News Index

Beware of the Mad Dane

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Wed, February 26th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

"A Danish pizzeria has banned French and Germans from dining there because of their country's stance on a war with Iraq.[Aage Bjerre] has put two…

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Flex your Pussy

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Tue, February 25th, 2003 11:13 by capnasty

"How many cat lovers and exercise enthusiasts have ever picked up their favorite feline and thought, "Hmm, Fluffy weighs about the same as a ten-pound…

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America's Apostrophe Catastrophe

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Mon, February 24th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

"You see the grammatical gaffes everywhere: on billboards, in movie ads, in grocery stores, on restaurant menus ? even in the hallowed pages of The…

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[email protected]

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Sun, February 23rd, 2003 15:20 by capnasty

Ever wondered where the Freemasons get their stuff?

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Sex Made Simple

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Sat, February 22nd, 2003 02:47 by capnasty

Sex.Sure, you do it all the time. (If you don't, maybe you should think about stepping away from that computer more often.) But how much…

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Despot or Sexpot?

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Thu, February 20th, 2003 18:01 by capnasty

In life, sex and death are two important issues that everyone must face.But can you tell the difference between a selection of murderous, human rights-abusing…

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Monkey Boy!

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Wed, February 19th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

The Make-your-own Bush speech kit.

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Have you ever slept with a guy?

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Tue, February 18th, 2003 05:19 by capnasty

"What? What's wrong?""Oh nothing, it's just that, well, this is kinda weird and, not the subject matter I mean, but there is something about me…

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In case the terrorists attack again...

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Fri, February 14th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

The High Rise Emergency Kit.

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CoN to close this weekend

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Thu, February 13th, 2003 01:03 by capnasty

To protest the impending military action against Iraq, the Capital of Nasty website will be closed for the whole of February fifteenth.

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My Short Life As An Unintentional Spammer

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Thu, February 13th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

"Ever wonder what sorts of emails end up in a spammer's email database? Want to know who actually responds to spam and what they say?…

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Squirrel Hazing

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Wed, February 12th, 2003 06:33 by capnasty

"Two years ago, after yet another near miss with yet another squirrel while riding in a car, it occurred to us that there might be…

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Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity

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Tue, February 11th, 2003 00:35 by capnasty

In words of four letters or less.

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Messiahcam

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Mon, February 10th, 2003 17:36 by capnasty

If you're worried you're going to miss Jesus' triumphal return to Earth, fear not. Even if you're not going to be in Jerusalem, thanks to…

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Weird Shit on eBay

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Sun, February 9th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

Bids start at a humble $200 USD for a wild "1 NIGHT OF MONKEY SEX WITH ME!!!!"And if geeks with a "HELL ITS GOOD SCHLONG"…

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Who Wants to Date a Norwegian?

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Sat, February 8th, 2003 10:23 by capnasty

"By public demand, there is once again an opportunity to date Gard, this time through a game show. With the lack of TV syndication, the…

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What Really Happened

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Fri, February 7th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

And you thought the Enterprise was cool for going at warp speed nine?

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Dear Strong Bad

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Thu, February 6th, 2003 06:36 by capnasty

What would you look like in a Japanese cartoon and what would it be about?

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Rent My Chest

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Thu, February 6th, 2003 03:43 by capnasty

"Imagine what would happen if Giorgio Armani and Bill Gates were stranded on a desert island, and you?ll have a good idea of what the…

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Real Sex

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Wed, February 5th, 2003 00:14 by capnasty

Liberator Shapes Bedroom Adventure Gear.Makes you wonder how we managed all this time without them.

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