News Index

Playing Around in the Bush

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Sun, January 19th, 2003 01:56 by capnasty

Entertain your kids while you keep them patriotic with the Bush action figure complete with arch-nemesis Bin Laden (evil Bert not included) or the Laden…

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Move to Iceland.

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Sat, January 18th, 2003 07:56 by capnasty

Love your Mac.Or gorgeous fembots with a penchant for evil.

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Icon's Story

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Fri, January 17th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

See icon FIGHT!!

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"One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne."

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Thu, January 16th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

Frodo has failed.

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Serves the other cock right

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Wed, January 15th, 2003 01:53 by capnasty

This Associated Press story in the Las Vegas Sun details how an angry rooster killed its owner before a cockfight in the Philipines.With "razor-sharp steel…

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Wearing a Japanese shirt doesn't make you Japanese

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Wed, January 15th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

"I went to see a movie the other day called 'Spirited Away.' It's a Japanese cartoon (known as anime to the elite) that Disney had…

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Get to work in style while avoiding traffic

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Tue, January 14th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

SoloTrek XFV is a VTOL (vertical takeoff and landing) aircraft that a person steps on, straps on, and flies in an upright position. The POC…

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How to Write Like A Wanker

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Mon, January 13th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

"No matter what Flash-blinded web monkeys would have us believe, the Internet is a text-based medium: especially its major discussion forums (IRC and Usenet) where…

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The Kill Everyone Project

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Sun, January 12th, 2003 03:13 by capnasty

"Please help us achieve this noble goal virtually by participating in the Kill Everyone Project. The task is difficult, though. The population of the Earth…

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Help Michel's Augumentation

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Sat, January 11th, 2003 01:22 by capnasty

"If somebody likes augmented breasts, they will add a tiny amount to my breast fund. If they do not, they will leave and my boob…

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Deluxe Condom Teaching Model

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Thu, January 9th, 2003 21:56 by capnasty

"Demonstrate the proper use of condoms by using this realistic model. Consists of an erect penis, condoms, syringe and artificial semen to simulate ejaculation. Mounted…

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Pets or Food?

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Wed, January 8th, 2003 22:18 by capnasty

"Pets or Food? was founded by a member of Mensa, the high IQ society, and we're dedicated to bringing consumers healthy, certified organic animals at…

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Scout Walker Kama Sutra

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Tue, January 7th, 2003 22:11 by capnasty

The Imperial Scout Walker Kama Sutra guide.

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Postal Experiments

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Mon, January 6th, 2003 14:35 by capnasty

"A monkey-in-box toy that, upon shaking, shouted, "Let me out of here! Help! Let me out of here!" Addressed in big letters to LITTLE JOHNNIE.…

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Bar Signs

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Sun, January 5th, 2003 18:04 by capnasty

"When words come out whiskey can't get in. Remove the roadblocks to drinking success with this arsenal of non-verbal communication."

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Dial-the-Truth Ministries

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Sat, January 4th, 2003 15:04 by capnasty

The Dirty Little Secret about Rock's Teen Idols.Or why thumping the Bible and listening to Britney Spears is eveel.

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Random Bits of Insanity

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Thu, January 2nd, 2003 22:32 by capnasty

What to do with Lego if you're tired of those Star Wars sets.For those that just can't be bothered to take the ten-thousand-questions purity test,…

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Comic book bondage cover of the day!

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Wed, January 1st, 2003 23:59 by capnasty

From comics not originally intended that way.

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Nazi Pandaganda

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Tue, December 31st, 2002 00:28 by capnasty

The Toronto Star reports that some folks across Canada were surprised to find saluting pandas complete with swastikas in their Christmas crackers.The toys were manufactured…

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Isometric

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Sun, December 29th, 2002 14:29 by capnasty

Tales of the Cube.

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