News Index

Saddam is everywhere

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Sat, March 22nd, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

I'm quite fond of the King.

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Russian Binary Roulette

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Fri, March 21st, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda…

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Vagina Paintings

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Thu, March 20th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

I don't think I could explain it better than the way the artist does:Most questions I get have to do specifically with how I make…

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kill puppies for satan

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Wed, March 19th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

"here's a bit about the game. but first, look, it's called kill puppies for satan, that's pretty much the plot, and it's all swearing all…

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Tech support question from hell?

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Tue, March 18th, 2003 00:19 by capnasty

Computer Randomly Plays Classical Music

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Hello Zoo Keeper

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Mon, March 17th, 2003 00:38 by capnasty

Goodbye productivity.

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In Cod We Trust

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Sun, March 16th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

"An obscure Jewish sect in New York has been gripped in awe by what it believes to be a mystical visitation by a 20lb carp…

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Freedom Fries!

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Sat, March 15th, 2003 01:33 by capnasty

"Officials at the French Embassy pointed out that french fries actually come from Belgium.'We are at a very serious moment dealing with very serious issues…

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Play-Doo-Doo

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Fri, March 14th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

"The Turd Twister is designed to fit comfortably up your butt during your morning constitutional. Insert the Extruder Ring, hold it tenderly between your butt…

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How to become an obnoxious Internet cam whore in five easy steps.

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Thu, March 13th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

"Ever wanted to become a trashy internet cam whore, but you just don't know how? Tired of earning money for things the honest way? If…

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Sack Smash 2001!

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Wed, March 12th, 2003 00:06 by capnasty

Use the left and right arrow keys to control your trippin' nadsack and go on a frenzy of gnome killin' frenzy.So help me God.

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When you tire of Japanese schoolgirl panties...

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Tue, March 11th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

"Please drag a black hand and look for the point to squeeze. (It's easy)And rub it as you like."

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Also known as Ebola Café

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Mon, March 10th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

"Check out the comments on restaurants our surveyors love to hate. They may be too risky for our books, but we had a blast compiling…

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Where the fuck were we?

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Sun, March 9th, 2003 03:00 by capnasty

As some of you may have noticed, the site seems to pop up and down faster than a Frenchman behind the Maginot line.We've changed servers…

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SpamKu -- Spam Haiku

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Fri, March 7th, 2003 01:34 by capnasty

"I was looking at my SPAM mailbox the other day. As I was reading the countless subject lines, I started hearing Haiku in my head…

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Owning a Car Ain't What It Used to Be

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Mon, March 3rd, 2003 03:00 by Lilith DemHareIs

My brother owns several cars. As expected, he does not currently have a girlfriend. At his age, you can afford either one, or the other,…

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As Goth as Fuck

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Sun, March 2nd, 2003 10:18 by capnasty

"No, I'm not religious. And no, I'm not even trying to say that you ought to worship anyone, let alone some poor sod who may…

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Reducing those tech-support calls from your users

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Sat, March 1st, 2003 13:05 by capnasty

"For the network admin/analyst/technician who has all the tools -- well, they probably forgot this one... CAT-5 o' nine tails."

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Bible Slash

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Fri, February 28th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

"BibleSlash is for the posting of slash fan fiction involving Biblical characters or set in the Biblical period and for the discussion of homosexuality of…

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Vamos a Los Alamos!

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Thu, February 27th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty

"There are no armed guards to knock out. No sensors to deactivate. No surveillance cameras to cripple. To sneak into Los Alamos National Laboratory, the…

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