News Index

Apple promotes Godless Darwinism and Communism

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Mon, April 22nd, 2002 14:25 by capnasty

Dr. Richard Paley, a teacher of Divinity and Theobiology at Fellowship University, has discovered that Macs are truly the work of Satan. "The real operating…

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"mmmm... jizznuts... jiiiiizzznuuuutsss"

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Sun, April 21st, 2002 19:08 by capnasty

Working at a coffee shop filled with nasty customers? Then what better way to get back at them by ejaculating in the donuts' batter several…

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How to Suck Less

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Sat, April 20th, 2002 14:28 by capnasty

"Over the course of the past several months, it has come to my attention that the vast majority of you people suck," says Defect on…

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All About My Vagina

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Sat, April 20th, 2002 01:48 by capnasty

In case you had one and didn't know what to do with it.

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Powertools

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Sat, April 20th, 2002 01:47 by capnasty

Not just for men anymore.

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The Morally Insensitive Shirts

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Fri, April 19th, 2002 07:03 by capnasty

From the School Shooting Tour, down to your love for New York City, the perfect apparel for the horribily insensitive friend.

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How to Cast out Demons in the Name of Jesus

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Fri, April 19th, 2002 01:14 by capnasty

Stuck with a friend who is possessed by Satan and you don't know what to do? Fear not. Thanks to the power of the Internet,…

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Political Compass

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Fri, April 19th, 2002 00:08 by capnasty

Ever wondered what your real political tendencies are? With the Political Compass test you can determine if you're the next Gandhi, Hitler or Margaret Thatcher.

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LOL - Loser OnLine!

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Thu, April 18th, 2002 17:31 by capnasty

If you end every sentence you write with LOL, be sure to buy one of these t-shirts.Not only will you stand out from the average…

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The Most Innovative Patent Yet!

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Wed, April 17th, 2002 15:09 by capnasty

There are some odd things in the U.S. Patent Office, which while they could definitely make you raise a questioning eyebrow, you could almost understand.…

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Satan People All Worship!

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Wed, April 17th, 2002 13:17 by capnasty

Ever wondered what some songs are really telling you? With the amazing use of backtracking, now you can find out as well what Michael Jackson…

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The Idiot's Guide to Nuclear Weapons

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Tue, April 16th, 2002 21:04 by capnasty

United Kingdom's Ministry of Defence (MoD) is checking whether the allegations that a detailed guide on how to build a nuclear weapon, has been available…

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Female or Shemale?

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Tue, April 16th, 2002 20:57 by capnasty

Out for the night, looking for action? Before you do that, play this game to tune your shemale uncovering sensors. Or the only game you'll…

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The Vegeterian's Dilemma

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Tue, April 16th, 2002 18:16 by capnasty

SHE CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING!

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That's great, but can it tell you where to find your missing sock?

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Mon, April 15th, 2002 00:18 by capnasty

Electrolux, a Swedish appliance maker, has introduced a washing machine that will talk in a "warm female voice" to its users in both English and…

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Christy Canyon in a Can

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Sun, April 14th, 2002 05:30 by capnasty

If you're looking for sex dolls, inform yourself before you shop. Thanks to AdultToysReviews.com, you'll be able to browse for your favourite doll, and see…

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The Post-Terrorism Reactions

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Sat, April 13th, 2002 02:36 by capnasty

"I saw airport security take away a 60-year-old woman's tweezers. Tweezers. I want to tell everyone right now, you don't need to pretend to be…

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God For a Day

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Fri, April 12th, 2002 23:44 by capnasty

If you were God for a day, what would you do?

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Excerpts from The Board of Remembrance

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Fri, April 12th, 2002 15:46 by capnasty

"I have been unable to masturbate for five days," says Mr. Gorman, from Derbyshire, "and will not do so again until her majesty is buried."

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Redneck Neighbour

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Fri, April 12th, 2002 02:15 by capnasty

"In case you're wondering, this Web page is about my next-door neighbors. Since my neighbors have been driving me crazy and no amount of civilized…

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