News Index

U.S. Border Patrol Arrest Santa Claus

Thu, December 26th, 2002 11:00 by capnasty

Ontario businessman John Fulton, aka "Surfing Santa," had just completed his 18th annual crossing of the Niagara River between Fort Erie, Canada, and Buffalo, New…


Sober Santa

Wed, December 25th, 2002 09:06 by capnasty

"Sho I shaid to him, 'Hey! Who do I hash to shleep with around here to get another drink?'"


Cheap Toy Roundup

Tue, December 24th, 2002 06:05 by capnasty

"[...] one ad has Dad telling his teenage daughter, 'We got you a new CD player,' before revealing that the CD player is but one…



Mon, December 23rd, 2002 00:00 by capnasty

The Dynamic Film Generator.


Farm Sluts

Sun, December 22nd, 2002 02:37 by capnasty

Why reading spam at work is a bad idea.


Lord of the Borings

Sat, December 21st, 2002 12:26 by capnasty

"My [50 Reasons why Lord of the Rings Sucks] article, meant to be a private opinion expressed between the few friends and family who read…


DNA-o-Gram Generator

Fri, December 20th, 2002 06:09 by capnasty

When saying it with flowers just won't do, nothing says "I love you" (or otherwise) than saying it with DNA.


Don’t take his last beer

Thu, December 19th, 2002 06:12 by capnasty

Steven Brasher, 42, from Bandera, Texas, was handed life in prison for shooting his long time friend Willie Lawson, 39, on November 5th last year."There…


I shagged sheep for him
(pa-rum pum pum pum)

Wed, December 18th, 2002 01:36 by capnasty

Ananova reports that a man in West Virginia allegedly broke into a shed housing some animals for a live nativity scene and had sex with…


Dah Goo Doh Lee Oh

Tue, December 17th, 2002 00:00 by capnasty

Tummy kangaroo, touch a rudder moustach.O-kee ho, can you have a hi day.Cheese, I, Oh, knee, hippy, heater.Two Goaty organita Toby dash in.Sheep bowl, fruity…


The Case of the 500-mile E-mail

Mon, December 16th, 2002 00:02 by capnasty

"She's produced a map showing the radius within which we can send email to be slightly more than 500 miles. There are a number of…


The Koran and the Kafir

Sun, December 15th, 2002 18:09 by capnasty

All that an infidel needs to know about the Koran but is embarassed to ask.


Taxis Infringe on Copyright Music

Sun, December 15th, 2002 00:02 by capnasty

Why reading spam at work is a bad idea.


French Language Internet Police

Sat, December 14th, 2002 02:29 by capnasty

The "at" symbol in French now has an official new name. According to the special commission designed to defend the French language against the spread…


Happy Politically Correct Winter Solstice Holidays

Fri, December 13th, 2002 06:04 by capnasty

The large decorated and lit evergreen tree sitting in front of Toronto's city hall is not a Christmas tree, but rather a "Holiday tree." This…


The Man With the Smallest Penis In Existence

Thu, December 12th, 2002 06:17 by capnasty

And the Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him


Prend garde a tes fesses chasseur!

Wed, December 11th, 2002 00:16 by capnasty

Press space to fire, use the arrow keys to control your direction, the CTRL key to reload and "watch your ass"...


Died Online

Tue, December 10th, 2002 16:03 by capnasty

"Ever wonder how your online buddies would know if your dead or not? That is the question I was pondering late one night. How would…


How to Cook Your Testicles

Fri, December 6th, 2002 06:10 by capnasty

"It doesn't matter what you call them, cooked right, testicles are a treat! If you have any family jewel recipes I've missed, send me a…


Worse Than Microsoft

Thu, December 5th, 2002 17:19 by capnasty

All the software that you'd never want to run.