News Index

J5 Are Happening...

Thu, November 7th, 2002 00:05 by capnasty

And you can happen with them!


Sing for Your Nation

Wed, November 6th, 2002 21:26 by capnasty

John Ashcroft (known already for having a Justice Department statue coyly draped in clothing after his objection to the statue's naked breast) is asking his…


Say It With Flowers

Tue, November 5th, 2002 01:05 by capnasty

Flowers are for any occasion.Though the particular message you may be sending your loved one with this bouquet may be "feck off and die!"


Men in Black

Mon, November 4th, 2002 17:43 by capnasty

"Men in Black has set box office records. Literally millions of people saw it in its first weekend of release. What is the attraction? The…


Portable Destruction

Sun, November 3rd, 2002 00:13 by capnasty

Invade Poland rapidly and easily with radio controlled Tiger tanks!


Fire Bible

Sat, November 2nd, 2002 00:17 by capnasty

"When was the last time your class saw how `HOT' God's Word is?"Open up the realistic looking Bible and flames will shoot out of it.…



Fri, November 1st, 2002 01:29 by capnasty

When Rock Stars make movies...The Good, The Bad and the just Plain Unwatchable


The Conference Bike

Thu, October 31st, 2002 22:44 by capnasty

Just when you thought it was difficult enough to pass cyclists riding side by side...


Living Dead Dolls

Sun, October 27th, 2002 22:41 by capnasty

How to make sure your kids will never get a good night sleep.


Here and There

Sat, October 26th, 2002 18:53 by capnasty

The cultural differences between North America and those folks accross the pond.


Are You Pregnant?

Fri, October 25th, 2002 00:00 by capnasty

"Why mess around with trying to fill some silly cup or aim for some tiny slip of paper, waiting for something to change colors. What…


Black People Love Us!

Thu, October 24th, 2002 00:00 by capnasty

"We are well-liked by Black people so we're psyched (since lots of Black people don't like lots of White people)!! We thought it'd be cool…



Wed, October 23rd, 2002 22:20 by capnasty

Pick two keywords and... LET THEM FIGHT!


Let Your Panties Do The Talking

Tue, October 22nd, 2002 18:59 by capnasty

"Put prayer back in school with our prayer panties. No judge in the land is going to strip you of your right to wear these…


The Serial Caller

Mon, October 21st, 2002 00:10 by capnasty

The British Telephone Terrorist and his obsession with Harry Potter.


"You´ll Be Blown Away"

Sun, October 20th, 2002 22:00 by capnasty

"The following front page from the Sydney Morning Herald on October 15th looks on its face like a fitting tribute to the victims of the…


Vegan Erotica

Sat, October 19th, 2002 01:41 by capnasty

" manufactures hand-crafted vegan bondage gear, whips, belts, harnesses, and other vegan leather (a.k.a. "pleather") items."They also sell vegan condoms and other sex products."None of…


Delicious Programming

Fri, October 18th, 2002 00:09 by capnasty

"All recipes have ingredients! The ingredients hold individual data values. All ingredients are numerical, though they can be interpreted as Unicode for I/O purposes. Liquid…



Wed, October 16th, 2002 23:16 by capnasty

"CrashBonsai is the creation of John Rooney, an artist who is torn between the desire to create and destroy. Recently, he has been making bonsai…


When Street Fighter meets Striptease...

Tue, October 15th, 2002 18:53 by capnasty

"At 60 frames per second, Bikini Karate Babes features the most advanced interactive video experience ever! The full range of motion is captured for every…