News Index

Cyber-Lovah!

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Sat, February 23rd, 2002 02:49 by capnasty

"Are you lonely? Frustrated? A 40-year-old virgin living with your mother? Herb Zipper was too, until he became...a Cyber-Lovah. Now he's slept with over 22,000…

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Use The Force, Lay.

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Fri, February 22nd, 2002 15:37 by capnasty

James Lileks from the StarTribune.com tells an amusing story, on how Enron's problems began when execs formed a company called ChewCo."Chewco was named for Chewbacca,…

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Web Rage

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Thu, February 21st, 2002 15:18 by capnasty

"Mice and keyboards seem to bear the brunt of people's frustration, with 7% admitting to hitting them after a frustrating web experience.A small number, 2%,…

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Water Cooled X-Box

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Wed, February 20th, 2002 03:50 by capnasty

For the series "Fun Things To Do When Girls Are Hicky!".

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Axis of Just as Evil

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Tue, February 19th, 2002 00:18 by capnasty

"Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the `Axis of Evil,' Libya, China and Syria today announced they had formed the `Axis of Just as…

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Obscene Interiors

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Mon, February 18th, 2002 15:28 by capnasty

"Amateur porn photography is one of the rare instances where everyday people expose their naked bodies to the public. Seeing your neighbors nude my (sic)…

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Afrotechs Hard-disk Sound System

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Sat, February 16th, 2002 22:00 by capnasty

How to turn dead hard-drives from gathering dust into a conversation piece.

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(Lack of) Personality Tests are Next

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Sat, February 16th, 2002 02:25 by capnasty

"A 35-year-old woman in London got so fed up with Jehovah's Witnesses knocking at her home's door, she stomped into a Jehovah's Witnesses' hall and…

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Gleeful Banking

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Fri, February 15th, 2002 21:37 by capnasty

As reported by Gay.com, Halifax Share Dealing sent out 15,000 letters with the wrong contact number for an account hotline.Customers that called the hotline would…

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Olympics: Still Upset for Quebec

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Thu, February 14th, 2002 02:33 by capnasty

French judge Marie Reine Le Gougne announced that she voted for the Russians in the pairs figure skating final because she had been pressured to…

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Assault with a Libido

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Thu, February 14th, 2002 02:17 by capnasty

According to this article from Canoe, the Supreme Court of Canada has ruled that "a giant bamboo dildo used in the sexual assault of a…

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A Poor Girls Testimony of God?s Love

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Wed, February 13th, 2002 17:35 by capnasty

"The LORD's punishment was swift and just: the doctors cut off the wrong breast, and mother died of cancer anyway. I wept, because it could…

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Bert is Evil

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Tue, February 12th, 2002 23:36 by capnasty

Snopes.com finally puts an end to the mystery as to why Bert appears on posters carried by supporters of Osama bin Laden.

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F-16s Ready for the Olympics

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Mon, February 11th, 2002 04:35 by capnasty

F-16 are currently flying all over Salt Lake City, ready to shoot down an intruding aircraft -- even a commercial plane -- if considered a…

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The Legend of Shellie the Goat Fucker

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Mon, February 11th, 2002 03:50 by capnasty

How a bunch of Tony Soprano quotes that author Chris Lake stumbled upon could be applied to social media.

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Jesus of the Week

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Mon, February 11th, 2002 01:53 by capnasty

Looking for Jesus in all the wrong places.

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How To Cook Your Palm Pilot

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Sat, February 9th, 2002 23:34 by capnasty

Just like pizza!

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Xiao: Stick Fight Seven

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Sat, February 9th, 2002 03:42 by capnasty

Think Stick Figure Death Theatre. Now make it 3D. Add some Honk Kong movie action to it. Take it to a completely different level and…

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When Service Just Ain't Good Enough

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Fri, February 8th, 2002 23:47 by capnasty

"I spent a further 57 minutes on my mobile phone listening to your infuriating hold music, and the even more annoying Scottish robot woman telling…

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Pong.

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Fri, February 8th, 2002 04:35 by capnasty

Not just a game.

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