News Index

Space Shuttle Columbia

Mon, February 3rd, 2003 06:30 by capnasty

What really happened.


The 2003 State of the Union Address: Complete Transcript

Sun, February 2nd, 2003 00:07 by capnasty

"THE PRESIDENT: Mr. Speaker, Vice President Cheney, Righteous GOP Congressmen, Supreme Court Accomplices, politically convenient guests, cavity-searched citizens:Every year, by law and by custom, we…


Help Aaron Buy A Mail Order Bride

Sat, February 1st, 2003 02:55 by capnasty

"I'm an everyday average guy that really wants a family. I've got a lot of potential, I'm just young and haven't reached that potential. I…


Engrish The Two Towers Captions

Fri, January 31st, 2003 06:13 by capnasty

"This webpage celebrates the wonderful engrish subtitles featured in an asian bootleg DVD of Lord of The Rings - The Two Towers. What you see…


Civilization 2.5: Iraq

Tue, January 28th, 2003 17:28 by capnasty

"This is a projection of the most likely outcome of a new war in the Gulf. I used sophisticated temporal algorithms and historical semiotic analysis…


The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins

Mon, January 27th, 2003 00:35 by capnasty

Dance, Leonard, dance!


Meet the Hitlers

Sun, January 26th, 2003 19:37 by capnasty

"For more than five decades, scores of historians and academics had been searching in vain for any clues that would solve one of the untold…


If life were like IRC

Sat, January 25th, 2003 14:12 by capnasty

Oh, the senseless use and abuse of trouts.


Mr. Wiggles

Fri, January 24th, 2003 17:00 by capnasty

I hate you, Mr. Wiggles.


The Tard Blog

Thu, January 23rd, 2003 06:40 by capnasty

"Riti, if you like your job so much, why do you make fun of your retarded students?"



Wed, January 22nd, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

Tyler: "Why would anyone want this shit job?!"Jack: "Because it affords him other interesting opportunities."Tyler: "Like splicing single frames of pornography into family films!"Jack: "So…



Tue, January 21st, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

Japander:n.,& v.t. 1. a western star who uses his or her fame to make large sums of money in a short time by advertising products…


The typewriter-keyboard conversion

Mon, January 20th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

How to convert an old Smith-Corona typewriter into a computer compatible keyboard.


Playing Around in the Bush

Sun, January 19th, 2003 01:56 by capnasty

Entertain your kids while you keep them patriotic with the Bush action figure complete with arch-nemesis Bin Laden (evil Bert not included) or the Laden…


Move to Iceland.

Sat, January 18th, 2003 07:56 by capnasty

Love your Mac.Or gorgeous fembots with a penchant for evil.


Icon's Story

Fri, January 17th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

See icon FIGHT!!


"One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne."

Thu, January 16th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

Frodo has failed.


Serves the other cock right

Wed, January 15th, 2003 01:53 by capnasty

This Associated Press story in the Las Vegas Sun details how an angry rooster killed its owner before a cockfight in the Philipines.With "razor-sharp steel…


Wearing a Japanese shirt doesn't make you Japanese

Wed, January 15th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

"I went to see a movie the other day called 'Spirited Away.' It's a Japanese cartoon (known as anime to the elite) that Disney had…


Get to work in style while avoiding traffic

Tue, January 14th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

SoloTrek XFV is a VTOL (vertical takeoff and landing) aircraft that a person steps on, straps on, and flies in an upright position. The POC…