News Index

DNA-o-Gram Generator

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Fri, December 20th, 2002 06:09 by capnasty

When saying it with flowers just won't do, nothing says "I love you" (or otherwise) than saying it with DNA.

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Don’t take his last beer

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Thu, December 19th, 2002 06:12 by capnasty

Steven Brasher, 42, from Bandera, Texas, was handed life in prison for shooting his long time friend Willie Lawson, 39, on November 5th last year."There…

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I shagged sheep for him
(pa-rum pum pum pum)

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Wed, December 18th, 2002 01:36 by capnasty

Ananova reports that a man in West Virginia allegedly broke into a shed housing some animals for a live nativity scene and had sex with…

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Dah Goo Doh Lee Oh

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Tue, December 17th, 2002 00:00 by capnasty

Tummy kangaroo, touch a rudder moustach.O-kee ho, can you have a hi day.Cheese, I, Oh, knee, hippy, heater.Two Goaty organita Toby dash in.Sheep bowl, fruity…

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The Case of the 500-mile E-mail

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Mon, December 16th, 2002 00:02 by capnasty

"She's produced a map showing the radius within which we can send email to be slightly more than 500 miles. There are a number of…

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The Koran and the Kafir

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Sun, December 15th, 2002 18:09 by capnasty

All that an infidel needs to know about the Koran but is embarassed to ask.

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Taxis Infringe on Copyright Music

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Sun, December 15th, 2002 00:02 by capnasty

Why reading spam at work is a bad idea.

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French Language Internet Police

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Sat, December 14th, 2002 02:29 by capnasty

The "at" symbol in French now has an official new name. According to the special commission designed to defend the French language against the spread…

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Happy Politically Correct Winter Solstice Holidays

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Fri, December 13th, 2002 06:04 by capnasty

The large decorated and lit evergreen tree sitting in front of Toronto's city hall is not a Christmas tree, but rather a "Holiday tree." This…

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The Man With the Smallest Penis In Existence

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Thu, December 12th, 2002 06:17 by capnasty

And the Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him

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Prend garde a tes fesses chasseur!

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Wed, December 11th, 2002 00:16 by capnasty

Press space to fire, use the arrow keys to control your direction, the CTRL key to reload and "watch your ass"...

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Died Online

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Tue, December 10th, 2002 16:03 by capnasty

"Ever wonder how your online buddies would know if your dead or not? That is the question I was pondering late one night. How would…

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How to Cook Your Testicles

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Fri, December 6th, 2002 06:10 by capnasty

"It doesn't matter what you call them, cooked right, testicles are a treat! If you have any family jewel recipes I've missed, send me a…

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Worse Than Microsoft

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Thu, December 5th, 2002 17:19 by capnasty

All the software that you'd never want to run.

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A Guide to Sex with Dolphins

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Wed, December 4th, 2002 17:41 by capnasty

"People are often wondering just what the hell zoophilia is. Zoophilia is best described as a love of animals so intimate that the person (and…

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We Made Out in a Tree and This Old Guy Sat and Watched Us

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Tue, December 3rd, 2002 08:10 by capnasty

"But I can't be! I haven't slept with anyone for weeks, and then it was only Simon!"And other strange stuff.

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The Prime Number Shitting Bear

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Mon, December 2nd, 2002 21:19 by capnasty

A bear that shits prime numbers, with stats for count and density.I don't quite understand this.

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Have Rubber Bands, Will Travel

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Mon, December 2nd, 2002 05:52 by capnasty

Or how to go postal in your workplace and not go to jail afterwards.From the RubberBandGuns website's description:We proudly offer the world's finest lines and…

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Golden Shower, The Game

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Sun, December 1st, 2002 00:19 by capnasty

Your bladder is full and you desperately need to empty it. Reach the highest score as possible, but don't waste any urine!

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Sheep?s Beautiful Buttocks

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Sun, December 1st, 2002 00:08 by capnasty

"Scientists have identified a mutation that gives some sheep huge, hard bottoms. Understanding how the mutation works could give rise to leaner, meatier sheep and…

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