News Index

Flow Control

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Thu, March 28th, 2002 01:19 by capnasty

What to do when your furry, four legged companion insists on bringing home semi-dead buggers off the street, plays around them for a bit, before…

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Who Would Jesus Stalk?

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Tue, March 26th, 2002 20:47 by capnasty

I don't know about you, but I have problems going through these images of Jesus and keeping a serious face.Is he mocking the priest here?…

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How to be a Jedi

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Sun, March 24th, 2002 18:52 by capnasty

Unleash your very own lightsabre and make her feel the force!

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Fatherly Discipline

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Sun, March 24th, 2002 02:02 by capnasty

The defiant struggle of good versus evil, complete with special effects, light sabre fight and pieces of Lego getting cut in half.

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bodyperks

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Sun, March 24th, 2002 00:34 by capnasty

It's rude to look, I'm told. But now you can even buy them: fake nipples enhancers. Lightweight, natural coloured, silicone nipples that you insert into…

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SpamRadio

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Fri, March 22nd, 2002 00:49 by capnasty

Using a combination of pipes, funnels and strange ambience music, SpamRadio takes your average junk mail and turns it into a streaming audio broadcast experience…

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The Mp3 Tax

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Wed, March 20th, 2002 02:11 by capnasty

The Government of Canada, with their new proposed royalty charges, will make listening to your Mp3s very expensive.The new tax would add an extra $400…

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Sex, Work and an Income...

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Tue, March 19th, 2002 03:34 by capnasty

Prostitutes, of the posh Berlin brothel "Cafe Pssst!," were offered contracts, written up by the owner, Felicitas Weigmann. This includes a 40-hour working week and…

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Save Our Pickups!

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Mon, March 18th, 2002 03:16 by capnasty

During a debate, enviromentalists, favouring higher fuel economy standards as a way to reduce air pollution and combat global warming, got their plans shot down…

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Please, Think of the Domo-Kuns

#Humour
Sat, March 16th, 2002 15:44 by capnasty

Everytime you send that picture...

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Blair explains "third phase"

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Sat, March 16th, 2002 02:22 by capnasty

Tony? Is that you?

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Constrict Your Anus 100 Times

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Fri, March 15th, 2002 02:11 by capnasty

Depressed? Not feeling young anymore? Looking for a way to regain that youthfulness in you? Well, look no further. Thanks to Hiroyuki Nishigaki and his…

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Where is your Birthday in PI?

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Fri, March 15th, 2002 02:10 by capnasty

Have you ever asked yourself where your birthday lies in PI? Neither have we, but in case you're wondering...

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How To Fry An Egg

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Thu, March 14th, 2002 17:09 by capnasty

Now you can eat and compute at the same time, using this handy guide for cooking eggs on your CPU.

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Patriot Registration

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Wed, March 13th, 2002 16:16 by capnasty

John Ascroft, United States Attorney General, asks you, proud Citizens of America, to do your part against terrorism and register as a non-terrorist."By registering all…

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Overclocked Jesus

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Wed, March 13th, 2002 00:03 by capnasty

Goran Radovich and Trey Gafney, two incredibly bored students from Chicago, managed to overclock Jesus and keep him stable at an all record high of…

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Hunt The Boeing!

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Wed, March 13th, 2002 00:02 by capnasty

With this fun `Spot the Plane!' game, Asile.org asks the question on how a Boeing 757-200, weighting nearly 100 tons, travelling at a minimum speed…

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Britney Spears, Pissed

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Tue, March 12th, 2002 18:22 by capnasty

As similarly reported by TeenHollywood.com, Britney Spears had to dodge buckets full of urine while shooting a video at 4 AM in Los Angeles.One resident…

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ShitBeGone!

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Mon, March 11th, 2002 18:05 by capnasty

Jed Ela, proprietor of ShitBeGone Toilet Paper Co., is proud to announce his revolutionary new toilet paper."Here at ShitBegone, I know your ass is important.…

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Squirrel Fishing

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Mon, March 11th, 2002 17:43 by capnasty

Nikolas Gloy and Yasuhiro Endo, of The Division of Engineering and Applied Sciences, felt that there was a noticeable lack of study done on Rodent…

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