News Index

Annoying Cell-phone Rings are Next

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Wed, August 21st, 2002 19:06 by capnasty

New York City Councilman Philip Reed has recently proposed a legislation, the first in any U.S. city, to ban the use of mobile phones in…

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The Menstrual Avenger

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Tue, August 20th, 2002 16:45 by capnasty

Fighting for Justice Every 28 Days...

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Random Bits of Insanity

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Mon, August 19th, 2002 14:33 by capnasty

Road rage, cell-phone rage, now we have television rage. Did he actually get to watch anything while he beat her for two hours?In Zaire, a…

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The Penis Calculator

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Sat, August 17th, 2002 00:13 by capnasty

With just three simple questions, see if he's a factor or a dividend.Okay, I'm sorry. I sat here for a while trying to think of…

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The Lonely Austronaut

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Fri, August 16th, 2002 00:48 by capnasty

"My typical day on the moon? Oh, it's pretty laid back up here. I usually play a few rounds of golf with the nine iron,…

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Interplanetary Jack Chick

#Religion
Thu, August 15th, 2002 02:13 by capnasty

"We had just returned from the first moonwalk when I noticed something taped to the back of the Descent Engine Command Override checklist. At first…

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IRC In a Nutshell

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Wed, August 14th, 2002 03:46 by capnasty

Almost sounds like an O'Reilly book.

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The Opposite of Sex

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Tue, August 13th, 2002 04:26 by capnasty

Bob the Builder: A Crash Course in Sexual Innuendo

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Beware of Smartey Linux Man

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Sun, August 11th, 2002 16:36 by capnasty

"This is a short guide to help you spot and stamp out these evil bastards. They are everywhere these days. They could be in your…

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When Domain-Names Die

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Sat, August 10th, 2002 01:54 by capnasty

"I come to bury IAmCarbonatedMilk.com, not to praise it. From BuyClamsOnline.com to billromanowskisucks.com, a stroll through the graveyard of defunct domain names offers a melancholy…

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Attack of the G.I.Joe Dolls

The War on Stupidity is Losing

#Stupidity
Fri, August 9th, 2002 00:00 by capnasty

Los Angeles airport security are under the order to confiscate anything that looks like a gun, including replicas. They have been taking their orders very,…

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Anorexic, Unite!

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Thu, August 8th, 2002 12:09 by capnasty

tiny dancer had a doughnout. "What was i thinking?? was i too late? did my body already absorb the calories?" she asks her fellow anorexic…

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I Suppose She's Gone to Practice Grenade Throwing Again.

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Wed, August 7th, 2002 03:30 by capnasty

"Selected words from a Chinese-English dictionary published in The People's Republic of China and the sentences used to illustrate their meanings."

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WHAM!

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Wed, August 7th, 2002 03:29 by capnasty

Fear the revolution.Fear the red stapler.

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Man Hood

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Tue, August 6th, 2002 01:36 by capnasty

Randy Tymkin, president of the Man Hood Company, unveils his special product, designed to protect your circumcised penis from losing its sensitivity.And he's not just…

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Cool Candy

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Mon, August 5th, 2002 07:17 by capnasty

The journey of a girl and her need to cure her sweet-tooth habit. Or a hands down tutorial on how to practice oral sex.

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Buy Me a Hooker Dot Com

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Sun, August 4th, 2002 12:58 by capnasty

Brian, a 29 year-old virgin who lives with his sister, plays online adventure games and has never kissed a girl, wants your donation.I think we…

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Are You a Gullible Fool?

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Fri, August 2nd, 2002 12:17 by capnasty

What do you do when your credit card totals well over twenty-thousand dollars?Why, you ask people on the Internet to pay it off for you.

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Holy Shit

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Thu, August 1st, 2002 02:07 by capnasty

When it came time to empty the 7,000 portable toilets used by the 800,000 pilgrims who came to Toronto to see the Pope, something went…

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Advertise on my Noggin!

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Wed, July 31st, 2002 07:28 by capnasty

I guess the kids that shave the Nike logo on their heads should've thought about this.(Watch out for the ALL-CAPS SYNDROME!)

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