News Index

Behind Enemy Lines

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Tue, March 5th, 2002 22:15 by capnasty

"In april and may of 2000, a spammer known in online anti-spam mailing lists as the "mail-dot" spammer forged a return address for the /wrong/…

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The Teddy Borg

#Robots
Mon, March 4th, 2002 15:11 by capnasty

What happens when you take a bored MIT student, a hub and a teddy bear?A network switch integrated into a Teddy Bear, compliments of the…

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Please, Think of the Kittens

#Sex
Mon, March 4th, 2002 02:48 by capnasty

Everytime you masturbate..."Every time you masturbate? God kills a kitten" is the caption of an image created by a member of the website Fark.com in…

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Domesday Book Doomed

#Technology
Sun, March 3rd, 2002 21:46 by capnasty

Well, so much for that..."It was meant to be a showcase for Britain's electronic prowess - a computer-based, multimedia version of the Domesday Book. But…

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Yoko Who?

#Music
Sat, March 2nd, 2002 23:57 by capnasty

You would think that, someone involved with music, would have a modicum of knowledge about who these people were."You could guess that [Britney Spears] without…

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How to Make the Telly More Boring

#Religion
Fri, March 1st, 2002 00:05 by capnasty

What happens when you mix Reality TV with God? You get TruthQuest, a Christian reality programme from California.The show will feature twelve teenagers. They'll drive…

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The Demented Cartoon Movie

#WTF
Wed, February 27th, 2002 04:39 by capnasty

The question is, how long can you sit there and watch this?(I nearly wept when the sound cut-off and I had to start all-over.)(Update: I've…

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WAHT IS TEH INTARNET???

#Internet
Wed, February 27th, 2002 03:37 by capnasty

Behold, it's JEFF K"S"S GUIDE TO TEH USEING TEH INTARNET!!!"Now soem of yuo kids out there may not know what teh Intarnet si becuase your…

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Attack of the Flesh Eating Sheep

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Sun, February 24th, 2002 00:08 by capnasty

Similarly reported by The Sun, flesh eating sheep have been found living in a remote moor in England."Hmm, hmm good," went a flesh eating sheep…

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Cyber-Lovah!

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Sat, February 23rd, 2002 02:49 by capnasty

"Are you lonely? Frustrated? A 40-year-old virgin living with your mother? Herb Zipper was too, until he became...a Cyber-Lovah. Now he's slept with over 22,000…

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Use The Force, Lay.

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Fri, February 22nd, 2002 15:37 by capnasty

James Lileks from the StarTribune.com tells an amusing story, on how Enron's problems began when execs formed a company called ChewCo."Chewco was named for Chewbacca,…

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Web Rage

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Thu, February 21st, 2002 15:18 by capnasty

"Mice and keyboards seem to bear the brunt of people's frustration, with 7% admitting to hitting them after a frustrating web experience.A small number, 2%,…

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Water Cooled X-Box

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Wed, February 20th, 2002 03:50 by capnasty

For the series "Fun Things To Do When Girls Are Hicky!".

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Axis of Just as Evil

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Tue, February 19th, 2002 00:18 by capnasty

"Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the `Axis of Evil,' Libya, China and Syria today announced they had formed the `Axis of Just as…

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Obscene Interiors

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Mon, February 18th, 2002 15:28 by capnasty

"Amateur porn photography is one of the rare instances where everyday people expose their naked bodies to the public. Seeing your neighbors nude my (sic)…

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Afrotechs Hard-disk Sound System

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Sat, February 16th, 2002 22:00 by capnasty

How to turn dead hard-drives from gathering dust into a conversation piece.

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(Lack of) Personality Tests are Next

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Sat, February 16th, 2002 02:25 by capnasty

"A 35-year-old woman in London got so fed up with Jehovah's Witnesses knocking at her home's door, she stomped into a Jehovah's Witnesses' hall and…

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Gleeful Banking

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Fri, February 15th, 2002 21:37 by capnasty

As reported by Gay.com, Halifax Share Dealing sent out 15,000 letters with the wrong contact number for an account hotline.Customers that called the hotline would…

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Olympics: Still Upset for Quebec

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Thu, February 14th, 2002 02:33 by capnasty

French judge Marie Reine Le Gougne announced that she voted for the Russians in the pairs figure skating final because she had been pressured to…

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Assault with a Libido

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Thu, February 14th, 2002 02:17 by capnasty

According to this article from Canoe, the Supreme Court of Canada has ruled that "a giant bamboo dildo used in the sexual assault of a…

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