News Index

Fred, the Sweet Loving Feline

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Wed, May 1st, 2002 00:39 by capnasty

With a handy guide on how to give your cat an enema.

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Rice Burner Hall of Shame

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Mon, April 29th, 2002 01:28 by capnasty

The stereotype of the Rice-Boy is that he can easily be identified by his vehicle. He's the one that takes his car, (usually a stock…

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Oh. Yeah.

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Sun, April 28th, 2002 22:59 by capnasty

ooh aah ooh aah aha ooh aah ooh aah ooh aah ooh aah ooh aah ooh aah ooh aah ooh aah ooh aah ooh aah…

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Loop

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Sun, April 28th, 2002 15:09 by capnasty

My eyes! Argghhh!! MY EYES!!!

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The Real Thing (Didn't Bark Before)

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Sun, April 28th, 2002 02:18 by capnasty

Soccer fans attending the World Cup at South Korea's Sangam Stadium will have a chance to try free samples of local culinary delicacies."We plan to…

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Guide to Sex for Large Couples

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Sat, April 27th, 2002 13:42 by capnasty

"Some men swear that the sensation of having the penis fondled by a woman's cleavage is the closest thing to heaven on earth," says Dr.…

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Your Daily Misfortune

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Fri, April 26th, 2002 01:43 by capnasty

If your day is too bright? Have a little misfortune mailed to you on a daily basis. It's all downhill from there.

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Mission Statement Generator

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Thu, April 25th, 2002 01:43 by capnasty

If your mission statements need high energy payoffs, with synergetic wording that will let it come out of the box, so that you may continue…

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Apple promotes Godless Darwinism and Communism

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Mon, April 22nd, 2002 14:25 by capnasty

Dr. Richard Paley, a teacher of Divinity and Theobiology at Fellowship University, has discovered that Macs are truly the work of Satan. "The real operating…

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"mmmm... jizznuts... jiiiiizzznuuuutsss"

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Sun, April 21st, 2002 19:08 by capnasty

Working at a coffee shop filled with nasty customers? Then what better way to get back at them by ejaculating in the donuts' batter several…

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How to Suck Less

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Sat, April 20th, 2002 14:28 by capnasty

"Over the course of the past several months, it has come to my attention that the vast majority of you people suck," says Defect on…

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All About My Vagina

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Sat, April 20th, 2002 01:48 by capnasty

In case you had one and didn't know what to do with it.

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Powertools

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Sat, April 20th, 2002 01:47 by capnasty

Not just for men anymore.

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The Morally Insensitive Shirts

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Fri, April 19th, 2002 07:03 by capnasty

From the School Shooting Tour, down to your love for New York City, the perfect apparel for the horribily insensitive friend.

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How to Cast out Demons in the Name of Jesus

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Fri, April 19th, 2002 01:14 by capnasty

Stuck with a friend who is possessed by Satan and you don't know what to do? Fear not. Thanks to the power of the Internet,…

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Political Compass

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Fri, April 19th, 2002 00:08 by capnasty

Ever wondered what your real political tendencies are? With the Political Compass test you can determine if you're the next Gandhi, Hitler or Margaret Thatcher.

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LOL - Loser OnLine!

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Thu, April 18th, 2002 17:31 by capnasty

If you end every sentence you write with LOL, be sure to buy one of these t-shirts.Not only will you stand out from the average…

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The Most Innovative Patent Yet!

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Wed, April 17th, 2002 15:09 by capnasty

There are some odd things in the U.S. Patent Office, which while they could definitely make you raise a questioning eyebrow, you could almost understand.…

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Satan People All Worship!

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Wed, April 17th, 2002 13:17 by capnasty

Ever wondered what some songs are really telling you? With the amazing use of backtracking, now you can find out as well what Michael Jackson…

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The Idiot's Guide to Nuclear Weapons

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Tue, April 16th, 2002 21:04 by capnasty

United Kingdom's Ministry of Defence (MoD) is checking whether the allegations that a detailed guide on how to build a nuclear weapon, has been available…

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