News Index

Star Wars: The War on Terror

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Tue, May 21st, 2002 15:52 by capnasty

"Presiding over a memorial service commemorating the victims of the attack on the Death Star, the Emperor declared that while recent victories over the Rebel…

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The ACME Heart Maker

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Tue, May 21st, 2002 15:45 by capnasty

Nothing says how much you care other than a custom Acme Heart.

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What Happens When You Play RPGS

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Sun, May 19th, 2002 00:19 by capnasty

Ms. Frost is a major babe. Nobody I know who was a dungeon master looked like that.

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Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About

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Thu, May 16th, 2002 15:02 by capnasty

"Nothing keeps a relationship on its toes so much as lively debate," says R. Millington. "Fortunate, then, that my girlfriend and I agree on absolutely…

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The Brick Testament

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Wed, May 15th, 2002 23:05 by capnasty

In the beginning there was the Lego Porn page (oddly renamed to "BLOCK STRUCTURE porn page". Maybe Lego got upset). Happy Lego people were seen…

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Robber problems?

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Tue, May 14th, 2002 15:20 by capnasty

How to make the police come really, really fast.

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Orgasmic Calculator

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Mon, May 13th, 2002 04:34 by capnasty

I just kept pressing 8 over and over and over again...

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But I really have to go!

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Sun, May 12th, 2002 02:42 by capnasty

How do you say "Where is the latrine?" in Arab?

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It Worked in the Movie...

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Sat, May 11th, 2002 13:45 by capnasty

Remember the burning smiley face on the side of the building in Fight Club?Imagine that except much, much bigger.

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Touch Yourself (For a Good Cause)

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Thu, May 9th, 2002 17:19 by capnasty

Be part of the Fourth Annual Masturbate-A-Thon campagin. Fill up a pledge form and change the world in the comfort of your own home. All…

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The Blowjob Haiku

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Wed, May 8th, 2002 02:29 by capnasty

Put your mouth on it Oh yeah - wait no argh argh wait Jesus Christ your teeth

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Dino-Porn

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Sun, May 5th, 2002 21:27 by capnasty

How to explain this? Guy in a rubber suit looking like a midget Godzilla. Naked women. Lots of "Uh! Oh yeah!"Oh, and sex.The best in…

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Developers + Domokuns = Domopers

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Sat, May 4th, 2002 04:19 by capnasty

This is what happens when you take the original video mix featuring the CEO of Microsoft, Steve Ballmer and you replace him with Domokuns.For once,…

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Sex Kitten

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Sat, May 4th, 2002 04:05 by capnasty

Remember the "Think of the Kittens" image, which was quickly followed up by a "Think of the Domokuns"?Following the ever famous style of Goatse.cx, here…

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Jizzbucket

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Fri, May 3rd, 2002 18:12 by capnasty

A mysterious white barrel, with a black plug and hazardous materials markings on the outside, was discovered Monday night at the Arie Crown Woods near…

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How to Play Cricket

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Fri, May 3rd, 2002 02:25 by capnasty

Cricket is one of those sports that everyone hears about but hardly anyone has had the chance to play or learn.That's no longer the case,…

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Time Travel!

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Fri, May 3rd, 2002 02:16 by capnasty

With the Hyper Dimensional Resonator you can now travel in time. Relive the past or explore the future!Time travel: an offer that never expires!

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The Anthrax Education Centre

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Thu, May 2nd, 2002 04:34 by capnasty

Anthrax can be caught from very ordinary everyday activities, like eating, breathing, getting your mail or most commonly via anal sex.Some of the typical symptoms…

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Fred, the Sweet Loving Feline

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Wed, May 1st, 2002 00:39 by capnasty

With a handy guide on how to give your cat an enema.

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Rice Burner Hall of Shame

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Mon, April 29th, 2002 01:28 by capnasty

The stereotype of the Rice-Boy is that he can easily be identified by his vehicle. He's the one that takes his car, (usually a stock…

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