 by capnasty

Your field is dead? Can't decide what new career to pursue? School too expensive? Then become an evil villain!Thanks to the happy folks at Villain…

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Does Your Flag Suck?

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Wed, July 3rd, 2002 21:31 by capnasty

Josh Parson took it to himself to finally go through the long and tedious task to examine all the flags in the world and give…

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Indigen

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Tue, July 2nd, 2002 17:57 by capnasty

A meerkat, a small African boy, scattered weapons and random acts of gratuitous violence.

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Please Don’t Be So Stupid

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Mon, July 1st, 2002 17:19 by capnasty

Four Portuguese women between the ages of 19 and 45, have complained to police due to an unusual mammogram scam. A woman that claimed to…

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The Sims

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Sun, June 30th, 2002 01:40 by capnasty

Tired of watching your little Sims going to the shower with the little blurry pixels all over? Wondering what your Sims look like naked?Well, no…

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All Ascii. All the Time.

#Internet
Sun, June 23rd, 2002 21:01 by capnasty

Longing for the good ole days of reading zines on BBS? Miss the days when `surfing the net' meant using Gopher? Yearning for all-text covers?Then…

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Sexual Kung-Fu

#WTF
Thu, June 20th, 2002 00:29 by capnasty

Or, how to write "Thank you" in Japanese, using a brush, some ink and your vagina.

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Math Made Interesting

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Tue, June 18th, 2002 13:01 by capnasty

Beats my math teacher. The guy seemed to understand that deep down, he was destined to be boring, so he just gave in to his…

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Toronto the Good, but perhaps not for felines

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Fri, June 14th, 2002 04:15 by capnasty

While Toronto's Roncesvalles neighbourhood may claim credit as the origin of the cat breed known as Sphynx, a few of Toronto's citizens cannot claim to…

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Spare Nuts

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Fri, June 14th, 2002 01:49 by capnasty

There are those who like leather.Then there are those that like feces, or putting sharp objects in their body.And then there are those that like…

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Star Wars Asciimation

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Thu, June 13th, 2002 00:09 by capnasty

What to do when you have plenty of time you don't know what to do with and a fetish for Star Wars?Star Wars Episode IV…

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