News Index

Death Of A Web Team

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Fri, May 30th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

"...or `Fuck The Users.'Now that I have your attention. A small disclaimer.This is a work of fiction based on a few true stories. Nothing ever…

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Robot Rights Protest

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Thu, May 29th, 2003 00:23 by capnasty

"With slogans like 'Save Our Circuits', robot protesters rallied outside of the 26-100 lecture hall while the annual 6.270 Robot Competition raged on inside. Numerous…

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A state-of-the-art service

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Wed, May 28th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

"rent-a-negro is a state-of-the-arts service that allows you the chance to promote your connection with a creative, articulate, friendly, attractive, and pleasing African American person.…

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Someone you don't know

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Tue, May 27th, 2003 17:31 by capnasty

"In my line of business I'm occasionally asked by a weathered customer 'why do I keep getting all this spam?' and I've borrowed a metaphor…

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Another Quarter Million Served

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Mon, May 26th, 2003 03:07 by capnasty

A few days ago (I'm not even entirely sure as to when) we reached half a million page impressions on the new CoN site.It took…

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Beware of the Würstel

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Sun, May 25th, 2003 02:18 by capnasty

"A German flasher exposing himself to a woman in a forest was forced to run for cover when she set her three small pug dogs…

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Next time someone tells you to go hell..

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Sat, May 24th, 2003 19:16 by capnasty

...calculate which level!

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Man or Woman?

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Fri, May 23rd, 2003 02:09 by capnasty

"Guys and girls are different in ways only we realize. In fact, without asking about your clothes, grooming, or chest, our Gender TEst *will* predict,…

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Ah, the things you find on eBay

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Thu, May 22nd, 2003 00:24 by capnasty

What to do with a broken Mac, Lego and way more time than you should be allowed to legally have.

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Oregon says unlawful labelling of an MP3 is "terrorism"

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Wed, May 21st, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

"OREGON'S SENATE Bill 742, section 19, chapter 666 (here) defines the `unlawful labeling of a sound recording` as terrorism and would make it punishable by…

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Sometimes you get the bear...

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Tue, May 20th, 2003 01:27 by capnasty

...and sometimes the bear gets you.

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Rocketmen!

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Mon, May 19th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

Rocketmen versus Robots.

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What if Microsoft made cars?

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Sun, May 18th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

"Thailand's Finance Minister Suchart Jaovisidha had to be rescued today from inside his expensive BMW limousine after the onboard computer crashed, leaving the vehicle immobilized."The…

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BushStatue.Org

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Wed, May 14th, 2003 01:44 by capnasty

"Real Americans love our Commander-In-Chief. Real Iraqis do too...According to Fox News, an Iraqi leader named Mubarak Ali az-Zubaidy 'offered to build a golden statue…

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Iraq-O-Meter

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Tue, May 13th, 2003 21:52 by capnasty

The stats on Iraq in real time!

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The Japanese will surely go for that

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Mon, May 12th, 2003 01:09 by capnasty

"LAXVIKEN, Sweden -- This is hard to bear -- a forestry museum employee in a small Swedish village near the arctic circle is making paper…

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Hanging out Uranus...

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Sun, May 11th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

"PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) - Position Available: Interpreter, must be fluent in Klingon.The language created for the Star Trek TV series and movies is one of…

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I will make Harassing phone call to anyone

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Sat, May 10th, 2003 09:33 by capnasty

"OK, so once I receive your payment, I will call up the victim and make the phone call for one minute as long as it…

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Typing Monkeys Don't Write Shakespeare

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Fri, May 9th, 2003 17:21 by capnasty

Give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, the theory goes, and they will eventually produce the works of Shakespeare.Give six monkeys…

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Bowel. Action. Figures?!

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Thu, May 8th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

oh. my. god.Only in Japan.

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