News Index

Online Petitions

Thu, July 18th, 2002 21:59 by capnasty

An online petition to stop from making online petitions. Not sure which of all of these is more useless.


Granma, the Vampire

Tue, July 16th, 2002 23:53 by capnasty

A teenager in London (which happens to be in England, had you not known) is accused of killing an old lady, believing that by removing…


Delicious Dogs

Tue, July 16th, 2002 00:00 by capnasty

"The purpose of this page is to put all controversy aside and just provide information to help you get the most enjoyment out of your…



Mon, July 15th, 2002 16:46 by capnasty

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What the Hell is This?

Sun, July 14th, 2002 00:00 by capnasty

Okay, I can read clearly that it is a "Party Costume", but seriously, I've seen more fabric on a Barbie doll than this.And doesn't the…


I Love Mullets

Sat, July 13th, 2002 02:52 by capnasty

Maybe you love mullets.And maybe you don't.


Venerial Disease Puppet Next

Fri, July 12th, 2002 16:55 by capnasty

Takalani Sesame, the African version of Sesame Street, will introduce the first HIV-positive muppet.The muppet, which has no name or colour yet, is aimed to…


Human Killing Virus Fun!

Thu, July 11th, 2002 17:25 by capnasty

Scientists, according to this BBC article, have constructed the very first synthetic virus. The response, of course, has been that constructing such a thing could…


The Naked Magician

Mon, July 8th, 2002 21:41 by capnasty

"Did you know that there's a small tube that runs from the uppermost point of the inside of the foreskin, through the body cavity, and…


For All Your Evil Needs

Thu, July 4th, 2002 16:03 by capnasty

Your field is dead? Can't decide what new career to pursue? School too expensive? Then become an evil villain!Thanks to the happy folks at Villain…


Does Your Flag Suck?

Wed, July 3rd, 2002 21:31 by capnasty

Josh Parson took it to himself to finally go through the long and tedious task to examine all the flags in the world and give…



Tue, July 2nd, 2002 17:57 by capnasty

A meerkat, a small African boy, scattered weapons and random acts of gratuitous violence.


Please Don’t Be So Stupid

Mon, July 1st, 2002 17:19 by capnasty

Four Portuguese women between the ages of 19 and 45, have complained to police due to an unusual mammogram scam. A woman that claimed to…


The Sims

Sun, June 30th, 2002 01:40 by capnasty

Tired of watching your little Sims going to the shower with the little blurry pixels all over? Wondering what your Sims look like naked?Well, no…


All Ascii. All the Time.

Sun, June 23rd, 2002 21:01 by capnasty

Longing for the good ole days of reading zines on BBS? Miss the days when `surfing the net' meant using Gopher? Yearning for all-text covers?Then…


Sexual Kung-Fu

Thu, June 20th, 2002 00:29 by capnasty

Or, how to write "Thank you" in Japanese, using a brush, some ink and your vagina.


Math Made Interesting

Tue, June 18th, 2002 13:01 by capnasty

Beats my math teacher. The guy seemed to understand that deep down, he was destined to be boring, so he just gave in to his…


Toronto the Good, but perhaps not for felines

Fri, June 14th, 2002 04:15 by capnasty

While Toronto's Roncesvalles neighbourhood may claim credit as the origin of the cat breed known as Sphynx, a few of Toronto's citizens cannot claim to…


Spare Nuts

Fri, June 14th, 2002 01:49 by capnasty

There are those who like leather.Then there are those that like feces, or putting sharp objects in their body.And then there are those that like…


Star Wars Asciimation

Thu, June 13th, 2002 00:09 by capnasty

What to do when you have plenty of time you don't know what to do with and a fetish for Star Wars?Star Wars Episode IV…