News Index

Move to Iceland.

Sat, January 18th, 2003 07:56 by capnasty

Love your Mac.Or gorgeous fembots with a penchant for evil.


Icon's Story

Fri, January 17th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

See icon FIGHT!!


"One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne."

Thu, January 16th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

Frodo has failed.


Serves the other cock right

Wed, January 15th, 2003 01:53 by capnasty

This Associated Press story in the Las Vegas Sun details how an angry rooster killed its owner before a cockfight in the Philipines.With "razor-sharp steel…


Wearing a Japanese shirt doesn't make you Japanese

Wed, January 15th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

"I went to see a movie the other day called 'Spirited Away.' It's a Japanese cartoon (known as anime to the elite) that Disney had…


Get to work in style while avoiding traffic

Tue, January 14th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

SoloTrek XFV is a VTOL (vertical takeoff and landing) aircraft that a person steps on, straps on, and flies in an upright position. The POC…


How to Write Like A Wanker

Mon, January 13th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

"No matter what Flash-blinded web monkeys would have us believe, the Internet is a text-based medium: especially its major discussion forums (IRC and Usenet) where…


The Kill Everyone Project

Sun, January 12th, 2003 03:13 by capnasty

"Please help us achieve this noble goal virtually by participating in the Kill Everyone Project. The task is difficult, though. The population of the Earth…


Help Michel's Augumentation

Sat, January 11th, 2003 01:22 by capnasty

"If somebody likes augmented breasts, they will add a tiny amount to my breast fund. If they do not, they will leave and my boob…


Deluxe Condom Teaching Model

Thu, January 9th, 2003 21:56 by capnasty

"Demonstrate the proper use of condoms by using this realistic model. Consists of an erect penis, condoms, syringe and artificial semen to simulate ejaculation. Mounted…


Pets or Food?

Wed, January 8th, 2003 22:18 by capnasty

"Pets or Food? was founded by a member of Mensa, the high IQ society, and we're dedicated to bringing consumers healthy, certified organic animals at…


Scout Walker Kama Sutra

Tue, January 7th, 2003 22:11 by capnasty

The Imperial Scout Walker Kama Sutra guide.


Postal Experiments

Mon, January 6th, 2003 14:35 by capnasty

"A monkey-in-box toy that, upon shaking, shouted, "Let me out of here! Help! Let me out of here!" Addressed in big letters to LITTLE JOHNNIE.…


Bar Signs

Sun, January 5th, 2003 18:04 by capnasty

"When words come out whiskey can't get in. Remove the roadblocks to drinking success with this arsenal of non-verbal communication."


Dial-the-Truth Ministries

Sat, January 4th, 2003 15:04 by capnasty

The Dirty Little Secret about Rock's Teen Idols.Or why thumping the Bible and listening to Britney Spears is eveel.


Random Bits of Insanity

Thu, January 2nd, 2003 22:32 by capnasty

What to do with Lego if you're tired of those Star Wars sets.For those that just can't be bothered to take the ten-thousand-questions purity test,…


Comic book bondage cover of the day!

Wed, January 1st, 2003 23:59 by capnasty

From comics not originally intended that way.


Nazi Pandaganda

Tue, December 31st, 2002 00:28 by capnasty

The Toronto Star reports that some folks across Canada were surprised to find saluting pandas complete with swastikas in their Christmas crackers.The toys were manufactured…



Sun, December 29th, 2002 14:29 by capnasty

Tales of the Cube.


Guns! Guns! Girly Guns!

Sat, December 28th, 2002 13:05 by capnasty

Which one will get you beaten up faster?Going into a competition with guns that look like these or a gun named "Hello Kitty"?